The Kandy Chill Blog

Just chilling and speaking my mind sometimes about the fandoms I love. Main Blog: https://www.taffykandy.tumblr.com

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Ask Box Is New And Currently Open!

During the COVID-19 Pandemic, inside one of the many Pokemon Storage Boxes is a Cinderace named Kimchi. She gets bored of her normal routine, and decides to try the PokeNet! She even drags a few of her friends for the ride. Get ready for a ride, PokeAskers!

The following Pokemon that can be currently asked:

Kimchi The Cinderace [Given Starter/Main Heroine/Female]

Blueberry The Lucario [Egg Starter/Kimchi's BFF/Male]

Avocado The Gallade [Caught/Brother of Kiwi/Male]

Kiwi The Gardevoir [Caught/Sister of Avocado/Female]

(Refs & Profiles will be made later on in a Masterlist Page. This is so I can get several blind asks and create their character well, plus I find it fun to have blind asks. Once the ask box closes, I'll start making the posts. And that process will repeat itself once I finish a wave of asks. Some asks might be withdrawn depending on the theme of the asks, you can still blind asks but don't turn an ask in a full 180 if you know what I mean, so please be respectful.)

[Ask Box Here]

[catboy-lover-archive]

MC: I'm so happy I could kiss you!

Leviathan: umm...neat lmao

[ later ]

Leviathan, laying face down in the bathtub: I can't believe I said "neat lmao"! They probably think I'm not interested and they are going to hate me forever!

Leviathan: It's just like that anime "I fell in love with my best friend but I accidentally keep on turning down their love and affection because I'm too insecure and I project into fictional characters in an unhealthy amount", but without the love interest showing love towards the main character part....

Leviathan: It's not like MC would be interested anyways. They probably just said that to pity me.

Lucifer: *idly turns book page* Don't beat yourself up, Levi. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I said when Diavolo confessed his love to me?

Levi: You thanked him, right?

Lucifer: *closes book and stares off in the distance* I thanked him....

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MC, hiding their face behind their hands: He just said "neat lmao" and then left ! WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN??? I should have definitely taken things slower...I can't believe I'm such a dumbass...Maybe he doesn't even like me....

Diavolo: MC! *pats their back* Hey, it's okay...maybe he just got nervous.

MC: But why? We are literally best friends....that's it *sits up* I'm sorry Lord Diavolo but you will have to find another human exchange student because I will go in my room, die of embarrassment and never get out.

Diavolo: Heh, this reminds me of the time I confessed my undying love to Lucifer.

MC: How did he take it?

Diavolo: He said "Thanks." and didn't spoke to me for a whole week... *starring into the void* a whole week...

[harunayuuka]

So can we have a part 2 of Solomon being the father of a abandoned MC. Honestly I cried for the concept of Solomon taking in MC only to abandon them to protect them. But not every problem is solved just by walking away from it.

Lower demons locked MC away and abandoned them in a hidden room underneath RAD, and the room is apparently magic proof so they can't summon the brothers for help either. And after 24 hours, Solomon found them first, immediately hugging them in relief and guilt, that his fear of losing MC came true, now promising to never leave them again.

[I'm so sorry that was a lot of info... 😅]

Sorry, anon. Hehe ^^;

Last Part of Daddy Solomon

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When they heard that you were missing, all of them immediately went out searching for you in the whole campus. But they couldn’t find you not until Barbatos showed up with a letter in hand.

“A letter of challenge. For you, Solomon.” He gave it to him. The letter was dissolved into thin air and it showed an image of you hanging upside down, unconscious and Azrael, the reaper, sitting below you. He was holding his scythe and spoke. 

“You know where to see me, Solomon. You bring those pesky demons with you and MC better be dead.” And the image disappeared.

“I should go.” Solomon whispered. They looked at him and nodded.

“Do what you must.” Diavolo said. 

“And make sure that you return to us alive. You and MC.” - Lucifer.

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Solomon arrived in the Reaper’s Cave. He was quite nervous as he knew the rules of his former friend reaper. Though he wasn’t expecting that he was already waiting for him and you were now lying on the ground with spears and swords swirling around your place, preventing anyone even him, to come near.

“Hello, my old foolish friend. You fucking traitor!” Azrael bellowed. He immediately lunged at him, waving his scythe in fast, continuous strikes. “I’m going to cut you pieces by pieces then revive you just to torment you again! You son of bitch!”

“We can still talk this out!” Solomon pleaded, but the reaper wasn’t listening as he was eager to kill him right this instant. 

“If you hadn’t just adopted them, MC would treat me as their father and my efforts wouldn’t be gone to waste! It’s all your fault! I thought that I finally got rid of you but you still had to show up and ruin them!” 

Solomon was getting tired from dodging his attacks. At this rate, he would be...

His eyes widened when Azrael immediately fell face-planted on the ground. Behind him was you holding a pan. 

“M-MC!” He noticed the scars and bruises on your arms and side of your body. You looked tired as well, but you smiled at him.

“You alright?” You asked him, but your strength immediately leaves you and when you were about to fall, he catches you in his arms. Then, Diavolo and the others showed up, to seize the unconscious reaper.

Solomon carried you all the way back to the Purgatory Hall. 

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Simeon and Luke had treated your wounds and Solomon, Lucifer, and Diavolo were waiting for you to wake up. When you did...

Solomon quickly jumped to embrace you. “A-Ah... What are you doing?” 

“Daddy misses you much!” He said, rubbing his cheeks against yours. “I had came to save you but you saved me instead-!” 

You pinched his cheek. “Ow! M-shii...” 

“What’s the idea facing him head-on like that? Didn’t you know that he was actually waiting for you and really wanted to trample your candle? If I hadn’t woken, you would be dead.” You said, scolding him. Solomon just smiled as he listens to you.

“Damn that goofy face.” Lucifer commented and Diavolo just nodded in approval. 

“Well, since the relationship between you two has been solved, I assumed that MC will start living with us?” Simeon asked, his attention directed to you and Simeon.

Your father hugged you tighter and smiled. “Of course!”

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There were things that went back to normal. You asked Diavolo to release Azrael and the guy was still mad at Solomon. Well, they couldn’t blame him.

As for you, you started to do the usual things you do for him, but you never asked him to pay for your finances even though he kind of sneaked in when you weren’t aware of. 

And also, there were days that Solomon would drive you off to RAD just to do the most silliest things.

“MC! I’m not gonna leave you until you say, “I love you, Dad!” Right now, he was tormenting you with the use of his megaphone.

“I’m going to be late.”

“I LOVE YOU DAD.”

“Seriously you pampering idiot. I need to go.”

“I LOVE YOU DAD. I’M NOT GONNA LEAVE UNTIL YOU SAY IT.” You sighed. Lucifer, Diavolo, and Simeon were also inside the car. And Satan was standing beside you.

“Fine. I love you dad.” You quickly walked off pulling Satan with you before you could see your squealing father in the car. “THEY SAID IT!”

“I never been thankful up to this day that Lucifer isn’t like that.” Satan commented and the both of you laughed together. 

[harunayuuka]

Please part 5 for daddy Solomon 🙏

This part 5 is basically how Solomon had a fight with the reaper regarding MC and how MC met the the reaper. ^^

Part 5 of Daddy Solomon

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“Hm, Azrael? You have been watching that candle for a few days now.” Solomon said as he observed the reaper watching a little candle adoringly. 

“Why are you still here you stupid wizard? I have already granted your wish so shoo!” He waved his hand, telling him to go out from his cave. Solomon peeked over his shoulder, trying to see well that little candle.

“Come on~ It doesn’t hurt if you share something a little of what you’re thinking~” 

“Fine. You see, this little candle belongs to a kid in an orphanage. I’m really excited to adopt them this week.”

“Oh? You’re going to take care a child?” Solomon said, a bit astounded of the idea. “Are they cute?”

“They’re more than cute. They’re smart, reliable, and good in cooking-! I can still remember the cookies they gave me when I visited.” Azrael stated, holding his cheeks like he was in a trance.

“Can I see what do they look like?” The reaper frowned at him.

“You’re planning something.”

