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hey there! you can call me kelly or kari and welcome to weeb video game trash land / i also art

[darkxyzduelist]

Welcome to the mind control club Aoi

[onlytwitterpics]

[wheresanegg-blog]

[420moshdad]

when u didnt do homework and teacher didnt collect it

[templarsandhoes]

my kink is when an npc gives you a side quest but you already completed it without the prompt so you can immediately turn it in for a reward

[millenniumroommates]

[stiekemekat]

Kestrel taking a dust bath

[lochnutmonster]

[power-chords]

[nataliehershowitz]

sexualities as doors:

hetrosexual: door swings one way

homosexual: door swings the other way

bisexual: door swings both ways 

pansexual: revolving door 

demisexual: door is locked and only one person has the key 

asexual: door is actually a wall

[setheverman]

when you pull your headphones out of your pocket and out comes your keys, money, tampons and russia

[setheverman]

ok i’ve had so many people asking me why i, a boy, would have tampons in my pocket, but not a single person asking me why i, a boy, would have THE ACTUAL NATION OF RUSSIA IN MY POCKET

[theworldaccordingtotimmycap]

Everyone knows that Putin made a travel sized Russia

[setheverman]

Russian accent: Ah yes I make perfect country to Putin your pocket

[quebrntahuesos]

off to roast people

[thebigbiwolf]

its 5am and ive been thinking about this video for two weeks straight

[hunny-pp]

there are only two genders, “Crack open a cold one” and “Take a fucking sip, babes”

[fumikage]

!! SO THAT WAS IT

THAT WAS HOW MIRIO LEARNED THE TRICK

[meme-theft]

[bobacupcake]

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[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

Man okay when I got my wisdom teeth out it was a fucking experience. Before the surgery wasn’t too interesting but as soon as I woke up I saw the nurse next to me and was all like “hey… i think… i died… and now I’m in a parallel universe… and i gotta go back to my house and kill the me from this universe” and he was just kinda like “alright, you do that”. And then the other nurse kept going in and out of the room to get things and I thought there was like 5 of her that kept coming out of the room, and then so when she was wheeling me out in a wheelchair I was like “damn… why are there so many of you… there’s like 5 many of you” and she was just kinda like “alright, you do that”.

Anyway I got to the car and my dad was there and he was like “how ya feeling son” in the dadliest way possible and I was like “MAN I AM PUMPED LETS GET SOME JUICE I’M STARVED” so we drove about 3 blocks to a jamba juice, whereupon I say “I’m good I can do this” and run/drunkstumble 30 feet to the door. I burst in the door like a viking returning from some fucking battle and holler “WHATS UP FUCKS” to everyone in the store, which was thankfully just the 2 people behind the counter, who looked probably as scared/confused as a jamba juice employee could look.

So anyway, as my dad explained the situation I looked up at the jamba juice menu and was utterly fucking lost in it. Like I swear I was looking at this menu board for a year, deciphering this Rosetta stone of fruits. I distinctly remember that I was looking at each item in a smoothie, thinking of how it tasted, then moving on to the next thing and thinking of how that tasted, and how they would taste together. Since most smoothies had 3 or 4 items, this took some thinking. So my dad sees me in this extreme brain blast state of mind and says “hey are you going to order or what”. Keep in mind I’m on the first fucking smoothie on the list here. So I just say “shush man I’m trying to do fruit science”, and then when I realized that this process could take literal years, I just said “yeah give me a smooth regular” which for the uninitiated, isn’t actually a real thing on any menu. Oh, also I asked them if the “boosted” smoothies would give me super powers and then pointed my fingers at them and made “lightning noises”.

So my dad just orders me the first thing on the menu and I go to sit down and stare out the window or some shit and my thoroughly amused dad just looks at me and says “how ya feelin?”. Now at this time I was feeling a lot of things, but most noticeable to me was the gauze in my mouth, so I just look at him and say “there’s these fuckin… tiny sheep in my head” which at the time was the best way I had to convey this feeling. Anyway about that time, the jamba juice guy brings us our drinks and he gives me a small thing of mario kart stickers and I swear I almost cried from the tsunami of emotion that gift made me feel (I still have them).

Anyway the rest of the story is we drove home and I explained this programming project I was working on to my dad in perfect detail somehow and then I came home and went on facebook and posted a comment on my friends status (because I couldn’t find the status update bar) that read: “i just took a lort of painkillers and yelled at everyone in a jambo juice”