Lessons in Penguin 101

a 23yr-old Simmer & Creative Human Creature with an eccentric life experience and master of smartassery & sassery ... also known as @Penguinwa101 in the Sims 4 Community

[thatcreativepenguinguy]

The board game that will test our friendship https://bk.jellybtn.com/34WMdbV

[chickenfarmersan]

[d-r-e-i-a-m]

[lividlovers]

LOL

[vibraants0ul]

Same energy 😂

[thatcreativepenguinguy]

Shes the newest evolution of this meme and I'm here for it

[thatcreativepenguinguy]

penguinartswh : I will edit your video project or youtube video for $20 on www.fiverr.com

For only $20, penguinartswh will edit your video project or youtube video. | I will edit up to a 10, 20, or 30 minute film or video for you.

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[nedhardy]

Psst Harper has what we want.

[daree-to-dream]

Hi, I’m bitter.

[thatcreativepenguinguy]

SO TRUE... : /

[natakesgamingcorner]

Reblog with the game that got you into gaming.

[murderousink]

Originally posted by suppermariobroth

[ilovetv99]

[pikespendragon67]

[lazualazua]

[abrakillo-deactivated20210707]

[shotimus]

[plant-ghoul]

[ocdinabrokenworld-deactivated20]

[thatcreativepenguinguy]

[lanebryant]

What inspires you?

[fat-posi-for-black-women-deacti]

Yes! They look like me, makes me shed a tear.

[sauvamente]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[gif87a-com]

[theilluminantsystem]

I run to stop that door!

Make an athletics check

*nat 20*

*sighs* okay so…

[reginaslapdog]

A study also revealed that water is a liquid, snow is cold and fire is hot.

[polniaczek]

@ElaheIzadi:’Beauty and the Beast’ to have Disney’s first-ever ‘exclusively gay moment’ @HeatherMatarazz: I thought it was when I popped out the closet in “Princess Diaries 2”

[muzikalsiren]

also this

[tackyshorts]

She definitely legalized same-sex marriage in Genovia

[mymodernmet]

[deejay]

Privacy Pop is  a tent that attaches to most beds (depending on the size) to create a dark little cocoon to sleep in peacefully. Not only does is block that little annoying light coming from the window, but it also shields you from the curious eyes of third parties! It’s also perfect for anyone who suffers from anxiety or just needs a minute alone. 

Available HERE

[shaolinbynature]

This is not anti-Nicole Kidman but more of a spotlight on the ones in control of the Emmys. The ones who softly played off others, allowed Nicole to speak on to her liking with no orchestra to play her off, but then cut a historic moment and equally important speech with blaring music and a mic cut. Luckily, however, Sterling was able to finish his speech backstage [x].

[gabb-bear]

I feel like an NPC character when...

I’m on register at work: ~waits patiently behind counter with absent smile until a customer walks close enough and/or shows necessary amount of interest ~has a set script of prompts in my head to follow during transactions ~cheerful yet non-descript customer service voice and can repeat same exact tone infinitely. ~breaking from prompts or skipping through parts may cause minor glitches, such as accidentally repeating the same prompt again or completely skipping necessary ones ~absentmindedly tends to my area using the same five or so actions in a continuous loop until new person arrives ~Abnormally knowledgeable in my craft ~wears same outfit every day ~Nothing unusual phases me ~walking away and coming back is like a brand new interaction. I have little to no memory of you

[copperbadge]

This explains more than I’m comfortable with about my time as a receptionist.

[do-black-people-do-stuff-deacti]

~Make no reaction when customers acts violent towards or around me

[tabrakadabra]

[thatcreativepenguinguy]

OMG!!!! LOL!!! IM SCREAMING 😂😂😂

[adventuresinfastfood]

[confessionsofahotelworker]

When a guest tells you their whole life story

[thatcreativepenguinguy]

last night

Guest: Are you front desk?

Me: Yes, I'm sorry! How can I help you?

Guest: I've been standing here five minutes waiting for some service.

Me: I apologize, I was using the ladies room.

Guest: Can't you do that off the clock?

Me: ....Pardon?

Guest: Can't you do that off the clock? I'm a teacher, we make our students use the bathroom after class.

Me: .... My shift is ten hours long...

Guest: Can't you adjust? Guests expect someone to be here.

Me: .....