“Geez. You don’t really trust me, do you? I just need a peek and I won’t bother you.” After few minutes of bugging him, he later showed him the five-year-old you and Solomon fell love at first sight (not romantically).. 

“Now that you see them. GET OUT FROM MY CAVE!”

“Okay! Okay!” Solomon chuckled to himself as he immediately went to the orphanage were you at.

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You were actually waiting for Azrael to adopt you, but you were surprised when the teacher announced that you were going to be adopted that day and it wasn’t who you were expecting.

“Congrats, MC. You have now a family.”

One week after, Azrael visited the orphanage to finally settle an adoption. He was carrying some kid’s stuff and dressed nicely to pick you up. He had also bought a house near the beach and had already done  his business regarding his identity.

“Hello, miss. I’m here to adopt MC.” The teacher gave him an apologetic look.

“I’m so sorry, Sir Azrael... But MC has already been adopted a week ago. I’m sorry to say that you’re too late.”

“Huh... But... I promised them that...” His voice faltered and dropped the things that he was supposed to give you. And then he threw a tantrum.

“Give MC! Give MC back!” He screamed while crying and rolling on the floor. The caretakers and staffs of the orphanage decided to kick him out as he continued to act childishly.

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After 2 years of searching, Azrael found out that Solomon was the one who adopted you. He was planning to kidnap you from him but when you saw him in the streets, you were able to recognize him.

“Azrael?” Your eyes widened in shock and quickly approached him. “You look pale.” You commented when you see his complexion.

He teared up upon seeing you. “MC...”

The two of you started talking about how you have been and who adopted you. You have mentioned Solomon and he saw how happy you were. Azrael had no choice but to pretend that he was happy for you but that didn’t stop him to feel wrath against your foster father.

“MC, don’t you want me to be your father instead? I promise I will take care of you more than what he does.” 

“Sorry. But I like Solomon. And I wouldn’t replace him to anyone to be my father.”

[cynergy-laughter]

Obey Me! One Master to Abridge Them All! Ep. 5

5. Rewind... Rewind... Rewind...

Leviathan: W-What?! No, that doesn’t happen!

MC: Uh, yeah it does.

Diavolo: Enn doesn’t seem like the kind of person who would lie about something so detailed... I think we know who the winner is...

Leviathan: No... NNOOOOO! *changes into demon form* You shouldn’t know any of this! You are just a newbie wannabe! You got into TSL in such a short time, and now this... I will not accept this... I will not recognize you as a fan!!! *runs at Enn*

MC: Oh shi- *falls down* Mammon!

Mammon: I’m comin- GAH! *slips on some melted ice cream* Dammit! I can’t get there in time... run!

Levi: I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED BY A NORMIE!!! *reaches out hands to wring Enn’s neck*

*Freeze!*

MC: *voiceover* This is me, I know what you’re thinking, this is a huge jump from the last time we left off. Oh dang... I look so scared at that frame... who even got that angle of me? Well they deserve a raise... uhh anywho, you’re probably wondering how I got here... well good, fleeting audience, I shall tell you how.

*rewinds two days and two nights ago*

MC: *groaning, brushing their teeth and getting ready for bed* I knew I shouldn’t have eaten that garlic and ghost pepper devil potato salad... best potato salad I’ve ever had, but feels like a detox coming out... *sprays and finishes up in the bathroom*

???: H-Help... Help me...

MC: *eyes widen* Oh please tell me I’m not in a bathroom fever dream...

???: Please... help... follow my voice...

MC: ... Yeah, cause that always goes well...

*follows to the attic stairs anyway*

Lucifer: *pops up out of nowhere* Go back now. There’s nothing up there for you.

MC: For me? Now you’ve piqued my interest.

Lucifer: Well there’s nothing at the peak for you, go back to your room. Don’t ever go up to the attic.

MC: How do you spell attic, by the way?

Lucifer: ... A-T-T-I-C.

MC: Ah! You naughty boy, why were you looking down there?! *puts hands over chest* My eyes are up here.

Lucifer: *blinks and blushed mad, realizing what he just said* Room. Now.

MC: *tries not to laugh as they go to their room*

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MC: *sitting at breakfast, alone with Mammon, zoned out*

Mammon: Hey! Are you even listening to me?!

MC: Hmm? Oh, sorry, as soon you started talking crap about me I kinda just turned your ranting into background noise.

Mammon: ...Well... don’t do that, you don’t just skip over The Great Talkative Mammon’s dialogue, that’s rude.

MC: Did you... really just add another adjective to your Name Title?

Mammon: Yeah, what you gonna argue with The Great Infallible Mammon?

MC: I literally made you enter a pact with me two nights ago.

Mammon: Shut up! Gah! Why did I have to be the one who be paired with you. It’s all Levi’s fault that I’m with you in the first place... no, it’s all Lucifer’s fault... none of this would have happened if it wasn’t for him...

MC: *sighs, and goes on another daydream, he wanted to know how to get past Lucifer*

*Earlier last night*

MC: *Casually walks toward the stairs* Hey Lucifer, can I see what’s upstairs, please?

Lucifer: No.

MC: tch, almost had him... *walks back to room*

*present*

Mammon: ...Lucifer’s color scheme reminds me of those OP DeviousArtsy original characters, like Red and Black? Seriously? Get a better outfit, especially if you’re gonna wear brown shoes, why can’t you wear black, you’re already wearing so much of it! Oh and to top it off, his feet reek... not that I’ve... ever smelled them... but I’m saying it, so it’s true-

MC: Mammon, what’s in the attic?

Mammon: Don’t change the subject, right now we’re discussing Lucifer’s feet, which, by the way, freaking stin- wait what?

MC: ... Mammon. Attic. What’s up there?

Mammon: ... Geez, you really don’t know how to mind your business do you?

MC: I do, but I feel like I’m already more involved than anyone could ever realize...

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Mammon: *walking with Enn to Levi’s room* If you wanna get past Lucifer and find out what’s in the attic... You’ll need something that Lucifer wants, and I think I know just who to go to for that something...

MC: *looks at Levi’s room door* ... So why the hell are we outside the Ultimate Otaku’s door? What does he have that Lucifer wants?

Mammon: *whispering* There’s a record of the limited cursed edition of the TSL soundtrack in there, he absolutely loves it, so we just gotta ask Levi for it, it’ll be easy peasy, lemon squeezy.

MC: One, don’t ever say that again. Two, I don’t know how easy it’s gonna be since Levi wants nothing to do with me, and three... oh what the hell. *knocks on the door*

Levi: What’s the secret phrase?

MC: *looks at Mammon* Yeah, Mammon, this sure is gonna be lemon squeezy.

Mammon: Okay, Levi, let us in, it’s The Great Older Brother Mammon, and his pact slave.

MC: *leers at Mammon* You’re about to be the Great Fat-Lipped Mammon in a minute.

Mammon: *shied away a couple of steps* At least capitalize the T in the word The...

Levi: I am known by someone outside the door as the Ultimate Otaku, and to gain entry, you must say the secret phrase.

Mammon: *leers at Enn* So great, he was listening the whole time, and you’re calling me names?

MC: Ugh... umm... Rurichan is bae? Mammon’s an idiot? Enn’s a Normie?

Levi: ... while it is all true, bzzt! Wrong! Access denied.

Solomon: *appears behind them* Well, if it isn’t the celebrity and his newfound pet demon~.

MC: *jumps up, and holds Mammon close to them* Get the hell outta here, Goblin King, we ain’t wishing for nothing.

Solomon: *smirks* Sorry for scaring you, Enn. *knocks on the door* The fifth lord...

Levi: ...couldn’t keep his huge rod in his pants and took the Lord of Corruption’s wife to bed...

Solomon: And for the betrayal done unto his home...

Levi: The Lord of Corruption named him the Lord of Lechery, and cursed him with eternal unattainable climax. Secret phrase approved, welcome to my kingdom.

Solomon: *smirks* Peace out suckas. *hits the whip, and nae-naes backward into Levi’s room*

MC: *still holding Mammon protectively* So the Goblin King had an invitation?

