Karambit

Six knives and a barbed wire baseball bat

[miiilowo]

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

[karambitgotham]

This is at least two of my siblings

[thebestwondergirl]

Hi everyone

im a year older :)

[karambitgotham]

Congrats on your survival

[karambitgotham]

Someone keeps leaving case files at my door. I am not a detective. Please stop

[rp-meme-glaceon]

💤 Peek into my Character's Dreams 💤

💭 - An ordinary dream

🎀 - A dream that left them feeling happy

☔ - A dream that left them feeling upset

🌈 - A dream from their childhood

🗯️ - An ordinary nightmare

🐛 - An intense nightmare that made them wake up in a cold sweat

⚰️ - A dream/nightmare that featured someone no longer in their life

🌡️ - A fever dream

📿 - A dream your character believes is prophetic

👁️‍🗨️ - A lucid dream

🛏️ - A dream that made your character want to go back to sleep so they could continue the dream

[shutterbat]

Kitty got a bath and is clean now!

He needs a name…

He’s a really big kitty but he’s definitely not an adult…. Weird.

[petroicagotham]

Looks like a Maine coon, firecrest. They're one of if not the biggest cat breed.

Incredibly cute, by the way. Kind of reminds me of a crow with those colours.

[karambitgotham]

Batcat III

Dick IV

Bruce VIII

Bruce VIV

Bruce X

Robin Eater 3000 (Edie for short)

[shutterbat]

Batcat is funny— I might do that

Wait— why are there so many Bruce-s? Bruce X!?

Robin Eater!?

[karambitgotham]

I forgot how many kids he’s at nowadays so I put a few likely options to be safe

The first bit of my time with the bats was a bit chaotic, but we got some jokes out of it. Our Robin at the time was briefly eaten by a giant cat. Named my first cat Robin Eater in its honor.

[petroicagotham]

1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... uh...

Fuck I already lost count. I know there's a lot more. I think your 10 is too low? Depends on how you're counting the kids.

[karambitgotham]

Gimme a moment, I’m sure Nightlight’s got a list

[karambitgotham]

Dunno about your bats, but I think we’re at nine? There’s an almost tenth and we’ve got three grandbats running around, but nine is my final answer.

[petroicagotham]

Jarro?

[karambitgotham]

No, I counted Jarro. Who did I…ohhhhh I forgot my only not adopted brother lmfao. My bad. You’re right

[shutterbat]

Kitty got a bath and is clean now!

He needs a name…

He’s a really big kitty but he’s definitely not an adult…. Weird.

[petroicagotham]

Looks like a Maine coon, firecrest. They're one of if not the biggest cat breed.

Incredibly cute, by the way. Kind of reminds me of a crow with those colours.

[karambitgotham]

Batcat III

Dick IV

Bruce VIII

Bruce VIV

Bruce X

Robin Eater 3000 (Edie for short)

[shutterbat]

Batcat is funny— I might do that

Wait— why are there so many Bruce-s? Bruce X!?

Robin Eater!?

[karambitgotham]

I forgot how many kids he’s at nowadays so I put a few likely options to be safe

The first bit of my time with the bats was a bit chaotic, but we got some jokes out of it. Our Robin at the time was briefly eaten by a giant cat. Named my first cat Robin Eater in its honor.

[petroicagotham]

1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... uh...

Fuck I already lost count. I know there's a lot more. I think your 10 is too low? Depends on how you're counting the kids.

[karambitgotham]

Gimme a moment, I’m sure Nightlight’s got a list

[karambitgotham]

Dunno about your bats, but I think we’re at nine? There’s an almost tenth and we’ve got three grandbats running around, but nine is my final answer.

[petroicagotham]

Forgot this blog existed again.

Uh... what's a cool and relatable post... I hate condiments? Never hated a condiment more?

[karambitgotham]

The fucking condiment man soaked me in mustard six months, two weeks, and five days ago and I still gag every time I smell it

[shutterbat]

Kitty got a bath and is clean now!

He needs a name…

He’s a really big kitty but he’s definitely not an adult…. Weird.

[petroicagotham]

Looks like a Maine coon, firecrest. They're one of if not the biggest cat breed.

