N-not the villagers!
Not just the villagers, but--
-- the villagers' CHILDREN, too!

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N-not the villagers!
Not just the villagers, but--
-- the villagers' CHILDREN, too!
Don’t even begin to flatter yourself, boy. It was a terrible dream.
Awwww... Am I not terrible enough for your dreams? That hurts, Tharja. It feels like you tore my heart out-- just kidding!
( But if you wanted to tear my heart out for real, you're more than welcome-- )
What a beautiful day! The birds are chirping, the sun is shining, and I can hear the pained screams of a dying villager in the distance. Today is going to be great! Good morning, everyone.
“Will you join me?”
“Well, duh! Taking on armies for fun? That's like, my favourite hobby-- I never thought you'd be into that, too. I'm pleasantly surprised!”
It has been some time since I slept by Minerva’s side, but…That doesn’t change the fact that it was very, very uncomfortable.
Maybe you just need more practice sleeping in uncomfortable places! Try laying in a ditch. Or a cemetery. Or on a pile of bones, or something. I bet after any or all of those places, laying on Minerva will feel like a dream!
Says the asshole that sent me memes via Kik.
I didn't send you memes, I sent you meme! One Singular Meme. I thought you'd like it. :~(
karasuh said: Ooor, you could take over one of their bodies and steal their candy from them! Everyone wins! (Except them, I guess…)
I can’t do that. I haven’t got the time. I’ve got about 45 minutes to eat something or I will probably die.
If you die, I'll be sure to get good use out of your body parts! I'll put your arm in random places to spook people, like under the lid of a toilet so when they open it up-- crow my god, an arm!! Scary!!
And-- oh, I'll take care of your kitty, too. You can count on me!
I haven’t seen a cow since I was a kid, though—!
..Uh. I think. I don’t even remember… I think my family took me to a farm when I was little?
That would explain that silly looking thing on the top of your hair, then, hee hee! Have you ever tried to flatten it? Or cut it off? Do you think it has a mind of its own; would it hurt if you tore it off?
karasuh started following you
Huh, those are some strange clothes…
That's some strange hair-- what, did you let a cow have a taste of the top of your head? Gross, ha ha!
{ in other news i made an IC kik for henry bc i'm trash + if yr reading this you should add me, the username is karasuh :+) }
So a Ylissean, a Plegian, and a Risen walk into a bar...
... and all three of their heads get knocked right off of their shoulders. They should've looked to see where they were going, ha ha!
cursekinのコメント: Oh, the other day I threw up and got a nosebleed. It was terrible. I think you’d be impressed by that.
Ooooh, really? That's so cool; I'm jealous-- I wish I could've been there to see that! The functions of your body are a wonder.
I started my morning by sneezing so hard that my nose started bleeding-- today looks like a promising day!
I cried when I found out Frederick’s Fantastic Fanatical Fitness Hour was a thing.
SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SEND SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE SHRIEKING SKULLS WILL SHOCK YOUR SOUL SEAL YOUR DOOM TONIGHT!
Please help me convince the entire Ylissean army to grow facial hair.