Mammon: *blushing* ... You do know that was the secret phrase right?

MC: ... *knocks on the door* The Fifth Lord-

Levi: Bzzzt! The password has been reset! Bitch you thought! Next time know more about TSL before you try me, normie!

MC: *growls and bangs on the door* GAH! Go to Heaven you K-Pop Justin Bieber!

Mammon: Enn! ENN! Don’t, you don’t wanna get in trouble with Lucifer, not this early in the year... *pulls Enn away*

Levi: *with in the room* You see what I have to deal with? The violent life of the yucky otaku.

Solomon: Hmm...

*interviews*

Solomon: *bursts out laughing* PFFFTHAHAHAHA! K-Pop Justin B-Beihihiberrrr! Oh my god, I have to text that to Asmo... *starts texting* Man, as belligerent as Enn is, they sure know how to roast someone...

MC: Don’t worry, this makes day 4 that he hasn’t noticed. But... I have to find a way to get him to give me the record... God, I don’t know what it is with Levi, he just knows how to push my buttons... have I let him get to me?

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Mammon: So... why am I gonna be watching this with that human... and Beel... why are you here?

Beel: A Movie marathon means popcorn, and I had a craving.

Mammon: ... Of course you did.

MC: *comes in with a huge tub of popcorn* Alright, a huge tub of popcorn, extra butter and salt for Beel, a pack of chocolate coins for Mammon, and a sensible bowl of popcorn and soda for myself. Oh, I also made all of us slushees.

Mammon: *blinks* slushees? What are those?

MC: It’s cherry and blue raspberry.

Beel: *eyes widen* Why is it that you continue to amaze me with your snacks?

Mammon: Did you really just ask that question? Did YOU... just ask that question? The bigger question is how did you make these?

MC: Not important. Alright boys, 12 hours ain’t gonna watch itself, let’s get ready... The Tale of The Seven Lords... *presses Play*

————— The next day...

Levi: Human.

MC: *looks at Levi* Wow, look at who decided to grace us with his presence after spending his whole day in his room.

Levi: Don’t talk down to me just cause you have all the time in the world to do what you want, like having a TSL marathon. Totally not fair by the way.

Mammon: Wow, talk about nosy, were you spying on us?

Levi: No, Golden Moron, I heard it from Lucifer.

MC: First of all, don’t steal my joke, I worked hard for that, and second of all, for someone who minds his business, you sure do like knowing everyone else’s.

Levi: I don’t want to hear you talking especially since you are the ruler of not minding your business! Just cause you’re trying to suck up to me, doesn’t mean we’re gonna be all buddy-buddy. So get it through your thick head.

MC: Leviathan, I challenge you to a TSL Fan-Off.

Levi: *blinks* Excuse me? Are you serious? You really think that you, a human normie is gonna out-fan me?! LMMFAO! That’s not even a contest.

MC: Wow, I never knew you were a chicken, Levi.

Levi: ... what?

MC: I’m just saying if you had your own fursona, it would be a chicken. Ba-GAWK!

Levi: ... You take that back. I would N E V E R !

MC: Because you already are Levi, just cause you didn’t accept. An Otaku Chicken, I can see the Fanart now!

Levi: You know what, I was gonna spare you the embarrassment, but now I’m gonna make it my goal to destroy you in that Fan-off, human. When I’m finished with you, your time in the Devildom will be cut short. But, if by some odd miracle you best me, I’ll join Mammon as one of your pacts. Not like it’s ever gonna happen, I mean, I’ve only been following TSL all of a millennia. And that, compared to your 12 hour marathon, should speak to how much more knowledge I have of TSL than you. So let’s see who Fans off more. Student Council hall, today after school, and don’t chicken out.

MC: Heh, just I eat chicken doesn’t mean I am one. I’ll see you then.

*there was an intense stare down, until there was a loud cackling from upstairs*

Asmo: BWAHAHAHA! K-Pop Justin Beiber, I’m done! Solomon, I am done with you! AAAHH! YAAASS!

[cynergy-laughter]

Obey Me! One Master to Abridge Them All! Ep. 4

4. For the Record, T-Pose to Assert Your Pact

It was just a normal, second day for MC... until...

Asmo: PPFFFFTTTBWAAAHAHAHAHA! *gasp* AAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHA!

Satan: Asmo, can you not laugh so loudly this early in the morning?

Asmo: B-Buhut... Mammon... got tricked... into entering a pact! And with none other than Enn!

Satan: Pffftt!

Asmo: Boy, you think it’s funny too, don’t even try to hide it!

Beel: Mmm, these cockatrice breasts are so crispy, every bite gives me a wonderful crunch.

MC: Is no one gonna tell him that he’s also eating the plate?

Asmo: Don’t tell him, it’s more entertaining that way. But look at you, not even a day in the Devildom and you already snagged a pact with a moron, I bet you feel like a ruler, don’t you, Enn~?

MC: No, I feel exhausted. The whole time after we made the pact, he kept on texting me, and it was basically, “Just so we’re clear, I did it for my credit card. She’s my one true love, you better not come in between us.”

Satan: Ugh, the way he talks about that thing.

Asmo: I wouldn’t be surprised if he imagines making love to it. Gross...

Levi: Imagine? He absolutely does. Headcanon accepted.

Asmo: What does that even mean, Levi...?

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Asmo: Anywho, Enn, who would you wanna make a pact with next?

MC: ... You want my honest answer?

Asmo:

Satan:

Levi:

Beel: *munching*

MC: I thought not, I wanna pact with Asmo. *flutters eyes*

Asmo: Haha, I mean who wouldn’t? But I wouldn’t with you because I have no intention in entering one with you.

MC: Oh neither do I, I just wanted to see the look on your face when I chucked the Grenade. I checked RAD’s last yearbook, I wanna pact Astaroth. He can get it.

Asmo: *jaw drops to the floor*

Satan & Levi: *snort and bit their lip*

Beel: *eating* Can someone pass me the Poison Oak Maple syrup? I wanna try adding sweet to this savory.

*interview*

Asmo: Enn thinks they’re so funny. Have they even met Astaroth?! Cause he used to be my ex. He is the absolute worst... I may miss him, but I don’t really... and plus what is Enn doing, having sights for my ex?!

MC: I’ll admit, Astaroth is pretty intimidating, but he’s seems cool. Especially for a mid-rank demon. For the record, I just said Astaroth to get under Asmo’s skin... and based on his reaction, I think I just made a pimple start forming on his forehead.

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Asmo: PSSH PAH PIH PFFTT W-Whatever! He’s not even that hot anyway.

Satan: You sounds like you still caught feelings.

Asmo: Shut up, you sound just as moronic as that poor excuse for a demon Mammo-! *head gets slammed into his bowl of cereal* ACK! MY FACE! What the hell Mammon?!

Mammon: Shouldn’t have been talking smack, Asmo. Don’t forget, I’m still your older brother.

MC: Good morning Mammon.

Mammon: Go to heaven, Enn.

MC: Would have been funnier if you meant heavenn.

Mammon: Whatever, point is, I got my card back from Lucifer. Mammon one, Lucifer nothing, like it should be. Think he’s so smart to put my card in the freezer, he’s such a dad.

Lucifer: *appears behind him, holding a leather belt loop, and he snaps it loudly*

Mammon: ... AAAAAIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!

———— Later ————

MC: *walking down the stairs with Mammon* You ever think that maybe you should practice what you preach?

Mammon: *sniffling, rubbing his butt* “yOu EvEr ThInK tHaT mAyBe YoU sHoUlD pRaCtIcE wHaT yOu PrEaCh?!” S-Shut up, human... preaching ain’t gonna do nothing.

MC: First of all... wow. And second... Enn... my name is Enn.

Mammon: I don’t care, human! I’ll call you whatever I’ll feel like calling you. You’d better watch your back, because if a lesser demon decides to make you his meal, I won’t be there to save you, cause I couldn’t care less! Now out of my way! *goes to stomp down the stairs, bumping MC out of the way*

MC: ... Mammon stay! *voice pulsates through Mammon, making him stand up straight and not move!*

Mammon: A-Ah! What the- I can’t move... You better hope I don’t get out of this huma-... hummm... hu... NB. No! Huuu-better work, everybody give it up for the supremely talented host with the post, dropping lines since birth, life and debuting in the Devildom, give it up for MC NB! *makes air horn noises*

MC: *smiles* That’s better. Next time, just respect my wishes and call me by my name. Now, Mammon, let’s get to class.

