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@kara-yan
Hey guys.
So, funny story⦠(though itās a bit more tragic than funny)
I realized today that I kind of lost complete access to this account? I canāt access the email (because I stupidly put it in wrong), and my passwordās not working. The only way I can post is through Tumblr Mobile on my iPod, which is really old and I fear for itās life every day.
I guess this is it then. Itās been fun, and I love you creampuffs so very much. Iāve been here for 3 years and this might be a sign for me to finally bow out :(
If you ever want to talk, Iām sherlick on tumblr and shurleloo on twitter. I wish you cuties all the best!
Your nostalgic lilā idiot, - Shirley
29, 30, 37
OOC;Ā Answered by me, about Kara.
7, 8, 11, 19, 38
OOC;Ā Iām going to answer these as myself, about Kara, since itād be awkward if she were talking about herself like this.
ā GET INSIDE YOUR CHARACTER'S HEAD! aka The Excessively Detailed Character Sheet
Ask a question, any question!
1: What does their bedroom look like?
2: Do they have any daily rituals?
3: Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? How often?
4: What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy?
5: Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc.)
6: Eating habits and sample daily menu
7: Favorite way to waste time and feelings surrounding wasting time
8: Favorite indulgence and feelings surrounding indulging
9: Makeup?
10: Neuroses? Do they recognize them as such?
11: Intellectual pursuits?
12: Favorite book genre?
13: Sexual Orientation? And, regardless of own orientation, thoughts on sexual orientation in general?
14: Physical abnormalities? (Both visible and not, including injuries/disabilities, long-term illnesses, food-intolerances, etc.)
15: Biggest and smallest short term goal?
16: Biggest and smallest long term goal?
17: Preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dress
18: Favorite beverage?
19: What do they think about before falling asleep at night?
20: Childhood illnesses? Any interesting stories behind them?
21: Turn-ons? Turn-offs?
22: Given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?
23: How organized are they? How does this organization/disorganization manifest in their everyday life?
24: Is there one subject of study that they excel at? Or do they even care about intellectual pursuits at all?
25: How do they see themselves 5 years from today?
26: Do they have any plans for the future? Any contingency plans if things donāt workout?
27: What is their biggest regret?
28: Who do they see as their best friend? Their worst enemy?
29: Reaction to sudden extrapersonal disaster (eg The house is on fire! What do they do?)
30: Reaction to sudden intrapersonal disaster (eg close family member suddenly dies)
31: Most prized possession?
32: Thoughts on material possessions in general?
33: Concept of home and family?
34: Thoughts on privacy? (Are they a private person, or are they prone to āTMIā?)
35: What activities do they enjoy, but consider to be a waste of time?
36: What makes them feel guilty?
37: Are they more analytical or more emotional in their decision-making?
38: What recharges them when theyāre feeling drained?
39: Would you say that they have a superiority-complex? Inferiority-complex? Neither?
40: How misanthropic are they?
41: Hobbies?
42: How far did they get in formal education? What are their views on formal education vs self-education?
43: Religion?
44: Superstitions or views on the occult?
45: Do they express their thoughts through words or deeds?
46: If they were to fall in love, who (or what) is their ideal?
47: How do they express love?
48: If this person were to get into a fist fight, what is their fighting style like?
49: Is this person afraid of dying? Why or why not?
mayor-seth-holland:
Merry Christmas! Iām quite flattered. After over 30 emails of you begging me to give you my christmas card and trying to seduce me to be the president of my fan club Iāve decided to make your christmas dream come true. So here is my sexthy christmas card and well, you would have to kill the current president for her position.
The con artist sighs, exhaustion pulling heavily at every inch of her body. She works at her computer, her left hand trying to massage the pain out of her temples.
The email icon on her desktop blinks. Her weary eyes skim over the name of the sender, barely registering what the letters mean. She opens it, reads it, and closes it instantly.
Kara sighs again. She gets up and pours herself a large glass of red wine. Itās going to be a long night.
A Slice of Life (or death) || Krystal & Kara
Krystal crossed her arms as well, slightly offended. Was Kara really going to critique her on how she handled a death threat? Especially when it was Kara herself who administering said death threat? She scowled.
"Really? Youāre going to have the nerve to be the angry one here? Newsflash, if anyone gets to be annoyed, itās me. Ya know, the girl about to get murdered by herāā
She wasnāt sure what word went there anymore.
Taking another breath, she squared her shoulders and met Karaās eyes defiantly. The old Krystal wasnāt totally gone just yet. She backed up toward the door again, slowly. If she could put the lights out, sheād buy herself some time.
"I didnāt say I wouldnāt fight you. Iām not completely hopeless. But are you telling me itās gonna matter? "
She couldnāt decide which way to go. There were knives in the kitchen, but a gun in the bedroom. A gun and a window. All would help. But stillā¦
"Face it, Princess. The Krystal you knew and loved? Well, she knew and loved you. I know how this ends." Here went nothing.
