Serious and Delirious

I like lots of people and lots of things. You'll find a collection of it all here.

[sunflowerseedsandscience]

REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

[just-shower-thoughts]

A period is like a person tearing down their party decorations in a rage because no one came.

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s 2018 and you can’t unpress an elevator button.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Shrek and Han Solo kinda dress the same

[iamtryingtobelieve]

A selection of Trent Reznor smiles

People are always saying, ‘You’re really nice, I thought you were going to be a complete asshole.’ I’m getting pretty fed up with it. I just want to say to them, 'Well I could always piss on your head.’

With some new additions courtesy from @devotn @reznor-gasm and @sweetiereallysblog Thanks guys!

[midori-n]

Delicious, finally some good fucking food ____ Kitchen nightmares / Ratatouille crossover we all deserve

[just-shower-thoughts]

It can take days, weeks, even years to decide you love someone but it takes two minutes to decide you love a dog.

[animusrox]

Fondue? Captain America: The First Avenger

[gravityfallsrockz-deactivated20]

Cartoons + Castle 

[just-shower-thoughts]

Ouija boards say “Ages 8+”. So you have to be 21 to drink, but can summon the dead at 8.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Niagara Falls but Viagra rises.

[thebestoftumbling]

[letmefeelmyoats]

UNMUTE THIS

[stingywithmycootiecat]

😩😩😂😂😂😂

[just-shower-thoughts]

We should put missing people’s photo on cigarette packs, because smoker are the one who are outside all the time in all kinds of weather

[brittany-murphy]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Some of the items I purchase on Amazon have traveled more in two days than I have in my entire life.

[just-shower-thoughts]

I no longer view ‘News’ as catching up on latest events, rather 'how bad have we fucked up this time?’

[mrschristopherrobertevans]

Q: How do you know it's Fall?

A: Guys start growing out their facial hair.