I'll Make It To The Moon If I Have To Crawl

Just a girl who really likes Billy Joel and Red Hot Chili Peppers

[tastefullyoffensive]

[choped]

[karly-bit-meee]

me @ gates of heaven: i mean i wasn't even that bad tho

god: *pulls out receipts*

god: sweetie :)

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[starllex]

when you see a dog from across the street 

[bob-belcher]

[vrael]

[burntcopper]

Kromlau bridge, Germany, during all four seasons.

[karly-bit-meee]

I'm so petty because my professor offered us 5 points extra credit if we can find a typo in his module and I emailed him that he put "become more honestly" and that was an error. He tried to justify it saying he wanted to shorten the sentence and it made sense so I LITERALLY scheduled an appointment with my colleges writing center just so that they can prove me right. All for 5 points

[trapstrblog]

[sbrown82]

America: 

[anus]

people who sleep with one pillow make me sick

[thomasthetalkingengine]

people who sleep with more than one pillow are shown to be more lonely and depressed

[prblms]

[flowerinaflame]

[skinoutqueen]

Taking care of babies is not easy, idk how people just be out here… having them ?

[browsedankmemes]

[karly-bit-meee]

Guys like to complain about their girlfriends Being mad at them but don't realize the dumb things they say to the them

[onlytwitterpics]

[babyanimalgifs]