Suddenly, she grinned. āBut not for lack of trying!ā
She slapped the switch, immersing the room in darkness and ran towards the con artist, aiming past her shoulder for the bedroom door.
Knew her or not, loved her or not. She wasnāt going down without a fight.
The darkness hit her like a slap in the face.
Honestly, she hadnāt given Krys enough credit. She really should have seen this coming. Looks like Krystalās acting skills had improved a teensy tiny bit since they last time theyāve been put to use.
To Karaās surprise, she wasnāt the least bit angry. Instead, she's flooded with relief, as well as a feeling veering sharply towards impressed. She laughed. Canāt say this hacker didnāt learn anything from their adventures togetherā¦
But she should know better by now than to use Karaās own tricks against her.
The con artist blinked, eyes adjusting to the lack of light. She felt Krystal rush past her, entering the room in the back.
Bedroom? Probably. But why there? Surely they have knives in the kitchenā¦
ā¦Unless thereās something better in the bedroom. A firearm and a way out? That sounds just about right.
Kara took off after Krystal. The bedroom was dimly lit by a thin stream of daylight coming in through the curtains. She could see the silhouette of Krys retrieving a gun from the nightstand.
She raced Krystal to the window. There was no way Kara was going to let her escape. She couldnāt fail her assignment. The Yakuza doesnāt take failure all too wellā¦
And darling, you canāt outrun someone whoās been running her entire life.
The window sill soon became her seat. Kara crossed her legs, blocking Krysā route out. She drew her own pistol from its holster.
āYou get an A for effort, but sorry, no dice.ā
A Slice of Life (or death) || Krystal & Kara
Krystal took an involuntary step back, away from the con artist(/assassin? shit, she didnāt know anymore). Dammit, Jer! She told him! Over and over again, she had told him to be careful where he hacked. She couldāve guessed that this would happen.
ā¦Actually, no. She couldnāt have, because Kara Yan was standing in front of her, and holy hell, that āsomebody must dieā look was pretty convincing. Guess youāve really made it when Kara Yan comes to take your head.Ā
Slowly, Krystal walked to the door, and closed it behind Kara. She locked the top and bottom. There was no way she was letting Jericho walk in onā¦whatever this was about to be. A quick thought flashed across her mind, of the last time sheād locked a door in Karaās presence. Choppy scenes of clothes hitting the floor, her hands curled around the bedframeā¦
But this was not one of those times. Something was different. They were different. She turned around to face Kara.Ā
"Then I guess youād better get on with it."Ā
Iād better get on with it?
Karaās brow furrowed almost instantly, a sharp shot of annoyance running through her. Her hands curled into fists at her side; she had to strain to relax them.
Well this was definitely not what she had been expecting. Krystalās newfound death wish was not making her job any easier.
āWhat the hell are you doing? When an assassin comes to kill you, you donāt just bend over and ask her to hurry it up. You run. You fight back. Or, if youāre confident, you try to talk her out of it.ā
And Krystal was confident. Thatās what attracted Kara to her in the first place. The spunk, the sass, the āIām not taking any of your shitā attitude.
āWhat happened to you? The Krystal that I knew and loved would have fled the moment she saw me because sheās got a decent sense of self preservation.ā
A Slice of Life (or death) || Krystal & Kara
Krys looked up at her voice, freezing again. She knew that voice. Looking up slowly, she took in the sight in front of her. Kara Yan. She hadnāt seen her for months, hadnāt given her a thought. ā¦That was a lie. Sheād thought about her often.Ā
"ā¦Kara? What the hell are you doing here?"
Kara let herself in, walking past Krystal and setting the pizza down on the counter. She turned around, expression unreadable.
"Your little hacktivist team seems to be very good at pissing people off. My boss has sent me to make sure it never happens again."
What she implied was apparent. There's no way she could just let them off with a slap to the wrist and a warning.
A Slice of Life (or death) || Krystal & Kara
"What do you mean āwhen I get thereā?!".
Krystal paced around the run-down apartment, checking and double checking she had packed everything she needed. In one hand she pressed a chipped and worn cell phone to her ear.Ā
"Jer, what part of āwe need to leave town in the morningā did you not get?!"
"Relax, Krystal! Iām just getting some last minute supplies and Iāll be back really soon. Just hang tight."Ā
Krys scowled(though her best friend couldnāt see it) and resumed her stressed pace around their living room.
"Hang tight?! Are you nuts? We need toā"
Then, the doorbell rang.Ā
Krys froze, eyes wide. Who the hell was that? She wasnāt expecting anyone. Hell, she didnāt know anyone. Quietly, she made her way to the door, peeked through the peephole andā¦
"Jericho. Did you seriously order a pizza?"
The line was silent for a moment. āā¦I thought itād be good for the road.ā
Krys rolled her eyes, grabbed her wallet, and started unlocking the door.
"I swear to God Jer, if your stupidity doesnāt get us killed, your appetite sure will." With that, she hung up. She mumbled, irritated. "Sell me out for a pizzaā¦"
She didnāt pay much attention to the pizza dude. Instead, she kept her eyes down, counting out bills.Ā
"How much do I owe you?"
