DUMM IM SCHÄDEL

[segamascott]

[giragirameganedan]

[3000s]

we are in truble

[contemptible-scoundrel]

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[heavensghost]

I picture it soft and I ache!

[papayajuan2019]

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

oh wait just realized i can edit my own posts.

like you can't edit reblogs anymore but you can still edit your own post even after it has a thousand notes or whatever.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

i have the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

[cheaphalloweencostume]

literally 😭😭😭

[pjackk]

Vodka & benadryl got me feeling like a oyster

[ehyde]

NASA advertising "do you want to be an astronaut" to tumblr users surely means something. What have you found out there, NASA? What have you found that you believe tumblr users, specifically, are best equipped to handle?

[ursavorpalis]

[sarkavonsy]

gotta include the bonus panel

[probuccalfat]

you’ll often find people make up rules for themselves and then get upset when nobody else lives by them

[malglories]

i do feel somewhat ruined forever. but it’s okay we stay silly

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

stop deactivating

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

[kirishima-hates-terfs]

[sergal]

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

[sergal]

Oh My God Damn

[quaculaarchive]

*sigh* *releases toxic spores*

[kosmogrl]

things that can kill you:

- the night before your birthday

- late summer evenings

- the way the sunlight hits the kitchen a certain way on a summer afternoon