The Bird that knows whats good

He/His prounouns. Texas. 22. Honestly half the time I dont know what I am doing. The other half of the time I am golden. So enjoy the ride. My inbox is always open so hit me up sometime. ok? Im looking at you mutuals lol. Slightly NSFW at times.

[hustlerose]

ouch i think i broke my vagina bones 

[hustlerose]

OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[963694634758p7p69696-deactivate]

we can just post whatever we want on this site and no one will question it huh

[hustlerose]

yes

[catchymemes]

[link-the-feral-anon]

When you remember the anti-vax movement

[burger-prince]

[tatsutahimet]

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

[reaperrmancer]

Ur right and u should say it

[ap-kinda-lit]

Reading this in 2021

[luisonte]

[atlas-prime]

This feels illegal

[official-josh]

[ruinedchildhood]

When you’ve got that boom boom pow, but chickens have been jacking your style.

[gravityfallsrockz-deactivated20]

The most beautiful 2010 cartoon finales

[toastbutteregg]

[datarep]

Averaged Faces of Members of the 116th United States Congress

[siderealsandman]

It’s him, Gerry Mandering

[ruinedchildhood]

[ratfuck]

SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE FROM PENIS!!!!!!

[girlballs-archive]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[wakandamama]

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

I knew it was gonna be bad when she mentioned the theater department got involved

[secretprisonhusband]

[some-n-witty]

[squeakitties]

new mixed drink! i call it The Sludge

[squeakitties]

[squeakitties]

ok so i couldnt find grape fruit barrels or mint tums but i found…. alternatives

oh yeah

we’re doing it

[squeakitties]

awesome its fear!

[squeakitties]

IDK WHAT I WAS EXPECTING

[occidentalavian]

[commonrosefinch]

Will I ever get over the fact that Star Wars sidelined it's POC cast in favor of...let's see...an abusive, imbalanced, and improperly developed ship between a grown man and a 19 year old that is mostly shipped by white racists? Will I ever get over how the trilogy had so much potential to be amazing, that all the cards for an epic story were right there...but they threw them out the window to pander to fans?

Yeah. No. Probably not. Because John Boyega deserved better. Oscaar Isaac deserved better. Kelly Marie Tran deserved better.

[bigherosixes]

So if your souls are here, where are your bodies? Well, on Earth, of course!

[a-fools-stone]

*replaces all your shoes with the backwards version*

[amogus-sex69]

Context:

[a-fools-stone]

I was thinking of these

but what the fuck are those

[sleepyheadkl]

Tornado

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

I want every non-Midwesterner to know that we are drilled in tornado safety from a young age and know exactly what we should do to keep ourselves safe. And yet we do exactly as pictured in the bottom image every time a tornado comes around.

[mornington-the-crescent]

[beyonslayed]

GOODBYE