Kara kept her voice low, mumbly, different. The pizza delivery hat hid her face, a perfect accent rolling from her tongue.
āTwelve quid fifty. And a nice tip would be greatāthis place was pure hell to find. Someone tried to mug me on the street.ā
That was sugar-coating it a bit. Seeing as Kara had on the complete pizza delivery uniform as well as the pizza and address in her hands, the original delivery girl could not have had a worse day. This encounter would take some explaining to her bossā¦
The con artist was doing well. Despite the odds, she actually found Brimstone. That should be an accomplishment in itself.
But it was when Krystal lifted her head that the anxiety finally kicked in. Seeing her face up close after so long⦠well, Kara hadnāt prepared herself enough for this.
In which universe is this a good idea? How are you going to kill this woman, Kara? You can barely stand her being beaten up by other people!
Dammit. Fine, one step at a time. You can do this. You always come up with something.
Kara smiled as their eyes met, and god was it painful. Her accent slips away.
āDid you miss me, Firefox?ā
[[TRANSMISSION BETWEEN A. TSUKINO AND K. YAN]]
Tsukino: Warmerā¦
Tsukino: Warmerā¦
Tsukino: Warmerā¦
Tsukino: Cold! Cold again!
Yan: Are we seriously doing this? Iām running out of ways to look inconspicuous while slowly wandering around the same expanse of street.
Tsukino: Maybe if you walked a bit slower the bandwidth detector will give us a more accurate reading.
Yan: Hey āMr. Moonā, Iāve been here for at least an hour. The readings arenāt getting more accurate than this. Weāre just not in the right place.
Tsukino: Do you have any better ideas? Iād love to hear them.
Yan: ā¦I really donāt like you.
Tsukino: Yeah yeahāWithout me, youāre not getting paid.
Yan: [sighs deeply] So⦠am I getting any warmer?
Tsukino: Not really; you seem to be confusing the signal. Walk more slowly.
Yan: Fine.
Tsukino: Cold⦠Cold⦠Turn around and go in the other directionā¦
Tsukino: Cold⦠Less cold⦠Temperateā¦
Tsukino: WAIT! STOP WALKING!
Yan: GODDAMMIT, DONāT YELL!
Tsukino: Brimstoneās cell activity just spiked! āJerichoā is making a call!
Yan: So you can trace them?
Tsukino: OF COURSE I can trace them! Who do you think I am?
Tsukino: āJerichoā might be in motion; I canāt get an exact location from him. His contact, however⦠[pauses] ā¦is just 1.4 km away from you! Northwest, follow the traffic! RUN!
Yan: Which one of these buildings is it?
Tsukino: ā¦Take a guess?
Yan: YOU DONāT KNOW?
Tsukino: The trace on the call only gave me a 300 meter radius on the area it originated from. I am sure they took precautions to prevent people like us fromā
Yan: Shhh! Quiet! I think I smell⦠Is that⦠macaroni and cheese pizza?
Tsukino: Is that significant?
Yan: [pauses] ā¦Very. I think I know where to find her.
Tsukino: āHerā?
Yan: The contact. Iāll call you when Iām done.
Tsukino: Wait, how do you knowā
[[K. YAN HAS ENDED THE TRANSMISSION]]
Cappuccino
Cappuccino:Ā Describe your ideal wedding
NoncommittalĀ and nonexistent!
Send me a cup of coffee.
macchiato
Macchiato:Ā Name two things you think go well together and why
Alcohol + the rich and famous.
Of course, it usually doesn't go well forĀ them... but itĀ does go pretty well for the girl with HQ hidden camera in her purse.
It sweetens the pot even more if they work for the government.
Send me a cup of coffee.
Flat white!
Flat White:Ā Confess the most recent crime you committed
Well⦠I stole some airbags from a couple of luxury vehicles earlier today. Odd, I know, but theyāre worth a pretty penny on the black market. I needed the fast cash.
And donāt worry, those cars need to go through inspection before being sold anyways. Theyāll be replaced with no harm done to any potential driver.
Send me a cup of coffee.
Send me a cup of coffee.
Espresso: Describe your usual morning routine.
Decaf: Impersonate one of your friends.
Macchiato: Name two things you think go well together and why.
Latte: List three aspects of your personality that you love.
Flat White: Confess the most recent crime you committed.
Iced: Make the weirdest face you can.
Cappuccino: Describe your ideal wedding.
Drip: Post a photo of a stuffed animal you own.
Mocha: Name one of your guilty pleasures.
Doppio: List two of your dream travel locations and why.
Black: Recall the worst insult you've ever received.
Americano: Post a photo of your favorite outfit.
Kopi: Describe an incident when you tried something new.
OOC;
I accidentally stumbled upon this gif of Minah from k-pop group Girl's Day. Is it just me who sees the Kara resemblance? That smoulder could kill a man.