Kanji Clues

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Kanji Clue: I don’t actually know how to run one of these things, I-I was told to get in on it and I’m a man, dammit!

[bonkinhints]

Ryuji Hint!: i be living my own life bro im lifemaxxing to the extreme bro

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Kanji Clue!: FUCK, this guy is out here living his life crazy-style, I gotta one up this shit and live even harder!

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I can’t believe they shot your ass. Does it hurt?

Kanji Clue: Well, no. I don’t think cameras can-

Oh! Oh, you mean with a gun! No, Naoto has not shot me with her gun! My ass does not hurt! It’s, like, fully intact! Pristine, y-yeah! My ass is pristine!

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Kanji Clue: Holy fuck, they shot my ass in 4K

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Kanji Clue: Do you think if Yukiko-senpai made food in the TV world, would all that like… magic shit make it taste better?

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Kanji Clue: I fought the law and the law definitely did lose. Like he was arrested and shit. So I think that other guy just wasn’t doing it right.

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Kanji Clue: If Yosuke-senpai is saying that Junes is short-staffed on the weekend, it’s a lie. He actually just wants you to move heavy boxes so he doesn’t hav’ta.

[djuhnkeep]

Welcome to the majestic and splendid Barsona Bearstaurant! Exclusive to Hintlings, I will be your humble waiter to refresh and feed your hungry souls

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Kanji: So why did they name the salad Caesar? Actually, why does a salad need a name anyways?

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Kanji Clue: Has anyone tried beating the Mega Beef Bowl Challenge? Like, actually tried beating it? Y’know what? I’m gonna beat it.

[satonaka-thinks]

Chie Thought!: The Mega Beef Bowl? That’s amateur hour, I crushed that thing in my sleep! But hey, if you’re going, I wouldn’t mind coming along… For support, of course.

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Kanji Clue: I’m gonna kick that bowl’s ass, Chie-senpai. It’s gonna shatter like glass!

[satonaka-thinks]

Chie Thought!: Heck yeah you are!

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Kanji Clue: Aika has told me that I am not allowed to punch the bowls at Aiya.

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Kanji Clue: Has anyone tried beating the Mega Beef Bowl Challenge? Like, actually tried beating it? Y’know what? I’m gonna beat it.

[satonaka-thinks]

Chie Thought!: The Mega Beef Bowl? That’s amateur hour, I crushed that thing in my sleep! But hey, if you’re going, I wouldn’t mind coming along… For support, of course.

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Kanji Clue: I’m gonna kick that bowl’s ass, Chie-senpai. It’s gonna shatter like glass!

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Kanji Clue: Has anyone tried beating the Mega Beef Bowl Challenge? Like, actually tried beating it? Y’know what? I’m gonna beat it.

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Kanji Clue: Naoto told me she was gonna teach me how to use a keyboard and I got myself hyped to play Mary had a little lamb and shit but it turns out it just about computers

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*throws tomatoes at you* eat it up!

*A bottle of hair growth serum finds its way into the mix*

Kanji Clue: Wh-What the- Hey! Stop throwing fruit at me, you jerk! That shit takes forever to clean out and… goddammit, what’s this oily shit!?

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Kanji Clue: Rise is now telling me I should keep my hair long and is trying to convince me to let her style it

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*throws tomatoes at you* eat it up!

*A bottle of hair growth serum finds its way into the mix*

Kanji Clue: Wh-What the- Hey! Stop throwing fruit at me, you jerk! That shit takes forever to clean out and… goddammit, what’s this oily shit!?

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say gex

Kanji Clue: Gex.

O-Okay, now what?

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Benis

Kanji Clue: B-Benis!!?

Like, as in Penis?? Dick!?

[loudlyrottingmaplelog-moved]

rip kanji tatsumi you would’ve loved neopronous

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Kanji Clue: Yeah, I love Neopets!