Incredibly cute, by the way. Kind of reminds me of a crow with those colours.

[karambitgotham]

Batcat III

Dick IV

Bruce VIII

Bruce VIV

Bruce X

Robin Eater 3000 (Edie for short)

[shutterbat]

Batcat is funny— I might do that

Wait— why are there so many Bruce-s? Bruce X!?

Robin Eater!?

[karambitgotham]

I forgot how many kids he’s at nowadays so I put a few likely options to be safe

The first bit of my time with the bats was a bit chaotic, but we got some jokes out of it. Our Robin at the time was briefly eaten by a giant cat. Named my first cat Robin Eater in its honor.

[petroicagotham]

1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... uh...

Fuck I already lost count. I know there's a lot more. I think your 10 is too low? Depends on how you're counting the kids.

[karambitgotham]

Gimme a moment, I’m sure Nightlight’s got a list

[shutterbat]

Kitty got a bath and is clean now!

He needs a name…

He’s a really big kitty but he’s definitely not an adult…. Weird.

[petroicagotham]

Looks like a Maine coon, firecrest. They're one of if not the biggest cat breed.

Incredibly cute, by the way. Kind of reminds me of a crow with those colours.

[karambitgotham]

Batcat III

Dick IV

Bruce VIII

Bruce VIV

Bruce X

Robin Eater 3000 (Edie for short)

[shutterbat]

Batcat is funny— I might do that

Wait— why are there so many Bruce-s? Bruce X!?

Robin Eater!?

[karambitgotham]

I forgot how many kids he’s at nowadays so I put a few likely options to be safe

The first bit of my time with the bats was a bit chaotic, but we got some jokes out of it. Our Robin at the time was briefly eaten by a giant cat. Named my first cat Robin Eater in its honor.

[shutterbat]

Wha— how do you get eaten by a giant cat? How big was the cat—??

[karambitgotham]

One of these days he’ll have a tumblr and he can tell the full story lol. It was a big cat. Good luck with yours

[shutterbat]

Kitty got a bath and is clean now!

He needs a name…

He’s a really big kitty but he’s definitely not an adult…. Weird.

[petroicagotham]

Looks like a Maine coon, firecrest. They're one of if not the biggest cat breed.

Incredibly cute, by the way. Kind of reminds me of a crow with those colours.

[karambitgotham]

Batcat III

Dick IV

Bruce VIII

Bruce VIV

Bruce X

Robin Eater 3000 (Edie for short)

[shutterbat]

Batcat is funny— I might do that

Wait— why are there so many Bruce-s? Bruce X!?

Robin Eater!?

[karambitgotham]

I forgot how many kids he’s at nowadays so I put a few likely options to be safe

The first bit of my time with the bats was a bit chaotic, but we got some jokes out of it. Our Robin at the time was briefly eaten by a giant cat. Named my first cat Robin Eater in its honor.

[shutterbat]

Kitty got a bath and is clean now!

He needs a name…

He’s a really big kitty but he’s definitely not an adult…. Weird.

[petroicagotham]

Looks like a Maine coon, firecrest. They're one of if not the biggest cat breed.

Incredibly cute, by the way. Kind of reminds me of a crow with those colours.

[karambitgotham]

Batcat III

Dick IV

Bruce VIII

Bruce VIV

Bruce X

Robin Eater 3000 (Edie for short)

[karambitgotham]

One of my brothers has taken to creating anonymous dummy accounts and sending me sad girl poetry. I know it’s you. Please stop sending me Mary Oliver poems. My civilian found out and is now quoting her nonstop.

[doctor-jonathan-crane]

TAG GAME! #1

If I tag you and you do not want to participate, feel free to ignore this. But I got a really interesting ask and would like to invite you to answer it yourselves!

If your muse were a fictional book genre, what would they be?

@morally-ambiguous-bird, @crowsinthecornfield, @grimprognosis, @jeremiah-e-arkham, @questionquery, @askd0ctorjcrane

[questionquery]

//basic answer, but probably either mystery or SF, lol.

