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i said 'explain physics to me like youre in love with me' and after a while of quiet he went 'everything sings'. so i get it now

thesassycat

You can only reblog this today.

askjennaflorida

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

arthoesunshine

i like to pretend i already died and asked god to send me back to earth so i can swim in lakes again and see mountains and get my heart broken and love my friends and cry so hard in the bathroom and go grocery shopping 1,000 more times. and that i promised i would never forget the miracle of being here

brandonlees

"It's a fairytale, but it's not really just a fairytale. It's a fairytale for adults. There's a satirical edge to it. But what runs through the core of the story of The Princess Bride is true love, which is a fairytale notion, but I believe that at the core of any good relationship between a man and a woman is true love, even in living in a complex society of the 80s where relationships are not easy and they're not simple. If a relationship is going to work and have any kind of longevity, there has to be some core of real, true love there, and I believe those things." — Director Rob Reiner talking about "The Princess Bride" in an interview with CBC in 1987.

THE PRINCESS BRIDE | 1987 REST IN PEACE ROB REINER (March 6, 1947 — December 14, 2025)

perennial-lee

Anti-revenge narrative this, anti-revenge narrative that, I personally think that Inigo Montoya had the right idea when he stabbed Count Rugen in the gut and said "I want my father back, you son of a bitch"

galwednesday

A lot of revenge arcs end with the hero saying "there's nothing you can do to bring my loved one back, so me seeking revenge is pointless." The Princess Bride's revenge arc ends with Inigo Montoya saying "there's nothing you can do to bring my loved one back, so there's nothing that can save you."

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thelesseroftwo

Is Russia even real

numinous-queer

I think it is necessary for me to transcribe what she’s saying because it is EXACTLY how I babytalk to my cat:

“Oh Stepa! So little – little Stepa! My little kiss, where’s my little kiss?? Where are my little fingers? Where are my little legs? Where are my little paws? Stepa!” *shakes his paw* “Say hello! Hello my little one! Hello!” *lies down on him* “Oh how nice, how warm. Good boy…”

sciuridyke

to be clear, this bear is named the russian equivalent of “steve”

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petermorwood

Translation not required.

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A group of curious preschoolers visits some beehives in Stockholm

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madlori

Remaking The Princess Bride

This is obviously a sacreligious concept and not to be tolerated.

Unless.

I have heard two (2) ideas that I would accept as potential remakes of TPB.

1. Fred Savage is a father, whose 10 year old daughter is sick, and he’s reading her the book his grandfather used to read to him when he was sick. Because it’s a new audience, and a different time, the story is recast and reimagined. The daughter interrupts in different places than The Grandson did. Bonus points if the book story portions are word-for-word from the original, but shot/costumed/acted differently.

2. Muppets.

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When people talk about traveling to the past, they worry about radically changing the present by doing something small, but barely anyone in the present really thinks that they can change the future by doing something small.

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tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

voyage-of-the-porn-spreader

imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer

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Harry, Hermione, and Ron are killed early in their search for Horcruxes. Voldemort orders a full invasion of Hogwarts to find the remaining ones. In a panic, Hogwarts is evacuated. One student slept through the evacuation order: 4th year American transfer student Kevin McCallister.

poiplefunguy

SHUT THE FUCK UP OH MY GOD

catchymemes

McDonald's loses EU trademark battle over the Big Mac. Burger King starts trolling them.

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The full story:

There is an Irish restaurant chain called Supermacs that has opnened around 100 stores in Ireland since 1978.

Recently, McDonald’s decided that this small restaurant chain that hasn’t even made it out of Ireland needed to be taught a lesson, and sued them on the basis that “Supermacs” infringes on the “Big Mac” brand name. Which is, of course, absolutely ridiculous.

McDonald’s ended up losing the case, because of course they did, they didn’t have a case to begin with. As a result, McDonald’s lost the rights to the term “Big Mac” across the entire European Union.

Which is why Burger King gets to do this with no legal repercussions.

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USA Cultural Regions Map

theoneandonlyredrobin

This is super cool

fabulesque

For non-Americans: this is actually accurate and reflects how Americans understand ourselves and regional identities. These aren’t official labels, but they’re not totally made up either.