Her life was cold and dark, yet she was unafraid

Joanna. This is where I blog about anything and everything that interests me, so you'll never know what to expect.

[tsunade]

last semester i was at a party and i checked my phone for the time and this guy took a glance at my lock screen over my shoulder and said “is that naruto?” and my drunk ass turned around and said “you know him?”

[existentialcrying]

[skyylinepigeon-deactivated20191]

peak cooking competition humor is when a contestant doesn’t know where or what something is and the camera just slowly zooms in on it

[amanitacaplan]

The Umbrella Academy + soundtrack part 2 (part 1)

[whatagrump]

fleabag is very good

[outofcontextbonappetit]

[sirfrogsworth]

Wholesome acceptable rat kissing. 

[twitterlols]

[carbonscales]

As a 90′s kid, it blows my mind that origami youtube videos exist. You can look up any model and watch a pair of manicured hands assemble the thing in real time, in full color, in 3D, with cheerful flute music in the background. When I was little, you had a library book with no words and these esoteric little dotted lines and arrows and it was just you, your hands, your paper, and the cruel, uncaring eyes of God.

[prestoncarbonaro-deactivated202]

[babyanimalposts]

[grafixandnoirandgarage-deactiva]

[gardengnosticator-deactivated20]

[great-tweets]

👀

[monkeysaysficus]

They have nine beverages between the two of them

[polychromehana]

i have that painting ai app on my phone so i went ahead and took the liberty…

[jessthecheesewitch]

What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.

[queen-rot]

The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?

[jessthecheesewitch]

[okwait-deactivated20201120]

[polniaczek]

@ElaheIzadi:’Beauty and the Beast’ to have Disney’s first-ever ‘exclusively gay moment’ @HeatherMatarazz: I thought it was when I popped out the closet in “Princess Diaries 2”

[muzikalsiren]

also this

[tackyshorts]

She definitely legalized same-sex marriage in Genovia

[spiritsflame]

bold of you to assume it was ever illegal.

[thebootydiaries]

cashier: do you want the receipt?

me: yas bitch tell me everything

[earthdad]

two worms at dinner

worm 1: my oh my this tastes like dirt

worm 2: it is(:

worm 1: (:

[catchymemes]

The Collection