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*walks into class*

MC: With as many demons dancing in this place, you would think that this is was High School Musical: Another Story.

Demon1: Hey, it’s that human who slapped us.

Demon2: I wouldn’t mess with them, I heard Mammon forged a pact with them... imagine what he could do to us, if the human is ballsy enough to slap us...

???: Well, it seems rumors do spread faster than a glorious opening speech. You really have made quite a celebrity out of yourself.

MC: Sebastian from Black Butler?

Diavolo: Easy Barbatos, no need to be shady, I say these rumors are good, it means eyes will be on them at all times, so no one can really truly make a move.

Lucifer: Especially since Mammon is absolute garbage at looking after them.

MC: And a good morning to you all too, Mr. President, Mr. Vice President, and Mr. Chief Secretary. Nice to see you talking about me like I’m not here.

Diavolo: I wanted to congratulate you on such a big accomplishment, and it’s only been your second day. I knew that I chose the right person for the program.

MC: Well, it’s not like a had a choice in the matter, but thank you, Lord Diavolo. And who is this?

Barbatos: I’m Lord Diavolo’s steward, Barbatos. Apologies for not introducing myself immediately.

MC: It’s okay, it’s nice to meet you.

Lucifer: Barbatos is a very smart and powerful demon of many talents. I just wish I could have him as my brother instead of Mammon.

MC: I mean, people tend to keep their talents deep within them, I’m sure it’s the same for Mammon.

Barbatos: I believe there’s a saying in the human world about that, a true wiseman doesn’t flaunt his talents, he keeps them secret.

Lucifer: That may be so, but he, is to put it lightly, an incompetent fool.

MC: Well... looking at all the idiots that make up my world’s population, Mammon is pretty tame and intelligent...

*interview*

MC: Seriously, I used to work retail, someone asked me for Pampers Pull-Ups while I was stocking the baby aisle... lemme say it again, the person asked for Pampers Pull-Ups. That’s the same energy as someone asking for Burger King’s Big Mac. It doesn’t exist. There are Huggies Pull-Ups, and Pampers Easy-Ups, if you are looking specifically for Pampers Pull-Ups, you don’t deserve the right to teach children right from wrong.

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Diavolo: I also heard that the most stubborn and headstrong child is the cutest.

Lucifer: Diavolo, he is my younger brother, not my child. I think I would have a lot more gray hairs and as Asmo would say a few more lines in my forehead. Stop it.

???1: So you don’t deny that he’s cute. Though the winner of the most stubborn award would most undoubtedly go to you.

???2: And for the record, that’s not a compliment, it’s an insult.

Lucifer: Simeon, can you please tell your little chiweenie to not yip so loudly this early in the school day?

???2: I am NOT A CHIWEENIE!

Diavolo: Enn, these are the two students from the Celestial Realm, in other words, angels. This is Simeon, and his canine companion Luke.

Luke: Diavolo, do not feed into this! I am an angel, not a canine of any sort!

MC: *going over to Simeon fast* Oh thank the heavens, finally some angelic melanin. *shaking Simeon’s hand* it’s so nice to meet you, I’m already a stan, I mean a fan.

Simeon: *chuckles* It’s to meet you Enn, congratulations on your accomplishment, I hope we make friends of each other yet.

Barbatos: We should get going, the first bell is about to sound.

MC: B-But... I wanna hang out with Simeon some more...

Diavolo: All in good time, Enn. I’m glad you’re doing well here on your second day here. Have a good school day.

Lucifer: Even though it should be the other way around... look after Mammon for me, Enn? I thank you.

Simeon: I’ll see you later, Enn.

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Luke: *stays behind* ...

MC:

Luke:

MC:

Luke:

MC: Can I help you?

Luke: Don’t ever trust a demon, especially not Lucifer.

MC: ... Where I live and grow up, you learn to not really trust anyone, but thanks for the advice, Lassie.

Luke: ARGH! Not you too! *storms off*

[cynergy-laughter]

Obey Me! One Master to Abridge Them All! Ep.3

3: I Pact You a Lunch~! (Rated PG-13)

MC: *laying in bed, thinking about stuff* I’ve met all but one... who’s the youngest brother? The Avatar of Sloth... I imagine him as a scene boy, carrying a pillow everywhere.

*D.D.D. Vibrates*

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Levi: So you are sure that Lucifer said that Mammon’s assets were frozen? Like he said the word frozen?

MC: Yes, for the 18th time, as in Let it Go, as in ❄️❄️❄️ Like what do you want from me?

Levi: ... Come to the kitchen.

MC: You getting another Game Fuel energy drink?

Levi: NO... Maybe... no! Just come to the kitchen. And be quick about it, normie.

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MC: *smirks* It’s been a day and Otakon still hasn’t noticed.

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MC: *walking into the kitchen, and hears a rustling in the kitchen* A burgular is eating our food? *walks backward, and hides behind the wall* okay... 1... 2... *jumps into the kitchen* FREEZE SUCKA!

Beel: *jumps up and hits head on the top of the fridge* OW! *cough cough* ah shi-...! You startled me!

MC: I startled you?! B-Beel?! I thought you were a burgular! But I can see I was right, you’re the Hamburgular!

Beel: *eating a leftover burger* I eat when I’m lonely... and hungry, and my whole life. What are you doing here?

MC: Oh I’ve been there... But I was seeing if there were anything to eat, I couldn’t sleep.

Beel: Ah, a fellow midnight snacker, Huh? Well sorry to disappoint you, but I just polished off everything in the fridge.

MC: Well, I guess I’ll have to resort to my own stockpile.

Beel: You were holding out on me with snacks earlier. I want more.

MC: Alright, but first... *pulls out a snack cake* Sit.

Beel: *sits*

MC: Roll over.

Beel: *rolls to the right*

MC: ... Play dead.

Beel: *faints in a dramatic way*

MC: *blinks and goes over to Beel and rubs his belly* Good boy! Who’s a good boy?

Beel: *chuckles and squirms* Thahat tickles.

MC: *gives him the snack cake* There you go.

*interview*

MC: As frightening as the amount of stuff he eats is, Beel is pretty adorable... I absolutely love how he’d do anything for food. He’s like a mix of Garfield, Nermal, and Odie. Always hungry, super cute, and innocent, to an extent. That’s my first impression of him anyway, watch him really be a hard rock.

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MC: By the way, where’s the 7th brother?

Beel: Do not talk about him, especially not to Lucifer! You should just stop sticking your nose into business that isn’t yours. Thanks for the snack cake, but I’m leaving. *storms off*

MC: ... Call Me... *takes out another snack cake and eats it*

*interview*

MC: ... I guess that was a sore subject... I think I heard him crying... Now I’m determined.

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???: Psst! Hey!

MC: *looks up* God? Is that you? Grandma? Uncle Jack? Dad?

???: No! Down here! Help me out!

MC: Levi, what are you doing down there?

Levi: Planting a garden and talking to the tomatoes, what do you think I’m doing? I was hiding from Beel!

MC: Are you stuck?

Levi: N-No! I’m not! I’m just... grr... sore cause you... ack! Kept me... come on... waiting!

MC: *takes out D.D.D., gets down onto the floor near the island and makes a video of them and Levi.* Just making memories with my best bro Levi.

Levi: Gah! Hey, what are you doing?!

MC: Levi thought it would fun to try and dive through the island, and he got stuck! Heh, classic Levi. So glad you chose to stop gaming and hang out with me, your best pal! *stops recording*

Levi: YOU DELETE THAT RIGHT NOW! I WILL NOT BE LOOPED INTO YOUR NORMIE POSTS!

MC: Heh, okay okay... there, it’s deleted, alright, let’s get you out.

