A Parody of Life

I guess it's my turn

[karmonp1ki]

And Thus He Fell

Drifting

Name: Dennis (Den/Denny are fine too ◡̈)

Age: 17!! (Birthday June 3rd)

Pronouns: he/him (trans man)

Sexuality: gay!! Mlm!! Yay!!!

Dennis Whitaker fictive, doubles please dni :)

Jirai danshi & lifestyle jirai

Oh So Gently

My main fandoms are mlp and in sound mind!!

My favorite characters are Fluttershy and Lucas Cole from each respectively :D I also relate to Fluttershy a lot!!

I also like The Pitt, cuz it's the closest to home I can really get :)

Additionally, I REALLY like fish and aquariums!! Please don't grill me on my knowledge, it isn't the "learn everything ever" kind of interest, but I do love them very much ^^

Until The Ground

I've been diagnosed with ocd and anorexia nervosa, but it's heavily suspected by my therapist that I'm autistic as well. I can't get a diagnosis due to my parents

I also suspect that I'm a system (basically for sure, but I have a hard time admitting that it's all real because I have an insane fear of accidentally claiming to have a problem I don't) but can't get diagnosed for the same reason as the autism. If so, I know that I'm a traumagenic one.

This intro is mine (Dennis's) and I'll be posting most of the time, however Dazai (the other host/most frequently fronter beside myself, dunno what to call him) also has an intro and may front for stretches when we're under a lot of stress!

I'm pretty shy, so if I ever seem uncomfortable or uncertain when talking to someone it isn't personal!! I just don't really handle talking well. I've been struggling with going nonverbal lately as well, which is a bit new to me since previously it just took a lot of effort, but now I feel like I can't talk at all at times. This won't affect my posting, but if I end up getting close enough to call with people that should be known

Met His Flesh

Please be wary, this account will hold topics like $h, $i, and 3d!! All of them will be under read more lines with proper tws for safety!! Please block, don't report, if this bugs you. I'm not promoting anything, I promise!!!

I'm single, kinda looking? Like. I wanna have a boyfriend, but I'm too shy to really seek one out. So I'd be happy if someone was somehow interested in me, but since I'm not really putting myself out there I don't expect much

I have two brothers, which I will refer to as my older and younger brothers (since I'm in the middle) BUT!!!! whenever I talk about my brother without any "younger" or "older" attached, I'm talking about my best friend, who I see as my brother. He's more family than my actual family, and I love him.

Sending His Soul

Tags are still kinda a wip, but for now:

#𝘚𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘚𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘺 🐚 : normal posts!

#𝘚𝘱𝘳𝘢𝘸𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴 𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘦 🛘 : vent posts

#𝘓𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘵𝘦𝘱𝘴 🌾 : answers to asks!

#𝘎𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘶𝘴. 𝘞𝘩𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵? : reblogs (Previously #𝘍𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘞𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘉𝘺 𝘍𝘢𝘵𝘦 🌱 but that was too cringe imo)

Where It Belongs

My favorite mutuals!! (The tags themselves may change as I get better ideas, in which case previous tags will be listed under the person they're for)

#𝘊𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘉𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴 🦴 : @calb0nk (hehe get it? Bones? Which are strengthened by calcium? Like Cal? :D)

#𝘜𝘯𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴 🔬 : @yourlocaldumbmutt (I thought it was fitting with the scientist theme you have!!)

Taken anons:

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[karmonp1ki]

im gonna dieded..wheres that medicine???? Float it faster D:<

I'M TRYING I'M TRYNING AAAAHHH AH AH AH IS IT THERE YET I CAN'T SEE IT IS IT HITTING. A WALL OR SOMETHING???

[karmonp1ki]

I may die before then

i have a brain ache D:

the world is truly devestated!!!

this is me.

NO!!!! NONN NO WHAT!!!!! UNACHE YOUR BRAIN AAAA OUGH NO I AM THE WORLD FOR I AM DEVASTATED

[karmonp1ki]

I request you become magical and teleport some pain killers to me

pleaseeee :3

Absolutely of course!! I'm on it right now, but since I haven't practiced they're floating rather slowly instead of teleporting. Fear not!!! They will arrive!! Eventually. Soon, if we're lucky.

[karmonp1ki]

i keep accidentally unfollowing u execute me

LMAO I noticed that but it's okay!! No worries, tumblr is all kinds of funky with button placement and glitches and whatnot >:P

But here, for your troubles, a death related reaction image! We can both go down >_o

[karmonp1ki]

I'm taking psychic damage (younger brother "pranked" me by putting a fake roach in my room when my ocd mainly revolves around bugs and I'm already more paranoid than usual in new places. Kills myself)

[karmonp1ki]

That sounds uncomfy wahhh! im still playing but i gotta whisper

Blehhh it is but at least our cat's with me! And I hope the rest of your time playing is fun, even if you've gotta whisper ^^

[karmonp1ki]

its okay at the end of the day I don't really mind!! WHAT ABOUT YOU GUYS WHAT ARE YALL UP TO

I'm glad you don't mind much, but I still wish it hadn't happened. I'm doomscrolling and laying down our new house! Our furniture isn't in yet so we're just on a mattress on the floor :P We had to be up so EARRRLLLYYYUH so I've been horizontal as much as possible. You still on that game? or what are you up to now? :3c

[karmonp1ki]

im on a roblox vc game and i got harrased not even 5 seconds in cus my username is SonOfZeus :C

??? I don't know why anyone would do that, it's just idiotic. It's a name. How is that any reason to harass someone? I'm sorry that happened to you.

[karmonp1ki]

HAI YOU GUYS!! I'm back

HELLLOOOOO HOW'S IT GOING?

[karmonp1ki]

EVERYTHING'S A LITTLE OKAY HUZZAH WE MADE IT TO THE NEW HOUSE WITH OUR CATS AND I GOT THE TOP 100 REWARD AND MY BROTHER REPLIED TO ME!!!! THE END IS NO LONGER NEAR!!!

(Tw for sh talk)

THIS ALSO MEANS I CAN FINALLY CUT AGAIN SINCE I HAD TO PACK UP MY BLADES TO MOVE YAYAYAYAYYYY

[karmonp1ki]

I'm going to bed. I'm number 14 on the leaderboard for the current event in my little pony magic princess. The event ends in roughly 4 hours. If I get knocked out of the top 100 I'm going to lose my mind.

[karmonp1ki]

I'd argue i'm a little parasocial with you, platonically, anyway. Unsure if that counts. 🫶

Hm! Well I'd say it does count! Even though it wasn't the specific kind I was thinking, it makes me happy to know that someone out there cares enough to view me in such a way (*ˊᗜˋ*)

[karmonp1ki]

If anyone wanted to be extremely obsessive and parasocial with me I wouldn't complainnn

[karmonp1ki]

what if I was a real dog and I bit you and gave you rabies what you doing

I ammm biting the nearest person because I don't remember how rabies works between humans and if that'd infect them or not but I'd want to freak them out before I die because I'm NOT going to the doctor about it.

[karmonp1ki]

"I can't blow up! That'd be rude!!"

Bitch. Look where you're posting right now.

(Directed at myself btw)

[karmonp1ki]

I can't even cry over this bullshit in peace because Mori's allergic to minding his own business whenever I express an emotion. Get tf out of my face. You don't need to be here.