No longer the home Of The Little Stinko

My name is Banjo, I'm old enough to know better. This is where I store my neopets, my overwatch and my shitposts. He/She/They pronouns please]

[linajellybeana-archive]

Ayo im moving to

doug rattmann and gordon freeman are in love

my name is banjo and holy fuck do i love half life and portal

[p0tayt0e]

the man who sold the world

ive been working on this for a bit and holy shit im so proud of myself for how it turned out

this is one of my favorite moments in the game: aiden comes to terms with the fact that the combine won't help him at all, and embraces his humanity. embraces what makes him unique despite being a clone.

also fun detail i admire so much: when aiden says "wont" his gun (previously pointed away at the advisor, if you are looking at it) shifts to point RIGHT at it symbolizing that fricker is no longer on his side. chefs kiss i love small details like that

here are the detailed artworks of combine aiden + regular aiden and a bonus mix of both :)

[yorickless-deactivated20260810]

there's this account on bluesky that just randomly samples the last reply someone made before getting blocked by the person they were replying to and it's a really good gimmick blog concept. I don't think tumblr data is public enough to make this possible here unfortunately. some samples:

[linajellybeana-archive]

Ayo im moving to

doug rattmann and gordon freeman are in love

my name is banjo and holy fuck do i love half life and portal

[linajellybeana-archive]

Ayo im moving to

doug rattmann and gordon freeman are in love

my name is banjo and holy fuck do i love half life and portal

[nvcl347]

[bluedot-blog]

lmao

[rubysapphrald]

when i was sixteen and insane for my shakespeare class final i had to do the “alas poor yorick” monologue at a competition and while i was doing it i had this insane thought of like. i’ve never been and never will be closer to experiencing hamlet’s mental state than i am right now. like of course all that stuff didn’t happen to me but when you’re 16-19 you kind of feel like all that stuff is happening, all the time, constantly

[rubysapphrald]

hamlet of denmark: i have a bad relationship with my family and their expectations are weighing on me and i’m worried my friends hate me and i’m really paranoid lately but maybe i’m just not getting enough sleep and i think there’s something wrong with me but i don’t know what and it’s making me push away the people i care about but it’s fine because i’m always right about everything and i always win and i’m going to live forever

high schoolers reading the play:

[great-and-small]

When you hear someone say they prefer standard curbing to cape cod curbing

[great-and-small]

I think about this image like every single time I am in a car

[thecollectibles]

Uncle, how to get to the beautiful country by Xiaoyu Wang

[melanchovy]

and while we're on the subject of luigi mangione, FREE NATHAN MAHONEY (who stabbed his company's CEO during a meeting)! the reason you may not have heard this name is because the police clearly do not want to make the same mistake they did with Mangione by allowing him to become a symbol. let's show our support for Nathan Mahoney, who looks exactly how he should in his mugshot— proud of himself

[iatrophilosophos]

https://www.woodtv.com/news/muskegon-county/docs-employee-who-stabbed-company-president-wore-mask-led-police-on-chase/

Nathan Mahoney ALLEGEDLY stabbed the CEO of Anderson Express Inc, a manufacturing company that produces parts for military vehicles, 1 week after being hired by the company. (Unfortunately the ceo has not died)

[death-420]

you are grounded, for til cock

FOR TIL COCK????????

[oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin]

[nukaposting]

[spiderbitesandvampirevenom]

having to tap the "if an american place name sounds strange to you please google it and make sure you're not just mocking indigenous languages" sign again

[ysolt]

[punkbutch]

reverse version too 🩷💜💙🤝❤️🧡🤍🩷💜

[escuerzoresucitado]

[changeling-chatter]

PREV??????

[butchdykekondraki-moved]

[the-fantastic-mrs-fuck]

these fucking tags 😭

[kingjaffejoffer]

[pallidprincess]

this has been in my queue since 2017