I'm not as weird as I seem. Kidding, I'm insane.

My name is Kennedy, and I make no promises about my sanity. She/Her primarily, but They/Them is appreciated too.

[fortzancudo]

when i die, have bethesda lower my coffin into the ground so they can let me down one more time

[zerotheduke]

-coffin begins rattling loudly- -corpse hand glitches through the lid of the coffin- -noise never stops-

[thebestoftumbling]

Cat ownership in a nutshell. (x)

[startrekrenegades]

[Person: Lookit this fucker. Cat: *muffled meowing* Person: He’s got a cat door - *clicks light* - that he can come in. But nope! He wants to come in the door! Cat: *muffled meow* Person: You wanna come in the door? Y'wanna come in? Alright, watch this - *door squeaks open* WELCOME to the house, Joe! Come on in– Cat: *runs away, jingling* Person: You FUCKER!!]

[only1600kids]

me when it gets too hot under the covers

[tiralatele]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

this is the biggest plot twist of our generation

[kookiechimchimtrash]

[dyrus]

IS THAT A SHARK?

[les-etoilles]

[furrama]

[iscoppie]

so here’s my original flavoursaurs! these animations are almost 3 years old, and i cobbled them together entirely on photoshop… woof! but i’m still proud of them :)

[memewhore]

[exceptionals]

teacher: what do u want to be when u grow up me: a candle teacher: u cant be a- me:

[danceofchaos]

that’s the most impressive flaming fuck you I’ve ever seen.

[flylittlekoala]

the first time EVER scientists managed to spot a pair of deep sea octopi mating it turned out to be 1. two males and 2. two males of different species 3. the much smaller octopus was clearly topping. neither of the octopi showed any sign of distress, so they clearly were into it, and octopi are too smart not to know what they were doing. source

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

the animal kingdom is a lot gayer than people want you to believe.

[liquidcoma-deactivated20160903]

when a game i like gets released on a console i actually own

[just-a-radical-dreamer]

I often wonder why Kaneko made the damned ghost of an Irish farmer and the spirit of winter so damn cute.

[0taku-kj]

fav japanese vine so far

[vaighspersonal-deactivated20160]

WTF is going on. IT’S GREAT.

[shadyfolk]

Omg, I am dying.

[ffortissimooooo]

 arthoure:

I can explain! Rn in Japan they have this thing 壁ドン (kabedon, literally “wall thump”): when a dude slams his hand on the wall by a girl to keep her caged there with his arm. It’s supposed to be hella manly and sexy, but really people just meme the hell out of it, like the above. 

the greatest variation i’ve ever seen of this is called “cicada block”, it’s where the dude has both hands and both feet on the wall 

[vodka-is-the-solution]

I am crying.

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

That’s the best

[ravenbohique-deactivated2018082]

It looks like the tim Burton version

[levihan-freaks]

Headcanon that Levi and Hange love to take baths together but for them that’s not a sensual experience, it’s just a way to be close to each other and to find comfort. Levi loves washing Hange’s hair and undo the knots in it and Hange makes a massage in his back and even she doesn’t being a professional Levi still loves it because she is taking care of him and trying to please him. So they stay cuddled for a long time in the bathtub just feeling the moment and I don’t know this make me really emotional.

[deaddeavtivated]

(♡ ° ♡)

[deaddeavtivated]

[banana-kendrick]

[lobsterjimsourcream]

the head bone’s connected to the neck bone

the neck bone’s connected to the neck bone

the neck bone’s connected to the neck bone

the neck bone’s connected to the neck bone

the neck bone’s connected to the neck bone

the neck bone’s connected to the neck bone

the neck bone’s connected to the neck bone

there are seven cervical vertebrae

[someoneudontknow5]

there he go

[beautifulsouthasianbrides]

Photo by:A.S Nagpal

“Paint War Engagement Session”

[teacupnosaucer]

oh my fucking god i can’t even take how cute this is

[imveryloser-deactivated20150611]

gOALS