WICKED LITTLE TOWN;

I'm living fangirl trash that's all you need to know. Apart from this shit below this paragraph. My fandoms include Klaine, Crisscolfer, Supergirl, musical theatre, Arrow, The Flash, Pretty Little Liars, Homestuck, Shin Megami Tensei, and Ace Attorney. Not a Karofsky, Will Sherrod, or Mia Swier friendly blog because I have a thing called taste.

[g0thcats]

i want to be a cat. jobless. educationless. useless. there to be pretty and soft

[kanayahummel]

hey that post you reblogged about 50 degree in mich vs california- that post has a real image of a Tibetan man setting himself on fire to protest China's rule over Tibet. He ended up passing away. Please do not reblog using that as a meme. If you google up 'Tibetan man burned' you can find the horrifying story behind that.

I didn’t know that but I’m not the OP. I didn’t choose that image and I was like 16-18 when I made my comment about the skeletons being British. I had nothing to do with the images used. I appreciate you letting me know the origin but I literally didn’t choose the image and I’ve never used it so ?? I don’t get why you’re telling me not to use it as a meme when I’ve never done that

[stalessiastan]

john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be

[frogmp3]

he literally called her a bitch so let’s raise the standards ladies and gentlemen

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

the bar is at the earth’s core 

[jupitercrash]

literally fuck you to hell tumblr

[rabbtit]

never get any information from this website people LOL

[hannahhillam]

[starsberrisnunicorns]

Did the cat just give–

[amusementforme]

[lizziesupremacy]

THE LAST DAY GUYS

[darkmuse112-og]

Every April 30th, like clockwork.

At least I know that the people of tumblr will never let me down.

[stephrc79]

I know at least I’M scheduling this every year…

[thenatsdorf]

“1. I don’t have a cat. 2. I DON’T HAVE A CAT.” (via brenaclifton)

[drosophilase]

destroy the notion that it’s an insult for others to assume you are or think of you as LGBTQ, regardless of how you actually identify

being thought of as LGBTQ is not a fucking insult

especially when you’re a celebrity with many young impressionable LGBTQ fans who look up to you

[babyanimalgifs]

[withinevening]

I think we could all use this on our dashes.

[madzlucemxiv]

Pure post

[coffeefrenchandhistory]

This is the kind of quality content I enjoy and demand

[kuroii98]

[interstellar-space-cadet]

I’m every one in this

[closecaptionvevo]

MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!

MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!

[inuchi]

I don’t want it; I don’t need it.

[birdungehrl]

this scene is even more creepy when you realize Spirited Away was a metaphor for the sex industry in Japan

[pissforbongwater-deactivated201]

oh

[flowerforvases]

oh

[vivvav-deactivated20220308]

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE!

NO IT WASN’T, YOU JACKASSES!

“Totoro’s about dead girls!”

“Spirited Away is about sex!”

You know what I hear?

“Maybe if I make up something that sounds smart, people will think I’m smart, even if it’s a complete fucking lie!”

Hayao Miyazaki is a man of values. He’s a man who believes in the innocence of childhood and has a wonderful imagination. He believes in simplicity, kindness, the beauty of nature, and the old ways. He draws on these beliefs and his personal experiences when he makes movies.

Spirited Away was made for some friends of Miyazaki’s. Specifically, the ten-year-old daughters of some friends he invited to stay at his vacation home. It’s fairly common for Miyazaki to decide that he’s going to make movies targeted at a specific age group. Ponyo is for five-year-olds. Spirited Away is meant for ten-year-old girls, but enjoyed by a much wider audience.

I repeat, SPIRITED AWAY WAS MADE FOR TEN-YEAR-OLD GIRLS.

The bathhouse? Not a brothel. Based on a bathhouse in his home town, which he thought was a place of mystery and wonder when he was a kid. That scene where the bathhouse staff has to clean the polluted river spirit? Based on Miyazaki’s own experiences of a town coming together to clean up a river. This scene? It’s about Chihiro not being greedy, because Chihiro is a positive role-model for ten-year-old girls.

The themes of Spirited Away are courage, strength of character, and individuality. ESPECIALLY individuality. That thing where Yubaba takes away peoples’ names and changes their species? That’s her taking away their individuality. Chihiro’s parents are now pigs, not people. Haku’s name has been shortened so he forgets who he is. When Yubaba changes Chihiro’s name, the only Kanji she leaves spell out “Sen”, the Japanese word for “one thousand”, meaning Chihiro is just another pawn of Yubaba’s, not her own person.

You want to seem cool and intelligent? Talk about the movie’s actual themes. Don’t make up this shock-value bullshit for attention.

You stupid motherfuckers.

[toothmuncher3000]

FUCKING THANK YOU, I’ve heard this garbage so much!!!!! Keep this movie innocent!!!!!!

[haiku-robot]

fucking thank you i’ve heard this garbage so much keep this movie innocent

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[trilllizard666]

me @ shitheads like these people that keep coming with edgy headcanons for shit not based remotely on reality at all

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

me: accidentally crinkles something that isn’t even remotely considered edible by any living creature on the planet

my cat:

[princesconsuela]

[bryancroidragon]

Fun fact: Ross handing the lamp to Chandler wasn’t scripted. David Schwimmer just randomly handed it to Matthew Perry. Matthew’s reaction is one hundred percent genuine.

[purpleheroine]

That’s even better

[tastefullyoffensive]

[roachpatrol]

i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight

[ayellowbirds]

And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”

[it-is-bugs]

I will reblog this on my deathbed.

[huggableotter-deactivated202010]

Please let him science 🐧

[pumpkan]

Me: waiting for any form of public transport

Rain: starts

Some deep dark part of my brain that never forgot the first night vale episode: 👀🕐🚌🌧🌧🕐🕐🚌🌧

[pumpkan]

Me: waiting for any form of public transport

Rain: starts

Some deep dark part of my brain that never forgot the first night vale episode: 👀🕐🚌🌧🌧🕐🕐🚌🌧

[karadavers]

Kara being super soft™ with Mon-El

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

“I’m glad someone got physically assaulted for wearing a hat that was mean and scary“.