*interview*

MC: It’s not really deleted, I just sent it to my other phone and deleted it off the D.D.D. It actually gets good reception down here. So, I have some leverage, and Levi thinks that it’s not on my D.D.D. Maybe next time, don’t talk trash about my baby boy Shizuo Heiwajima.

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Levi: Ugh, finally. Now, back to business... since Lucifer told you that Mammonms assets were frozen, there’s only one place it could be.

MC: ... So why are we in the kit- no. You’ve gotta be kidding me... in the freezer?

Levi: I mean it’s worth a shot. After all, Lucifer wouldn’t put it somewhere far away, like over on Diavolo’s personal ski resort.

MC: Well... work smarter not harder. Which also works better cause it deters idiots.

Levi: *opens the freezer* Let’s see... Hmm... Frostbitten Salmon... Freezerburn Gorgon steaks... Oh, there’s Beel’s ice cream sandwich he lost a few thousand years ago.

MC: *blinks* That’s an ice cream sandwich? It looks like the inside of a meteorite...

Levi: Oh! Here it is! *picks it up and falls down, the block of ice with the credit card resting on his chest* Ack! It’s cold and heavy! H-Help!

MC: You are a demon, you are stronger than me, and I’m a human.

Levi: Just help me team lift it to the microwave!

MC: Alright, hold on!

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Mammon: Hey! What are you two doi- *gasps* Is that Goldie?!

Levi: Yep! I found it all by myself.

MC: ... Oh hell no, you got me messed up Boku No Shut-in... Wait... he named his credit card Goldie?

Mammon: Shut it human, me and Goldie have been through so much together, you don’t have what we have!

MC: You sound like you both starred in a romcom called The Golden Moron.

Levi: *snorts at that* And you aren’t getting it back until you do what I say.

Mammon: P-Please sir, Please May I have her?

MC: This guy did an Oliver Twist impression... I’m done.

Levi: I will when you give me the Seraphina figurine you won.

Mammon: The Sera-who?

Levi: Seraphina.

Mammon: *blinks* Seratonin?

Levi: Ser-A-Phi-Na! You don’t even know about her, you probably forgot all about her! I got pile driven by you trying to get her back, and you were half asleep naked!

MC: ... lucky bastard...

Levi: How dare you forget about the cold, egotistical Queen of the High Elves who wants nothing more than affection and love-!

MC: Hey, Otakon 2020, can we wrap this up here, I’d like to get some sleep before Lucifer blasts the morning bugle, thank you very much!

Levi: *slowly turns head, hurt* How dare you...

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Mammon: I’ll do anything, just give me back my card.

Levi: Only if you also make a pact with Enn. So I can finally get my money back from you.

MC: Oh now we’re getting somewhere.

Mammon: Ain’t no way I’m gonna be making a pact with this simple, lowlife, good for nothing, piece of garbage.

MC: I’ve been called worse, you Pell Grant Reject.

Levi: Oh Luciferrrrrr~ 🎶 Mammon’s defrosting his credit card~!

Mammon: I mean yes, i’ll form a pact with this amazing, first class, special, beautiful slice of heaven. It would be my honor~.

MC: Don’t push your luck, Mammon.

*interview*

MC: This fucking sucks! In prison, you have to take down the biggest baddest mfer down in order for people not to mess with you and get respect, and then the funniest. Now I only got the funniest guy and the biggest and baddest is still not taking me seriously. So what the heck does this mean for me? I’m at second best right now.

Mammon: *next to them* Hey, you know I’m right here right?

MC: Yeah, and you started the insulting first, and plus, I said you were the funniest, take credit where it’s given, dumbass.

*moment of pause*

MC: I’m sorry I called you dumbass...

Mammon: Oh you’re so kind, Enn, I’m so grateful to be your demon. *Fake Smile™️*

MC: Well now I’m not sorry Yeager Sarcastic.

[cynergy-laughter]

Obey Me! One Master to Abridge Them All! Ep. 2

2. Run Me Mammoney! (Rated PG-13, so at least one F-Bomb)

You’ve been summoned to the [House of Lamentation] for your move in. State your fave.

MC: *walking up to the House of Lamentation* So y’all live in this house?

Mammon: *leers* No, we live in the forest behind the house. *blocks the gate* if you wanna go through these gates, you’re gonna have to pay me 1,000,000 Grimm to break the spell that locks this gate.

MC: Who are you, Moneybags the Bear?

Mammon: Yes, now pay up.

MC: Nah, I’ll just cheat code my way in. *throws bag over the gate* YEET! *starts bouncing up and down, and swinging their hips left and right*

Mammon: Oh, you wanna dance battle with The Great Mammon!? Alright you idiot, let’s g-!

MC: *appears on the other side of gate* Heh, 3 stars, new record. *picks up bag and walks up to the door*

Mammon: W-W-Whaaaa?! H-Hey! Wait up!

*interview*

Mammon: Honestly, Enn can go back to where they came from. I don’t know why I, the Great Inescapable Mammon, have to watch over some puny, incapable human.

MC: ... He’s just mad that his pants fell down during a dance battle and I took a picture of him. He wears boxers with dollar bill designs on them... And for some reason I think that’s adorable... He’s so cute when he’s embarrassed...

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Mammon: Now you wait just a minute, human! Do you know who I am?! What I am?! I will devour you without a second thought if you ever try to pull a fast one on me!

MC: *looking at the job on the board* Huh, Hell’s Kitchen, Help Wanted... I wonder if Gordon Ramsey is an exchange student here....

Mammon: Hey! Look at me when I’m talking to you!

MC: *turns to him* Alright, what do you gotta say?

Mammon: I’m not doing this because Lucifer scares me! I’m the Great Mammon, nothing scares me!

MC: There’s a guy behind you.

Mammon: What did I say about trying to pull a fast one on me, huh?!

Levi: MAMMON!

Mammon: *screeches and jumps up in MC’s arms*

MC: ... *holding Mammon* Nothing scares you huh?

Mammon: Shut up!!

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MC: So, he must be the Avatar of Envy, right? I only assume so cause he’s actually standing on his two feet right now.

Mammon: yes, this is Leviathan, third oldest.

Levi: Don’t change the subject, Mammon! Where’s my money? The money I lent to you?!

Mammon: ... I have no idea what you’re talking about.

Levi: Oh sure Mammon, you can buy yourself new Gucci shades, and new shoes, but for some reason you can’t get me my dang money!

MC: *blinks* shoulda shopped at Payless.

Mammon: I’ll get it to you, I just need more time, like give me one more week...

Levi: You said that twelve times in the last 4 weeks Mammon, either run me my money, or run out of this house!

Mammon: Uhhh... Look, Beel’s about to eat your goldfish!

Levi: Whhhhaaaaaaaaaaa?!?!?! BEEL NO! *turns around, frantically, but then stops, and turns around slowly, Mammon was gone, MC was left behind*

MC: ... Well, congratulations, you are now in the running for the Moron of the Year Award. *claps*

———— In Levi’s Room ————

Levi: You ever watched anime before?

MC: I’m into Fruits Basket, love the manga, Sailor Moon, Cardcaptor Sakura, Durarara, my favorite is My Little Monster.

Levi: ... Normie. you haven’t watched reeeeal anime before.

MC: ... Oh great, just what I needed, a beardless neck.

Levi: If you want to get into some good stuff, you’ll want to get into The Tale of the Seven Lords.

MC: Yeah... whatever you say...

*interview*

Levi: There is no way I would ever want to hang out with someone like Enn. A textbook poser, and worst of all, a human! There is no way they would ever have enough culture to even be considered as one of my friends. But regardless, I need Mammon to give me my money back... so I enlisted in their help... to find a way to get my money back. For the record, this is strictly business.

MC: I agreed to helping him, cause, I don’t really have anything better to do... don’t have friends here, I might as well be the new kid on the block. But Mr. Gatekeeper thought he was cute to call Cardcaptor Sakura, Fruits Basket, and My Little Monster normie anime, so I sharpied one spot on one of his figurine’s teeth, I’m not telling him which one, and I wanna see how long it takes him to notice. Talk bad about me all you want, but I’d die before I let some obscure otaku talk trash about Sakura Kinomoto, Tohru Honda, or Shizuku Mizutani. Three strikes and get wrecked, scrub.

