Still Anxious. Still Trash.

I may destroy myself.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

Tyler James Williams Wins Best Supporting Actor in a Television Series

[ruinedchildhood]

[melaninglamour]

Main Characters

@ dammit_wesley

[fantastic-nonsense]

finally read through Wonder Woman: Historia Book Two today now that Book Three is out and HELLO??? Gene Ha, can I talk to you about your absolutely insane Golden Ratio Hera spreads???

[elierlick]

Your annual reminder to not donate to Salvation Army!

[jellycreamjammedart]

“be quiet” i think the f not

[pinesourcearchive-deactivated20]

CHRIS PINE   The Rake Magazine, October 2022

[manny-jacinto]

HAPPY 37TH BIRTHDAY RAHUL KOHLI b. November 13, 1985 (London, United Kingdom)

[mikemaihack]

⚡️

[panpinecone]

bowser reacting to mario’s tux vs bowser reacting to mario’s dress

[coffeedads]

Bowser respects gender non-conforming Mario even if he WASN’T INVITED

[nonasuch]

batman: what’s the situation?

commissioner gordon: Harley and Ivy have hijacked an AM radio station and taken the employees hostage

batman: what are their demands?

commissioner gordon: they haven’t issued any. they, uh.

batman:

[commisioner gordon turns on the radio]

harley: —you gotta walk away, sweetie. His family sounds completely toxic, if not outright emotionally abusive, and he’s too enmeshed to see it.

caller: no, you’re right. you’re right. I gotta do it.

harley: you got this, honey. now, stay on the line a minute, I’m writing down some the names of some books for you and you can get those from Ivy after we’re done. okay! our next caller —

[commisioner gordon turns off the radio]

batman: what station is this?

commisioner gordon: WGTM.

batman: the one that rebroadcasts rush limbaugh?

commissioner gordon:

batman:

commisioner gordon: you know what, i probably didn’t need to call you for this.

[tygermama]

I WOULD PAY MONEY FOR RADIO SHRINK HARLEY OKAY? I WOULD CALL RADIO SHRINK HARLEY OKAY?

[thequantumqueer]

“alright, babe, one more reminder that my license was revoked which means i have to tell you this as your friend and not as a mental health professional: you have two options here. one of them is safe, legal, and healthy, and will have lasting long term benefits. the other one is fun.”

[nonasuch]

reblogging for this extremely accurate addition.

[powersandplanetaries]

Ivy’s segment is where people call in to ask why their succulent is dying and she yells at them for watering it too much.

[nonasuch]

oh, VERY good

[empressofthelibrary]

A few weeks in Selina gets dragged into it, and starts offering advice on caring for cats with special dietary needs and stuff. It inevitably turns into Jackson-Galaxy-esque explinations.

"My cat keeps attacking my feet."

"How often do you play with him?"

"Not as much as I should, but he has a basket of toys right there where he can reach it."

"He wants to play with you. Grab a teaser toy or a laser pointer and go nuts. He'll wear himself out in about fifteen minutes and you can go back to work."

[nonasuch]

great, now i actively want someone to start a podcast that’s just in-character episodes of batman villain radio shows

[jersokoi]

Kipo meets Catra!!!! And Adora…

[she-nya]

i just think that future kipo and wolf

[tanrak]

action scene: *happens*

kipo’s soundtrack:

[emiko-matsui]

can we talk about the fury in troy's face when he says emilia didnt eat benson's pancakes?

troy has entered: protective boyfriend state

[manicpixiedreadhead]

Same actress

[jubilant-ronin]

"Ah, she's like a sister to you..."

"...believe it or not I feel the same. We both'll do anything to protect her..."

"...and thats why you're going to let me go."

-Hugo convincing Wolf to let him f*ck Emilia up

[the-irreverend]

The most badass line in cartoon history.