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WA • 27 • She/her

[itsbenedict]

one thing i am irrationally angry at is constellations. “this looks like a bear!” “this looks like a guy!”- no the fuck it doesn’t! i have been to kindergarten! i have mastered the art of connect-the-dots! this ain’t it!

[itsbenedict]

i don’t know how many people you had to blackmail to get everyone to agree that this trapezoid looks like a goat, but you did not make it fucking true! you drew those lines in yourself and it still does not look like a goat! who the hell do you think you’re fooling?!?

[fipindustries]

to be fair orion does kind of look like a guy with a shield and a club

[itsbenedict]

THEY GOT TO YOU TOO!!!

[itsbenedict]

HI CAN I INTEREST YOU IN THESE FRESH NEW ORIGINAL CONSTELLATIONS?

THIS IS WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE!!!!

[headspace-hotel]

I feel like these might make a lot more sense if we were all staring at the night sky for hours before bed every day of our lives, in a world where there was less light pollution. We would get bored without imaginations.

Orion absolutely looks like a guy.

[mirthandir]

Worth noting

It makes a little more sense when you see what Orion looks like without light pollution.

[headspace-hotel]

Uh

He has a

Uhhh…

[orbital-oracle]

[nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear]

There really is an XKCD strip for everything, wow.

[serpents-fr]

people who live in areas where there are native lizards should never take that for granted. you can just go outside and see a little guy hanging out. what’s better than that?

[marlynnofmany]

What’s better is when the little guy starts doing little pushups, to impress another little guy you haven’t spotted yet. Or possibly you.

[hotdogmexicano]

[straightboyfriend]

how do you remember all the recipes at starbucks? is it hard

rat under my starbucks hat does it for me

[straightboyfriend]

[everydaylouie]

¡kirbia! an album of kirby tunes in peruvian cumbia style!

[everydaylouie]

my partner quinne made an album!! i'm so happy it's finally out in the world, it absolutely shreds. for fans of rilo kiley, crunchy folk rock, and feeling small in a vast desert

[carnetimaginaire]

Jacob Janerka,  Hello, this is crab…

[adamjk]

now i’m falling asleep and she’s calling a crab

[goatiel-deactivated20221106]

contrary to popular belief it’s 100% normal to read fanfiction for a show before actually watching the show, it’s like when you knock on a watermelon before buying it

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

[mutant-distraction]

[thickness-protection-program]

We can't ibuprofen our way outta this one boys

[thickness-protection-program]

This post was meant as a joke but it has come to my attention that literally none of us are ok

[thickness-protection-program]

This is the energy y'all are giving off in the notes

[birdandmoon]

Racer or Ratsnake?

[velvetys]

REAL

[memeclassheroes]

[recryption]

my mspaint renditions of the disco elysium skills

[funnypages]

Same here Hulk. Same.

[coherentinsanity]

My mood every day of every week

[parakeet]

*transports guinea pigs from point A to point B with my mind*

[friendshapedhuman]

Marzipan asks that you not interrupt her nap with your telepathic powers again thank you

[parakeet]

marzipan i am so fcking sorry ill never forgivve myself for doing this to you im so so fcking sorry