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Demon1: So, you’re the new kid, huh. You don’t look like much.

Demon2: Yeah, you look like you got fear in your heart. And I think fear is delicious...

MC: *takes out Vaseline, puts big slab of it on their hand while they’re talking, and trying to intimidate, and slaps both of them at the same time*

1 & 2: AH! My face! It’s burning!

MC: *prepares another Vaseline slap* Y’all still here? I guess you want this next one to go lower and straight up, huh?

1&2: Aiieeeeee!! *runs*

MC: Yeah, get running! Next time, buy me dinner before you call me! Ain’t nobody got time to be dancing, the bell’s about to ring.

Solomon: Well well, the celebrity is addressing their adoring fans

MC: *blinks* Oh great it’s the Goblin King from the Labyrinth.

Solomon: Fiesty, you’re gonna need that in the Devildom. I’m Solomon, I’m the other human exchange student.

MC: You have no power over me you sonuvabitcj!

*interviews*

Solomon: A bit belligerent, but I sense good things from them, they have a bad temper, but I think things are gonna be a bit interesting around here...

MC: ... “How do you do, my fellow classmates?” Like who is he trying to fool? For someone who tries to give off a wiseman vibe, he just gives off Solomon from Lord of the Rings, if he found the Fountain of Youth. I don’t trust him as far as I can spit on him, and I don’t want to spit on him, I feel like he’d actually have a way to control me if I did.

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Lucifer: Well, it seems you managed to survive the night, maybe you will be a promising exchange student. We’re you just talking to Solomon?

MC: And a good morning to you too... and you mean Chris Angel Jr. over there? Not really talking, so much as making a cross with my fingers at a skeevy looking guy.

Lucifer: Well, do not trust him, there’s something about him that’s off...

MC: Oh good, I’m not the only one... umm, by the way... what’s the deal with Mammon? Who exactly is he?

Lucifer: He’s the scummiest scum on this plane of existence.

MC: I mean yes, but I was more refering to what is his motivation in life, what is one thing he can’t function without?

Lucifer: ... Seriously? You haven’t figured it out yet?

MC: I just didn’t know if it was something else... I mean... where does he even get his money? He doesn’t strike me as someone who has a steady job. That’s more your Avenue.

Lucifer: As much as that flatters me, my job is to be Diavolo’s right hand man.

MC: You legit have the work ethic to get any job you want and have more money than Mammon.

Lucifer: Now you’re just stroking my ego. Well, having more money than him will always be true, cause I had his assets frozen.

MC: You don’t say? Well, at least his Credit Score is getting a break...

Lucifer: Let’s just say, it’s having a good long cry...

*interview*

MC: Lucifer is very strict on his brothers, but I saw that glitter in his eye when I was complimenting him. He really is the Avatar of Pride. And you cannot convince me that Lucifer and Diavolo aren’t at least dating... I’m about to Scooby Doo this mystery. And I got a year to sniff out the truth. As Sherlock Holmes would say, the game is afoot.

[cynergy-laughter]

Obey Me! One Master To Abridge Them All! Part 1

The First Day: Rated PG-13

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???: Help... Only you... can... prevent wildfires...

MC: *eyes shoot open, gasping, seeing himself surrounded by the demon bros* Oh my god I’m in heaven...

Satan: Umm did I just hear him right?

Lucifer: We get another human for our program and they thinks they’re in heaven, the poor pathetic creature.

Asmo: I don’t know their kinda cute, we should give them a cha- where did they go?

MC: *banging on the giant door* LEMME OUT, LEMME OUT THERE’S NO WIFI IN HEAVEN!!!

Asmo: Sorry to disappoint you sweetie, you’re technically in hell.

MC: Oh yeah?! Then why the H E double C are you all handsome?!

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Diavolo: Say your name, age, an interesting fact about you to the camera.

MC: Okay, well I am MC NB, but you can call me Enn, i’m 18 going on 25, and I have no idea how I got here. I remember taking the A train, I heard the Lion King intro starting, there was a flash, and I woke up surrounded by the house of vibes, so thanks for that.

Diavolo: You are welcome, so, you are here to be in a student program here at the Royal Academy of Diavolo to help demons, angels, humans integrate into society.

MC: Academy? So this is a school? You guys do know that i’m a college student right?

Diavolo: Oh yes, we know everything about your life.

MC: ... Oh...

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Lucifer: Before we introduce ourselves, we’re gonna assign you the person who is gonna be watching over you.

MC: Sounds odd, but go off.

Lucifer: Call him using this. *gives MC a D.D.D.*

MC: ... An Android? What am I a peasant?

Lucifer: Compared to us, yes, now dial the number.

MC: *dials the number, then the phone is taken by Lucifer*

Mammon: Who is this and how did you get this number?

Lucifer: You have ten seconds to get to the student council hall. 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2...

Mammon: *hangs up at 9 frantically, suddenly there was a loud yelling from outside the building, he crashes in through the window, knocking over Beel’s bag*

Beelzebub: MY SNACK SACK!!!

MC: ... What is this feeling?

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Lucifer: Now, I’m the first oldest, Lucifer, and I’m the Vice President of the Student Council here at RAD.

MC: *snickers* Sorry, I cant take you seriously when you say the word rad. That’s for dudebros, surfers, and stoners, and three strikes, you are literally none of those...

Lucifer: That’s the acronym for Royal Academy of Diavolo.

MC: *looks at Diavolo* ... *looks back to Lucifer* Okay, fair enough, continue.

Lucifer: I’m also the Avatar of Pride.

MC: *mind strangely plays Rain on Me* ... I can see that for you...

Lucifer: The idiot covered in glass is the second oldest, Avatar of Greed, Mammon.

Mammon: You got any money in your wallet?

MC: I got 40 cents and a receipt from Taco Bell.

Mammon: Deal.

Lucifer: No. Behave.

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MC: Who’s this guy? *points to Satan*

Satan: I am the Avatar of Wrath, 4th oldest, Satan.

MC: Anger issues?

Satan: I’m working on it.

MC: And how is it working?

Satan: It isn’t, i’m the middle child surrounded by idiots.

MC: I think I’m gonna like you.

Satan: Please don’t.

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MC: How about you?

Asmo: I’m the fifth oldest, Asmodeus, Avatar of Lust and you are the cutest thing, and your eyes... they are just so beautiful...~.

MC: ... Pumpkin Spice Latte with 6 pumps Vanilla, 4 pumps caramel, 3 pumps hazelnut, cinnamon whipped cream, stirred in, with a pink swizzle stick to keep the steam from escaping your cup.

Asmo: ...

*interviews*

Asmo: I swear I didn’t know what love is, but I think I fell in it... they get me... I’m half scared, half turned on and I don’t know how to take it... why didn’t my charm work on them?

MC: I worked for a Starbucks a while back, and I kinda developed a sixth sense... I can read people and guess their ideal beverage... and I also developed emotional dissociation, thanks customer service.

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MC: What about you, Garfield?

Beelzebub: *eating, not paying attention*

Lucifer: That is the sixth oldest, Avatar of Gluttony, Beelzebub.

MC: Kinda figured he was Gluttony, I woke up seeing him pulling out a turkey leg.

Beel: *sniffs* Something on you smells good...

MC: *blinks, checks pockets, pulls out a chocolate bar*

Beel: *eyes widen* gimme.

MC: Wait. Sit.

Beel: *sits*

MC: Roll over.

Beel: *rolls to the left*

Lucifer: As much as you are having fun, we must move on.

MC: *gives Beel the bar* Right... *takes out a lollipop and sticks it in their mouth*

Beel: *mouth wide open as he saw MC take another snack out of their jacket pocket*

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MC: So where is the Avatar of Envy... and Sloth?

Lucifer: How did you know there are more?

MC: I know that there are Seven Deadly sins, and I didn’t hear two of the sins. So it was a no brainer. Also, what sin is that guy?

Lucifer: *looks at Diavolo* Oh he’s the the prince of hell, he isn’t like us.

