MY Klance Wedding Headcanons
Keith had been planning a big over the top romantic gesture to propose to Lance on their anniversary that involved all their friends and family and a flash mob… it was really elaborate and he’d spent months planning it and keeping it secret because Lance is the romantic one and he’d be so floored and moved and Keith wanted him to have the best proposal story ever to tell everyone. TWO DAYS before their anniversary, Keith was play-wrestling with Kosmo in the kitchen while Lance loaded the dishwasher and he looked up to see Lance just like staring at him and the space wolf with tears in his eyes and when he asked Lance what was wrong Lance goes “I love you. I love this. I love our life. I want this forever. Marry me, Keith? Please? Be my husband?” and that is how Lance McClain ruined his perfectly planned romantic proposal by being an impulsive, love-struck, sweetie-pie, because there was NO WAY Keith could say no to that!
Lance wanted to get married on the beach, but his Meemaw would hear NOTHING of the sort- he would ‘marry that American boy’ in the same church that every member of his family had gotten married in for generations, never mind the fact that the Church is not such big fans of the whole same sex couple thing, never mind the fact that that particular church was destroyed by Sendek’s attacks. Most of the family worried that she was losing touch with reality, but she MADE it happen! Her grandson was a HERO and he was getting a ‘proper’ wedding- because she said so! It ended up being a ceremony held in the safely cleared church yard of the family parish (”Still hallowed ground, it counts!”) Officiated by Pidge, who was acceptably Baptized AND Confirmed Catholic and got licensed to perform weddings.
Pidge sassed and demanded and generally made herself a lovable pain in the ass for the entire week before the wedding by threatening to ‘screw up the paperwork’. Keith and Lance rolled their eyes and played along, but Hunk was GENUINELY worried that Pidge would take the joke too far.
They wore their formal Garrison uniforms to get married because they earned them, they are in their original Lion Colors, and they met for the first time through the Garrison- even if Keith thought Lance’s name was Tailor.
Lance wanted to write their own vows, but Keith insisted on the traditional ones because he didn’t think they could improve on them- and because he is more than a little terrified of Lance’s Meemaw.
Krolia and Shiro ‘present’ Keith. Lance’s parents ‘present’ him. The both ‘walk down the aisle’ at the same time, coming in from opposite ends of the churchyard to meet in front of Pidge.
Kosmo is the ring bearer, and Lance’s niece and nephew escort the space wolf.
Coran cries so loudly, Allura actually drags him to the edge of the churchyard. He’s just so happy for them!
Lance takes Keith’s last name, because he still has his whole family, and Keith’s father was a hero who deserves to be remembered. He didn’t tell Keith that he’d made that decision, until Pidge is ready to announce their married name. Krolia cries.
Everyone gives impromptu, drunken speeches at the reception despite BOTH grooms having insisted they didn’t want that, they just wanted a big potluck meal of everyone’s favorite dishes and a party with their loved ones.
Shiro starts the whole thing off and does well with his, sharing sweet stories about both of them and how much they’ve grown up and grown together over the years. The he decides to end with a thank-you to both of them for everything they’d risked for the universe, for Earth, for the Paladins, and he dissolves into tears and Kolivan discreetly takes the mic away.
Hunk’s speech is sweet and charming, and surprisingly it focuses almost entirely on Keith (because Hunk knows that the guest list is heavily skewed to Lance’s loved ones and wants Keith to have plenty of people singing his praises, too)
Allura tells the story of how she met Lance first of all of them, and his ears have grown on her over the years along with their friendship, and then talks about ‘running away’ with Keith. Pidge drunkenly interrupts her and apologizes for not removing that fuel line modification from the shuttle.
Pidge then continues to talk about how Keith and Lance were “Literally the last people to clue in that they were in love” and “watching them and their whole will-they-won’t-they-thing” helped make up for the lack of television in space
Coran speaks about the original Paladins and the high standards they set for the next generation, and how they all rose to meet, and exceed those standards. He shares how homesick Lance was, and how Keith seemed to be more of a vagabond, and how they created a home in each other, that kept both of them from losing their way- Lance in regret for what he’d left behind, and Keith in never staying still long enough to find peace.
Kolivan doesn’t give a speech, but he does offer up a traditional Galran toast to the couple, that is actually quite sweet and not bloodthirsty, at all
Lance insists on dancing at least one dance with Every. Single. Guest. This is mostly adorable, but Matt decides it would be funny to dip the groom and plant a big joking kiss on him, which leads to Keith literally throwing Lance over his shoulder and carrying him off the dance floor. After that, ALL slow dances are reserved for the married couple.
They honeymoon on Arus, because that’s where the Bonding Moment happened.
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