Why you have to be so rude Shofu, I'm a buy your trading cards and use em to wipe my ass. LMFAO
ăThe first sign that something is wrong, is that Horikawa hears splashing before he hears any running water. Everything after that happens too quickly to really make sense of any of it, aside from the fact that he should never, ever overestimate Kane-san again. Splash, splash. Flush. SCREAMING. SOUNDS OF A SWORD CLANGING AGAINST SOMETHING. âFREE MEâ.
ăOf course his first instinct is to drop everything and burst through the door of the bathroom, and heâs not sure if heâs really allowed to be surprised by the sight that awaits him, and the only sight that one could expect after such an audio performance had been ringing through the cabin. Heâs trying not to let his features turn to disgust. Heâs really trying. First and foremost he should try to help Kane-san be freed of what has trapped his hair but⊠itâs so hardâŠ
ăEven for Kane-san, this is a new low.
ăâH-hold on, Kane-san!â Taking off his jacket and immediately rolling his sleeves as far up his arms as theyâll go, the wakizashi canât help but lament the laundry heâs going to do, and the shower heâs going to want after this task is complete. Well, Kane-san will need one even more, wonât he? With hands now free of anything to get in the way, sitting beside the tachi, Horikawa does his best to make him calm down in his ATTACKS well enough to group his hair together and grab on. âOn three,â He starts, âWe pull.â Which would typically be a dangerous course of action with somebodyâs beautiful hair on the line, but Kane-sanâs is well taken care of and it can surely take the stress. So he countsâŠÂ âOne⊠Two⊠Three!â
ăWithout any hesitation, Horikawa puts all his strength into tugging on the hair thatâs been so unfortunately caught in the pipes. Itâs worth it, he has to remind himself, for Kane-sanâs hair. He has to do this, he reminds himself, because heâs Kane-sanâs assistant. It isnât that he wouldnât want to do this for the treasures tachi, and he most certainly feels a genuine concern, fear, worry, and all sorts of other synonyms from the bottom of his heart - but sometimes the things that happen in life just make you need a reminder for yourself of why you go to such lengths.
ăAnd lo and behold⊠lucky break! It only takes about three tugs for Kane-san to be freed of the beast that has attacked him, and his hair comes essentially flying back out of the toilet bowl from the effort that had been expended in freeing it. Itâs more terrifying than relieving in context however; just as should be expected from anything thatâs gone and caught itself in a toiletâŠ
ăâUWAAHH!!â
ăKane-sanâs hair does not look beautiful right now.
   Heâs freaking out. Jesus! Jesus! Danger! Danger! Why did this happen, he doesnât know what a true hero is and not even when Kunihiro busts in like Superman. He isnât so sure about this but the way the male rolls up his sleeves like heâs about to get to work, he is not having this. âNo. No. No. No. No. WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?â Lord, when will he not do this. Heâs going to cry if anything happens to his hair. Eyes close like heâs at the dentist and doesnât want to see the needle get injected into his mouth but he can feel the burn of the anesthesia when the other starts to count for when the pull will come.
   âJust.. Be careful. Iâm trusting you.â Of course, maybe he shouldnât say these things since Kunihiro is going to do nothing but set him up! Luckily, Kanesada is an anime and vidya so when the pull is done, his hair does make itâs way out of the pipes with ease thanks to Kunihiro (no thanks to him). Taking a step back and a loud whine that leaves from his lips, he canât even look at his beautiful black locks anymore, they seem to be covered in.. something that isnât all beautiful.
   Roses really smell like woo-woo-woo-woo. :C
   Covering his eyes, heâs silent from the fact this happened to him and only him? Why didnât the other tell him that this thing would happen? Honestly, itâs his fault but who is the true one suffering here? Where is the lie. â...â
   Really, thereâs no need to talk when he believes that his whole appearance is just ruined. Biting his bottom lip and sucking in a little sniffle. He calls out the maleâs name with almost a kind tone, too kind to be honest. â:câ. Hands dropping to their side, â>:Câ Thereâs so many mixture of emotions that Kanesada is going through, â>:(â Lord, God, open your clouds and just shine down on this tachi for about a few seconds, he really needs it.
   Luckily God looks out, his light shines down though it cannot be seen and the younger now places his hands against his face so the other canât see it. âWhy did you do me like this Kunihiro..â He asks, he needs to know why the other let him almost die. âWhy didnât you tell me this would happen, you could have saved this amount of 60 year stress off my face but alas... ALAS.â