MC: A prince you say?

Lucifer: Don’t even try to, he’s unavailable.

MC: Oh... but not impossible...

Lucifer: No, he is very impossible.

Diavolo: Heh, you would know.

MC: *nearly spits out water bottle they were drinking, coughing a bit* ... I don’t know why I’m surprised... but all in all, I think I’m gonna like it here...

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(I hope you guys like this, I’ve had this in my mind for a while, but it had a lot more colorful language... but, I had to dial it back... I hope you all are staying safe... love y’all! ^^)

[harunayuuka]

I wanna see Lucifer, Diavolo and Simeon confront Daddy Solomon about MC and to have him make amends with MC because MC still loves him as a father despite everything, and he was a lucky fool to have raised a loving child like them only to cast them away like they were nothing, to which at that point, Solomon confesses his reasons of leaving, to which after the confession something has already happened to MC. (Like they got kidnapped or went missing or something along of MC bad news and Daddy Solomon immediately runs out of the room to find them.)

PS: Loving the headcanons and fics. XD)

Part 4 of Daddy Solomon

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Solomon felt their gazes boring holes to his skin. He has been called by Diavolo, Lucifer, and Simeon to discuss certain matters regarding you and him.

“We just found out that you are the foster-father of MC.”  Lucifer started. “Now, will you explain to us in what depths of stupidity have you come up into and you disappeared on them like that?”

 “Solomon, MC is just a nice child ANY parent could wish for. And YOU just abandoned them like a kitten? Aren’t humans supposed to have sympathy? Where’s yours?” Diavolo continued, pointing a finger at him.

“Lucifer, Diavolo, if you keep on doing that, we will not be able to hear the side of his story. Right, Solomon?” Simeon smiled, but it sent chills down his spine.

“I did that to protect MC.”

Diavolo’s eyes twitched upon hearing him. “Solomon... Are you playing as for fool?” He grabbed the collar of his shirt and made him looked to his eye. “You should have, no, you must have stayed with them if you wanted to protect them! You just left a child! Solomon! A child! With no explanation as to why!” 

“And you know what I don’t understand most? MC still loves you as their father and is thinking all this time that you hated them! Now, fucking tell me the reason, Solomon, before I throw you out to Tartarus!” He yelled, finally letting go of him.

Solomon was silent, feeling pathetic of himself. Simeon walked towards him and patted his back. “It’s alright. MC doesn’t have any hatred on you. They just want to know, Solomon, the reason behind all of this.”

He let out a sigh as he shared to them the story of what happened when you were just eight.

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“Solomon.”

“Yes. What is it, Cassandra?”

“I think you’re being too fond of your foster child.” He raised an eyebrow to her sudden comment. Cassandra was a sorceress who can see the future so he was a little bit hesitant to ask, but she gave him a warning.

“You should keep an eye on them, Solomon. They will use them against you.”

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“MC~ I’m home!” He said, expecting you to welcome him as he made his way to the door. But what met him was silence. “MC? Are you here?” Still, no answer. He thought that maybe you were in your room and you didn’t hear him so he decided to go there, but at the bottom of the staircase...

He saw you lying unconscious. “MC!”

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“Solomon... Why are you still crying? I told you I’m just fine.” You said, trying to comfort him as he wouldn’t let go hugging you. 

“I-I... I just...” He couldn’t tell you that he saw a curse mark written with blood on the wall. It was a message for him from the reaper. Leave.

“Solomon.” Now your voice was much louder and you stretched his cheeks in annoyance. “Snap out of it! I still need to cook dinner for us!” 

“Okayyy... Shorry.” You laughed when he stopped crying. 

“I’ll just watch myself from now on so you don’t have to worry.” You smiled.

At first, he told himself that it might be just a coincidence. But weeks and months, you would lose your consciousness every now and then even though you didn’t have any diseases. And that same message that he would always see next to you. Leave.

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“So basically, MC’s life has been in danger. But Solomon, have you ever wondered why the reaper was telling you to leave?” Simeon asked. His eyes widened when a sudden realization hit him.

“It can’t be-”

“I think you understand now. If reaper wants MC, they will still get them and you just open the gates by leaving them.” Lucifer stated, a sense of grim in his voice.

Their thoughts were interrupted when Mammon entered the room, panic in his voice.

“Lucifer! MC is missing!” 

[harunayuuka]

Part 3 of Daddy Solomon! Part 2 was adorable! We all know Dads can be very protective of their children by instinct, so while MC and Solomon do ignore each other, Solomon still protecting MC in the background. (We all know that Solomon gave MC some of his power and the words to summon Asmodeus during the Diavolo's Castle Retreat for Asmo to make a pact with MC, I just wanna know how he did that in this AU of Daddy Solomon. XD)

Part 3 of Daddy Solomon

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Solomon, ever since, has a habit of stalking you when his schedule was free. Like he would check on you to see who you were with and you never caught him in the act.

Like when you were seven and you got invited to a birthday party.

"I'll be back at 8."

"6."

"Solomon, the party starts at 6."

"Oh. Okay. Have a nice day~" He would see you off with a smile and it disappears the moment you leave the house.

He would be hiding behind the pole in the streets, tiptoe-ing, and hide again if you looked behind you.

"I'll just check if they're okay..." He would say to himself. Then his phone rings, it was you.

"Hey."

"Hm? What is it, MC? 🌼"

"Don't do anything shady." He would slump his shoulder and felt a little bit dejected.

"Okay..."

"And-" He would hear you sigh on the other end. "Make sure to eat on time. There's a sponge cake in the fridge."

"MC-!"

"Shut up."

He would be squealing after you ended the call.

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You were being surrounded by lower demons and their desire to eat you was making him mad and irritated as he watches the scene unfold from the sky.

He knew that you could overpower any of them, but you would be exhausted enough after that. He watches as how you kicked them and sending them flying to the walls and pavement. And him, on the other hand, would target the ones who were planning to attack you from behind.

Your fight with them lasted for a few minutes just before the brothers arrived and he just have to disappear again before Lucifer noticed him.

"MC, we didn't know that you could fight that much." Satan commented, rather impressed by your ability.

"Right you are there, Satan! I just couldn't help but watch! Haa~ They're so dreamy~"

You gave them both a troubled laugh. While Solomon was clenching his fist and wanted to strangle Asmo for not helping you earlier.

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Now, he was following you again secretly while you were carrying tons of boxes. He wonders if you they were heavy and he thinks that they were. So he made them light just for you.

"Hmm... What happened with these boxes? They're just heavy a moments ago. Did I drop something?" You asked yourself and looked around. You shrugged your shoulder when you saw that there wasn't any.

Solomon would smile as he looks on your confused face. That's the least he could do anyway.

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When the evening came, he was so exhausted that he fell asleep in the library and he didn't notice that you were actually there, looking at him.

You were supposed to borrow a book for your project when you saw him. Worried and nervousness filled your chest and the want to scold him for not taking care of himself. But you couldn't possibly do that when he just left you before, was it? You heaved a sigh, walked quietly towards him and draped a blanket over his shoulder.

"You must be pretty tired sleeping like that." You muttered. Then you left, asking the librarian to wake him up before the school closes.

[harunayuuka]

Can you do a part two to dad Solomon?😻

Background Story of Daddy Solomon and MC (because there was someone else who was also requesting for  a part 2^^).

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“Here we are! In my humble home!” Solomon said, introducing his so-called house, which in fact, an old castle. You looked around and the place was quite dusty.

“It’s messy.” You said, looking up at him. He let out a troubled smile.

“You see... I rarely go home so maybe that’s why... Haha... But oh! Are you hungry? Do you want me to cook you something?” You nodded. He immediately pulled you along to the kitchen.

As you were watching him, you couldn’t help but notice the ingredients that weren’t included on what he was supposed to cook. The pot was thrashing wildly, and oh? The stove was melting.

“Solomon...”

“Hm? I’m going to finish in a few minutes. And voila!” He placed a plate of pancakes in front of you. You couldn’t help but stare at him.

“How?”

“What how? They’re pancakes.” He said. You gave him a confused look. 

“I didn’t even see you fried something.” 

