could use some sanity.

28 / F / social worker, video games, tabletop rpg, general geekery

[teathattast]

[i-am-committing-tax-fraud]

Maurice

[teathattast]

Maurice

[nemesisvariant]

Maurice

[nuiiphy]

Maurice

[catgifsinthesenate]

I'm begging of you, please don't take my man

[virginalbehemoth-moved-deactiva]

Anemic bitches RISE!!! But not too fast

[zillychu]

these human creatures have strange customs. some are nice tho

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

[funny-tik-toks]

[puirell-deactivated20221122]

ALT

i love this old man and his cat (ID in alt)

[parasitoidism]

What if you posted your boobs on here and it got 0 notes

[lactating]

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

turning off your computer by clicking the digital shut down button = softly kissing it goodnight

turning off your computer by holding down the physical power button = strangling her to death

[xekstrin]

call me Brussels Sprouts the way I got the bitterness bred out of me

[xekstrin]

the joke is Brussels Sprouts used to be much more bitter until farmers in the 90's discovered what chemical property in Brussels Sprouts was making them so bitter, and selectively bred them over generations to be tastier, which is why you should try eating Brussels Sprouts again if you haven't had them since you were a kid, especially if you've never had them roasted in olive oil, salt, red pepper flakes, maybe a little honey or balsamic vinegar, distributed evenly on a pan at a very high temperature, and also breeding kink

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[ottermatopoeia]

Incineroar

[dancing-homestuck]

I wish my cat had a phone so I could text him while I’m at work and tell him I love him and I miss him and he could send back blurry pictures of random things, incomprehensible gibber texts, and audio recordings of his crinkle ball

[miyavmiyimneyim-deactivated2023]

[beardedmrbean]

[ghoooooooooooooooost]

i

[crazy-brazilian]

[ghoulnextdoor]

The Art of Larissa Rivero

[bidoof]

Me and my funny MOBA girlfriend

Me: Honey, you have very cold hands.

My MOBA Girlfriend: GO MID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO MID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO MID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO MID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO MID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO MID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO MID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lotus-baby]

now theyre going to bed and my stomach is sick but she’s touching his chest now, he takes off her dress now, two trucks having

[kiixiies]

[smallmight]

NOW