What, are you a genius or somethin'?

I don't believe intelligence can be accurately quantified, but I do have an IQ of 187, an eidetic memory, and can read twenty thousand words per minute. ...Yes, I'm a genius.

[kanenites]

☕️ CUPID ☕️

25 ⌚️ HE/IT/PAW ⌚️ WHITE & ABLEBODIED & AUTIHD

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other blogs + places you can find me under the cut!

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BLOGS

@digiships - selfship sideblog @g00dv4mpire - simblr @tokengender - mogai / xenogender blog @windowsromance - objectum blog @stoicstatue - resource / inspo hoard @expurgation - interests i'm too lazy to tag on main (newgrounds, horror, kid's media etc) @gentleclan - clangen blog @brompheniramine - weirdcore/dreamcore aes blog @dremeltool - therian/alterhumanity blog @retrieverfaith - religion/spirituality blog @buttercreampuppy - baby-kidfur/nostalgia/Kid Stuff blog

OTHER SOCIALS

twitter bluesky cohost pillowfort spoutible retrospring

ADDITIONAL STUFF

my winamp resources

[sniffanimal]

[kanenites]

accidentally started a video that was super bad for my existential ocd . realized i could take propranolol about it. not even a full 15 mins later now im ready for bed :]

[kanenites]

stayes up just a little too late looking jnto possibilities of running old windows OSes in the Modern Day . bc its impossible to do anything to win10 cus windowblinds is THIRTY FUCKING DOLL HAIRS !!!!!!!!!

[kanenites]

i might try wnd be very brave tomorrow and see if i can crack it. bc theres cracks out there for it . i just wqnt my puter to look pretty

[kanenites]

stayes up just a little too late looking jnto possibilities of running old windows OSes in the Modern Day . bc its impossible to do anything to win10 cus windowblinds is THIRTY FUCKING DOLL HAIRS !!!!!!!!!

[dankxsinatra]

[roxylalonde]

[opendirectories]

[greelin]

[AFTER REVEALING VERY TELLING PERSONAL INFO] But don’t read into that. let’s move along

[teathattast]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

seal point

[lichenes]

aye aye captain

[kanenites]

i have my thoughts abt the tadc ending but overall i thought it was fun and i encourage everyone to write fanfic about it if you wanted it to end differently ok? remember how we used to do that?

[gentlier]

What is your eye color?

A 10, 17, 40, or 50

A 20, 30, or 60

C 20, 30, or 40

D 10, 30, 37, or 50

D 20, 34, 40, or 60

T 7, 10, 15, or 17

T 20, 30, 40, or 50

BOTH of my eyes are two different colors.

ONE of my eyes is two different colors.

I don’t have eyes.

Remaining time: 5 days 4 hours

[hollow-head]

"who do you self insert as when you read?"

This is me when I read:

[horrorlesbians]

how many movies have you see in theaters so far this year?

none

1

2-5

6-10

11-15

15-20

20-25

30+

Voting ended onJun 4

[sobcat]

2026 half year report 🐎

yippee! 🍀

all in all, not bad 🦩

hoping for better... 🧍‍♀️

only a miracle can save 2026 now

despair and misery 🪾

Voting ended onJun 4

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i love how Indeed is like

tailored for you! here’s your shortlist of job opportunities that perfectly match your preferences and abilities as an artist with clerical career skills:

-booger farmer (45 miles away)

-astronaut (5 minutes away)

[cheaphalloweencostume]

and neither of them are actually hiring

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @somewhere-thats-ethan-green

oh dear where did it go

text: Wasn't a beautiful night. Pesis is gone

[3000s]

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

[3000s]

and sometimes you're not welcome