amber

lets take ibuprofen together

[prokopetz]

I enjoy a joke about fucked up German fairy tales as much as the next nerd, but it's genuinely striking how often the source for the really fucked up stuff turns out to be "yeah, this is only in the Brothers Grimm version and doesn't appear in any extant oral tradition, and we're like 80% sure they added it themselves". To a large extent it's not German fairy tales that are fucked up, it's two specific German dudes.

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

in retrospect we probably should have given the fairy tale writing to the Brothers Happy instead

[mistressaccost]

genuinely do NOT want the world to see me because i don’t think that they’d understand

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

bungus

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you

[lotus-baby]

hashiramas dna was some real ninja clout like every goddamn evil scientist had some of that shit,, im starting to wonder if they were just waiting for the mf to die so they could get some hair samples. the split second this bitch hit the ground 47 crazy hoes with lab tech rush over for a cheek swab like there is no respect for the dead out here 

[ghostapop]

i feel like a lot of fandoms pride themselves on being gayer than the source material but have they considered being less racist and less misogynistic than the source material as well . could be revolutionary

[ot3]

studies could come out showing that hot showers were the leading cause of cancer worldwide and I still probably wouldn't be able to convince myself to turn down the temp at all #boiling #boiled #warmthcore #heatcel

[fungalfaggot]

self-care phrases to boost your confidence

this shit ain't nothin to me man

I'll fucking kill you

.

[mwya]

If you prefer nondairy milks to dairy milk, what is your main reason

I just prefer the taste of nondairy milk(s)

The drinks I like taste better with nondairy

Dietary restrictions (vegan, paleo)

Lactose intolerant

Other allergies

Personal moral or religious reasons

It's healthier

I don't prefer nondairy and drink regular milk

Voting ended onApr 18

[gayestcowboy]

one of my strongly held beliefs is that self driving cars should not exist. i don’t care how good the technology gets, i will not trust it. if you want transportation that you don’t have to be in control of, you should be in support of better public transit. you want trains.

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[gothszler]

what’s funniest about the pacific rim scientists is like. when newt geiszler says he’s a scientist he means an old-timey 1910s entomologist wearing khaki shorts and a comically oversized pair of binoculars traipsing through the jungle capturing endangered species of butterfly and murmuring “egads!! fascinating…..” and scribbling it in his journal. when hermann gottlieb is being a scientist it’s literally the fucking manhattan project. tortured chainsmoking physicist. pawn of a war. repressed homosexual all his life. gets executed for being a communist. And they have to do each other’s peer review

[kushblazer666]

[lakevida]

scared but noble animal protecting its nestmates

[asparagusetc]

project hail mary reference in a way

[real-language-facts]

albert is an arabic name meaning The Bert

[female2004]

[tranitron]

smoking my Bigarette

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you can only do this career for the rest of your life

https://wheelofnames.com/dng-wgq

How are things going?

Great! A job I actually enjoy!

okay. I can put up with this

bad but not terrible

terrible

I don't work/results

Voting ended onApr 13

(this wheel is set in a magical world where all jobs pay enough to support yourself so this is purely about the work you do and not the money)

[depsidase]