Theory Trash Bin

I literally have nothing better to do but create fandom theories

[markiplier]

Reblog if ANNUS

Ignore if STUPID

[rneowth]

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i took @spudislander‘s “every second beat” version of megalovania and stretched it out back to the original runtime of 2:36 and holy Shit my dudes

[zincellia]

Up

[a-nerdy-artist]

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[alexander]

What moms are like when guests are about to be coming over…

[atopfourthwall]

Get rid of the couches! We can’t let people know we SIT!

[markiplier]

Starting a Support Group

Reblog to introduce yourself and what you’re dealing with.

All are welcome.

[kantiwattpad]

I’m Kara and I’m dealing with anxiety, stress and depression.

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Starting a Cult

Reblog to join.

We’ve got snacks.

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Here are the snacks.

Reblog to eat.

[markiplier]

Here’s some drinks.

Reblog to drink.

We love you.

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My friends.

I’ve heard tell that a coven has formed.

That news alone concerns me. However my closest allies have informed me that some of you have betrayed your oaths to the cult.

It goes without saying that we shall conduct no business with any debased and diseased coven. And yet I hear that some of you are double dealing.

This will not be tolerated.

Take this torch.

We will purge this evil from within us and then we will burn this coven’s pillow fort to the ground.

Reblog to stay loyal.

[markiplier]

My friends...

We’ve done it.

We’ve purged every trace of that disgusting coven from this land.

And what better way to celebrate after a long hard day of snacking and purging than...

A pool party.

Reblog to jump on in.

Be sure to grab a mouthful of snacks before you do. And remember.

We love you.

[markiplier]

REBLOG IF SPOT

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Starting a Cult

Reblog to join.

We’ve got snacks.

[markiplier]

Here are the snacks.

Reblog to eat.

[markiplier]

Here’s some drinks.

Reblog to drink.

We love you.

[markiplier]

My friends.

I’ve heard tell that a coven has formed.

That news alone concerns me. However my closest allies have informed me that some of you have betrayed your oaths to the cult.

It goes without saying that we shall conduct no business with any debased and diseased coven. And yet I hear that some of you are double dealing.

This will not be tolerated.

Take this torch.

We will purge this evil from within us and then we will burn this coven’s pillow fort to the ground.

Reblog to stay loyal.

[markiplier]

My friends...

We’ve done it.

We’ve purged every trace of that disgusting coven from this land.

And what better way to celebrate after a long hard day of snacking and purging than...

A pool party.

Reblog to jump on in.

Be sure to grab a mouthful of snacks before you do. And remember.

We love you.

[markiplier]

Starting a Cult

Reblog to join.

We’ve got snacks.

[markiplier]

Here are the snacks.

Reblog to eat.

[markiplier]

Here’s some drinks.

Reblog to drink.

We love you.

[markiplier]

Starting a Cult

Reblog to join.

We’ve got snacks.

[markiplier]

Here are the snacks.

Reblog to eat.

[markiplier]

Starting a Cult

Reblog to join.

We’ve got snacks.

[kantiwattpad]

I have never felt more raw emotion than replying to a friend with “Don’t laugh at my pain.”

[therealsecretmarkiplier]

It’s almost time to wake up.

Go back to sleep.

[kantiwattpad]

BEGONE

[kantiwattpad]

Is this funny? It’s 9:30 pm and I think it’s funny

[institutionalized-gaming]

October can’t come soon enough

IT IS AUGUST

[its-an-ear-hat-john]

This has been in my likes since last year. It is time.

[bedhead-queen]

This is the 21st night of September skeleton. He only appears once a year.

[save-jacksepticeye]

What I’ve gathered of this Harold, plus some guesstimates.

-Party pooper.

-Stuffy old dude who’s a real stickler for THE LAW.

-Angry little elf.

-Thinks the server violated THE LAW.

-Probably has a very specific sense of humor that only involves law puns.

-Probably wears a shit ton of tweed.

-Lowkey probably married his lawbook.

-Only person to actively drive under the speed limit.

-Righteously prosecutes jaywalkers and other “miscreants”.

Add on if you wish to. Had way too much fun with these.

@markiplier

[markiplier]

I will now RESPOND to you “accusations” one by one!

- 9 out of 10 “parties” serve ALCOHOL to UNDERAGE IMPRESSIONABLE children and are hence ILLEGAL! I would NEVER be caught at such a “party”

- THE LAW exists for a REASON

- I am not, nor have I ever seen, an “elf”

- The server was reported to be involved with large amounts of ILLEGAL EGG SMUGGLING

- Puns are the HIGHEST for of comedy embraced by the likes of SHAKESPEARE. They really cause me to SHAKE with laughter 😀

- Tweed is a very COST EFFECTIVE MATERIAL

- WHEN and WHO I marry is none of your business and your insutation is close to SEXUAL HARASSMENT

- SORRY I LIKE TO BE SAFE

- THE LAW DOES NOT DISCRIMINENT no matter who “insignificant” the HORRIBLE crime may seem to you! I am like Batman so you bat-ter be good 😀

[kantiwattpad]

@markiplier so, um, what is “THE LAW” exactly?

[idem-porter]

OwO what’s this? @markiplier

[markiplier]

Haha what a fun mask!

[kantiwattpad]

How to set a fandom on fire in one easy step!

[kantiwattpad]

I made a discovery today