Allyicious

Cosplaying now at a con by you! Be prepared for femslash role play fanfic smut that is definitely NSFW Check out my Teen Wolf Blog This is my side blog to http://allisonwantsyou.tumblr.com

[thebootydiaries]

need me a smart girl who know big words like Congregate

[sockysblog]

precipitation

[thebootydiaries]

[1dietcokeinacan]

I hate when u say “deja vu” out loud n someone ur with goes “what was it?” Like bitch we all can barely communicate the most straightforward ideas without utter confusion and chaos…..u rly believe it is within my capacity to explain exactly what fleeting moment of temporal embodiment made me feel like a vague reincarnated ghost girl trapped in a child’s dream??? Surely u are mistaken.

[neko-goes-nyah]

TOP 10 Basic ASL Signs For Beginners | Learn American Sign Language | Nyle DiMarco [x]

[criimeconcierge]

This is totally true. I actually bumped into Nyle once(well, he almost bumped into me b/c he didn’t see me), and I tapped him on the shoulder and fingerspelled “are you n-y-l-e?” and he was super sweet, took a pic with me and everything, and i told him my name and he said it was nice to meet me and stuff. Know basics! a decent amount of the Deaf community will be happy that you know some stuff! I was able to help a Deaf couple on a plane a few years ago who needed help finding their way to a connecting flight, they were super nice when I told them I could fingerspell and knew a few signs. We spent the whole layover hanging out together :3

[intheknowconservation]

What is this? A center for bees??!

[blookmallow]

my favorite thing about kermit the frog is that sometimes he makes this face

[shonensupreme]

[thepersonalquotes]

[tuaconfessions]

HONESTLY IF I WERE KLAUS ID BE A DRUG ADDICT TOO (Confession)

[stuck-y-together]

John Mulaney’s next bit: I was walking down the carpet at the Oscars and everyone started cheering, I thought I had finally made it. Then I looked around and there was Captian fucking America.

[buckysbrat]

I literally heard that in his voice

[llleighsmith]

the farmers market is lesbian church

[mynameismeowmeow]

even if I am not wearing a my chemical romance shirt physically know that I am wearing one spiritually and that’s what matters more

[bloomflowersbloom]

my energy is not for consumption I will not let people drain me

[darwink-deactivated20210912]

Do ya have a significant other?

I’m significant by myself

[just-shower-thoughts]

Here’s some consolation. In at least 200 years, there will be nobody alive who remembers any of the stupid or cringeworthy things you said or did.

[memoirsofbilal]

“I know you are in love with this person you thought was your soulmate and I know it hurts not getting the same love in return. I know you opened up to this person you thought would understand and I know it hurts not getting the response that you expected. But if I ask you this — ‘why do you feel the need to be heard by someone who doesn’t appreciate your words?’, what would you tell me? I know, it’s because your heart has built a home in someone who wants to stay barren and trust me, there is nothing in this world that could change it — this person doesn’t feel it, you can’t make them feel it. I know it hurts because at some point, it hurt me too. And I want you to know that this gets better — even if you don’t have hope, things will change with time. This person came into your life to break you into pieces and all you need is a little courage to tell yourself that you’ve had enough. All I want you to do, right at this moment, is to collect all your broken pieces and fix them as much as you can — even if it makes you tired, carry on. And here’s a warning, you can’t fix those pieces and become the happy person that you were before you met this person — instead, stitch those pieces with gold and be an artwork made with kindness. That’s what you need, that what I need and that’s what everyone else around us needs.” by memoirsofbilal (via Instagram)

— world needs our kindness

[itxylopez]

[turing-tested]

my favorite thing is when you pick up an animal and you look them in the eyes and you can tell nothings going on behind them. you look at them and theres just elevator music. stupid animals really are like the fucking best, the lights are on but no one is home

[griffinmcelroyspisskink-remade]

that also happens when u pick me up and look into my eyes

[love]