@batwoman-or-whatever @crowsinthecornfield

[batwoman-or-whatever]

//dw, QQ, mine also feels like a basic answer but probably a noir/mystery thriller and/or psychosexual drama that explores themes of identity, purpose, morality, and what it means to be a useless lesbian in the modern era (lol).

@dividedbybinaries @pale-mans-smile @fuckinredhood @hackxr @ask-doctor-quinn

[pale-mans-smile]

// UHHHHH— I’d say he’s more of a psychological thriller with horror elements? Or supernatural thriller? I don’t know genres there’s so many lmao—

@hermesofeyes @e-nygmaofficial @bats-and-justice

[hermesofeyes]

//id say a good romance? A little heart break but mostly fluffy!

@temp-war-profiteer @c-0-lt @aguydressedasabat @h4v0c-st4rz @henchmen4hiresmiley @arkhams-knighted

[arkhams-knighted]

// psychological thriller ngl.. he's been through a lot

@robinstalons @bloodied-hands-of-gotham

@wayneenterprises-hr @theguybehindthechair

[robinstalons]

// fantasy prob. but like… modern fantasy. yk what probably also YA

@first-boy-wonder @babs-gordon-offical @gothamsfox

(y’all do not have to!)

[gothamsfox]

I'm thinking she'd be more like "Urban Grit-Lit" or "Contemporary Dark Fiction". She’s too gritty and violent for YA, and she’s too internal and philosophical for Action/Thriller.

@illegallyaliveredhood @teenager-bruce-wayne

@shutterbat

(idk who to tag you don't have to answer!)

[shutterbat]

/|\ probably something along the lines of a YA detective mystery ? Timmy is just a little stalker kid so idk lol

@petroicagotham @build-a-birb @lobo-baby

(You guys don’t have to answer !! I didn’t know who to tag :P )

[petroicagotham]

\\ Hmmm... Detective romcom. Petroica tries to solve a mystery, meanwhile everyone around him is living out a romance book and he has pretty much 0 clue that all that is going on. In the usual fiction fashion, it's greatly hinted that the 'canon' ship is, of course, the closest woman to him, but in truth everyone who read the book knows it was 100% his morally grey assistant and/or the culprit himself.

I don't really have anyone to tag, soooo... @karambitgotham (you don't have to answer!)

[karambitgotham]

\\ This is a fun one, lol…uh…Probably some kind of gritty post-apocalypse survival genre. Everything’s gone to shit, nobody is happy, everybody makes dark, cynical jokes all the time, everyone dies, and the reader finishes the book with a newfound sense of depression and appreciation for the morose

\\I also don’t really have anyone to tag? Uh… @irl-batsignal /nf

[petroicagotham]

I never got an answer. Guys. Please. What would you call a vigilante trained snake. This isn't a set up for a joke, I got a snake for Christmas and I need help naming it.

[wayneenterprise-pr]

Sinister Snek™

[petroicagotham]

... Thanks for the suggestion! I don't think I will be going with this. But thanks.

[karambitgotham]

Batsnake. Fangeel. Jimminy. The Creature. Scales. Zoomorph (Morphy for short)

[petroicagotham]

This are, like, the worst list of suggestions I've gotten so far. Do I get you a medal?

[karambitgotham]

In my defense I was on insane painkillers

[petroicagotham]

I never got an answer. Guys. Please. What would you call a vigilante trained snake. This isn't a set up for a joke, I got a snake for Christmas and I need help naming it.

[wayneenterprise-pr]

Sinister Snek™

[petroicagotham]

... Thanks for the suggestion! I don't think I will be going with this. But thanks.

[karambitgotham]

Batsnake. Fangeel. Jimminy. The Creature. Scales. Zoomorph (Morphy for short)

[karambitgotham]

I have spent a full hour waiting in this restaurant. I ordered fifty minutes ago. I have a shift to get to after this and only two other tables are occupied…why…what…

[karambitgotham]

This is a Batfamily callout post. Put a leash on your kids, please, I didn’t even know this one existed and I can’t get a fucking photo of it because it keeps flashbanging me in BROAD DAYLIGHT I just wanted to stab a man, Gotham forbid I do ANYTHING

[irl-batsignal]

ha

[karambitgotham]

😕