“Come on now. Dig in?” He smiled cheerfully, giving you a small fork. You took out a small bite. 

“How is it?” 

Your face turned green and you collapsed. “MC!?!”

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He was laughing half-heartedly when you showed him how to properly cook a decent food. 

“So, that’s how you do it... Hehe...” You looked at him with seriousness. He immediately looked the other way.

“I will cook for you from now on.” You stated. And he knew you were not going to take a no from him. 

“Alright. Should I buy you a mini-stove?”

“No. I can just use a chair.”

“Okay.” He smiled and ruffles your hair. “Hehe, please take care of me.”

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“MC~! “

“No!”

“Please let me sleep with you!~” Solomon whined, trying to get in your bed but you were kicking him to get out.

“You have your own room!” You yelled. He sniffled. 

“I just want a father and child bonding...” He was using one of his techniques to make you agree to him. The power of fake legit tears and pouting. 

“Stop... You look like a duck.” You said, trying to focus your attention on something else. 

He gasped. “How dare you! If I’m a duck, you’re a duckling!”

“HUHHHHHHHH?!!” You got pissed and threw a pillow at his face. 

“Ooft!”

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On Father’s Day...

You gave him a father’s day card with a star on it. He stared at you with wide eyes. “This is for me?”

You nodded. “Yes. I also baked a cake just for you... Happy Father’s Day, Solomon.”

You panicked when he started to cry. “S-Solomon?!”

He sniffled. “Can you give me a hug too?” 

You laughed and granted his request.

[harunayuuka]

An MC who was raised by Solomon as a abandoned child but he left just as soon as they were old enough to handle themselves with no explanation as to why. So by the time they meet again at the exchange program, MC ignores Solomon and both feel conflicted with each other. How would the Demon Brothers + Undateables react to MC confessing to their past with everyone, with Solomon overhearing in the background with MC about how they wish to go back together as a family again, to call him father again, but is afraid to admit it to him, thinking he left them because he hated them.

(Forgive me for the little bit of angst, I woke up like 2am and that thought immediately came to mind. XD)

“Hi~ From now on, I will be your father.” That’s the first time you have met him. He had adopted you from an orphanage. You found him suspicious at first, but you eventually liked him because of his clumsiness and awful jokes.

“Solomon...” You called. He gave you an apologetic look. “Hehe... I just... tried...” His voice faltered when you pointed to the destroyed kitchen. 

“Sorry.”

You were just nine years old and you were already comfortable in his presence. Even though you were basically cats and dogs inside the house, you have treated him as your real father... 

But one day, he told you to go shopping. “Here’s the money. Buy whatever you want.”

You looked at him confused. “Um, are you sure? This is a lot.” He smiled and said, “You should learn how to handle money from now on.” 

At that time, you didn’t understand. But when you came back, he wasn’t there to welcome you... All of his belongings were gone, even the pictures of him... Like he erased everything about him.

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“MC, we have noticed that you and Solomon never talk.” Simeon asked with a worried tone. Him and the others had called you to discuss things. It actually started when you first came to Devildom, and they still remember how your eyes widened upon seeing Solomon and you running out from the council room. Luke and Mammon had also seen you crying in one of the empty rooms in RAD. Lucifer and Diavolo had also noticed the odd behavior of Solomon when he sees you walking in the corridor, like how he would walk the other way just to avoid you.

You let out a half-hearted laugh, “It’s nothing really important.” 

“If it is not important, you wouldn’t act like that, MC.” Lucifer stated, giving you a serious look. “We’re here to help you and you just have to be honest.” You bite your lower lip and began telling your history with Solomon.

“I met Solomon when I was five. My parents abandoned me in an orphanage and he was the one who adopted me... We had lived like a father and child. I would take care of him since he cannot cook proper food and him, on the other hand, would support me financially.” You paused when you felt someone rubbing your back, it was Satan. 

“Continue.”  You nodded and smiled. “But when I turned ten, he disappeared. He just told me that I should go shopping, giving me huge amount of money. I was honestly excited at that time...” Tears started to prickle your eyes. Lucifer and Diavolo were looking at you right now with concern and a hidden hatred for Solomon. 

“I-I even bought his favorite shirt... That stupid Sailor Moon shirt he really liked back then. B-But when I got home... He wasn’t there...” This time, your tears were flowing freely on your face. Mammon and Levi were already crying while Beel and Belphie were listening intently, waiting for you to go on.

“MC, then what do you want to do with Solomon? Do you hate him?” Simeon asked softly. You shook your head. 

“No... I never hated him. I missed him. I wanted to hug him when I saw him again here in Devildom... But I couldn’t...” You were wiping the tears from your face as you felt your voice quivered. “I am afraid that he actually hates me that’s why he left-!” 

“I want Solomon to be my father again-!” Your sobbing were echoed inside the room after saying that. 

Meanwhile, Solomon was clutching his chest after hearing what you have said. Asmo had texted him to go there and he never expected that was what he was going to hear. 

“I missed you too, MC.” He said softly. Tears already dripping from his eyes. 

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“Are you sure about this, Solomon? Are you really going to leave MC alone?” Michael asked when he visited him at his house. They were in your room and you were sound asleep. . 

“I have to, Michael. I have just realized that if I stayed with MC a little bit longer, they will never have a normal life. I only want happiness for them because they’re my child.” He said, lightly caressing your cheek. 

“So you are afraid that they might suffer because you’re a sorcerer?” 

“Yes. If other witches and sorcerers found out about MC, they will use them against me.” Michael nodded since it was the truth. You were his weakness and so, leaving you would be the best solution he could think of.

[sayingalotofthings-as-irumakun]

Casting Call Club - Create voice work, casting calls, and audio projects. Audition for voiceover roles and find voice actors. Obey Me!: Shall We Date (English VA Auditions). [Please read the rules before I get into detail about this audition and what it's for.]

14 Days before this voice over audition ends! So don’t just stare, click the link to check and tryout yourself for a casting role!

[Details are in the link’s description]

[kandychillblog]

Obey Me VA Auditions/Male Voice Actors Needed

Audition Link Below:

Casting Call Club - Create voice work, casting calls, and audio projects. Audition for voiceover roles and find voice actors. Obey Me!: Shal

[kandychillblog]

GameModerator!Shaw AU

He didn’t care about the MC. Well at least, not at the beginning. He had his own way to moderate the world, without breaking the game too hard. He more or less wanted to enjoy the freedom of his new power and knowledge the game master gave him and just leave it at that. However as time passed, he felt something else. By the time he realizes what it was, it was already too late for him.

[Shaw coming out from behind the MC]

Shaw: Yo MC.

MC: GAH! Shaw! Don’t do that!

Shaw: Well, you should pay more attention to your surroundings. It’s what always got you in trouble you know, don’t be a dummy.

MC: Well don’t sound like Victor then.

[Both of them laugh a bit before Shaw notices the the writing in MC’s phone which gave the option to delete the MLQC App]

Shaw: So... you finished everything, huh?

MC: Yeah... there’s nothing else for me here.

Shaw: Right of course... nothing at all...

MC: Do you... hate me Shaw?

Shaw: What? Of course not! If anything I’m glad you finished! You took way too long to realize plot points that it was driving me crazy! Your dumbass can’t defend yourself... doing crazy stunts and sacrificing your life left and right... Your determined voice telling me off... Your fragile soft hands... I...

[Shaw’s eyes go dark as MC reaches their hand in concern]

MC: Shaw?

[Shaw swipes their hand away, but still looks down]

Shaw: JUST GO AWAY, YOU’RE MAKING THIS HARDER FOR ME THAN IT NEEDS TO BE! DELETE THIS WORLD AND MY MISERY WITH IT! YOU FINISHED THE GAME, SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!

[MC hugs Shaw which reveals him in tears as MC presses the delete button behind her back]

MC: I’m sorry... I love you and everyone here... and I wish I could just stay here forever... but I...

[Shaw hugs the MC tighter as he and the game world are being deleted]

Shaw: Shhh... no... it’s okay... I’m sorry... I love you too, MC...

[MLQC Is deleted]