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we're not kids anymore.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@inkshroomish
Hi hello welcome
any/all pronouns, minor, trilingual, very tired
Én nem ide valósi vagyok én csak ide fel járok.
Anyways idk what I'm doing here. It's all nerd shit.
https://artfight.net/~Inkshroom <ART FIGHT plus follow me lol
Blinkies and shit Bc I'm weird about them.
Okay regardless of weather i liked or hated the finale of TADC I will always have it as a fond memory and that's because of the community. People showing up in merch, cosplay, pride themed outfits and it felt so good walking into the movies where you feel seen and not worried about being judged Bc you looked around and everyone is just like you, and they are all cool.
I have been a sheep caretaker for like two days and already I'm like. Wow. I get it.
I get why these were some of the earliest mammals to ever be domesticated. They look up to humans with this sort of dumb but all at once innocent and pure and trusting expression. They're happy to see you. They follow you around. They like to be rubbed under their chins. Maybe its just some latent Scottish highland shepherd DNA I still have in me but I look at my sheep charges and suddenly I see why the love of God for humanity is so often described as a shepherd and his sheep. I'd fight a wolf for these guys. I'd go way the Hell out of my way for them. I'd carry their young for miles on my own back.
nearly 80k reblogs and how many of you eat lamb
The ancient shepherds I'm referencing also ate lamb lol
Just looking up the railway discounts in Poland and
[arrow points to the bit where it says "anticommunist opposition activist/person oppressed politically 51%"]
I'm for that all Polish LGBTQIA+ people start driving railways with a 51% discount, coz, yk, we are all oppressed politically
No seriously looking through those discounts is sending me
This is what Poland is
This is our country in a nutshell
Are you ready to join this ride with me? This is going to be a ride.
It starts out reasonable you get your standard student/PhD student/child/pupil, disabled child, caretaker of disabled child, Big Family Card, Child until 4 & Teacher (which is not really a classic one in a lot of places but kinda nice)
But then. Then it starts getting progressively weird.
Officials on duty (ew) Non-occupational soldier (why? And also why more than teacher's 33%?), honorary blood donor (????? That exists as a discount category? I mean, nice? But what???)
A blind person unable to exist independently (good only at first glance, why specifically blind and not just disabled? Why distinguish?), A person unable to exist independently (why the radical drop in percentage in comparison with the former category you ask??? Why make distinctions between whether the disabled person is blind or not you ask??? I don't know!!! I'm just as clueless as you are!!!) Caretaker of a disabled person (alright, are we back to normal?) a caretaker of a blind person (nope, we're not, why even is this a separate category if the percentage doesn't even differ to the last one???)
Ok ok. I won't get into the first one, Pole's Card, coz I'd have to do a history lesson.
Needing a History Lesson to explain Polish Railway Discounts sounds about right. Remember this remark, we'll come back to this later.
Pensioner/Retired, 2 trips in a year. (WHY THE HECK ONLY 2 TRIPS? WHAT EVEN IS THE BENEFIT OF THAT, WHAT WHY) Valid with documentation (Don't the others need documentation? Why did they have to spell it out here specifically I'm dying)
A blind victim of war unable to work. Super-hyperspecific, this one?
Blind person
I am dying. You just made your Super-hyperspecific category from before completely redundant. I am crying, I am tearing at the walls,
More history. Anti-communist opposition activist/politically oppressed person & veteran who's disabled.
POV: You are in a Kafka novel.
Caretaker of a disabled war veteran of group 1. (you thought we had covered caretakers? How is this different? It's the same percentage... What is group 1?) A disabled veteran, war or army. Group 2, 3. (Percentage...) Combatant/Member of the corpus of veterans (you are slowly losing your sanity. Maybe it all doesn't matter. Is there a Goncharov discount?) A disabled veteran, war or army, Group 1.
You want to enter through the door but you get denied.
You get to the last one.
A blind victim of war action that is unable to exist independently.
You pause. This looks familiar. Didn't we see this before? You scroll up to the beginning. Blind person unable to exist independently, there it is, we did have it before! The percentage. THE PERCENTAGE!
And as you realise, you throw your phone out of the window, then a blind war veteran teacher who is politically oppressed and then yourself.
I'm instituting a new policy of "if I can't easily read your crusty scanned PDF then I'm sending it back to you, telling you to get your shit together and save your .docx as .pdf, and causing snakes to manifest inside your house"
this but also if you are in accounting and you have an Excel file please do not save it as a PDF or take a screenshot of it and then paste it into another Excel file
I take it back whatever you have going on is way worse than what I was dealing with holy shit
@thesummoningdark hello?????
yeah no this is a real thing an actual human being said to me
Good afternoon to everyone in the notes having a horrible time! Y'all are fighting demons I never knew existed!! I think every person that makes you do stupid time wasting shit like this because they refuse to learn basic computer literacy should be fired!!
If I start telling stories about the shit I saw when I was working in mortgage processing, I will never, ever stop.
having a uterus SUCKS man bc all day you'll be feeling the "hey bestie check your pants 😃 check it right now 😃 you might be getting your period 😃 hey bestie i think youre bleeding 😃" and then when you check if you got your period and your body is like WRONG ❌️ its The Slime
all the cooter carriers know The Slime
this is a hit with the slimers
Okay so I finished the Apothecary diaries and dear god how I hate that this is a romance anime. Like I get that that is the whole genera the show is in but mannn. From what I see In the fandom the people who dislike the cave scene for example is that they describe it as pedofilic. That's factually inaccurate and my problem isn't the age, yet the cave scene made me want to die.
me, about to kill myself: hey man do you think this death will count as heroic or just? or do you think ill just respawn later? jk lmao thats webcomic bullshit. im going to hell
my friend, who has really pointy hair and some sick sunglasses: well really it depends on-
I'm in an online class rn and my history teacher keeps refering to native Americans as Indians and or the pronoun you only use for objects here...
Well after binge watching the first season and a half of The Apothecary Diaries I have headcannoned Maomao as aroace and no one is taking this from me
maomao is my favorite "not like other girls" style protagonist bc for one shes a girls girl through and through. to the bone. and two she's just a weird little freak. absolute lunatic. they have the whole "omg she's actually beautiful and everyone falls for her when she's all made up" trope but the punchline is that she does not fucking want to look like that. she actively puts dirt on her face every day bc she does not want to be perceived as attractive (mostly out of fear of being used for sex work though at the same time she has the utmost respect for women who do sex work like she grew up in a brothel those are her sisters). she's Sherlock level smart and solves every mystery so fast but goes "well thats none of my business. anyway back to testing poisons on myself" she has the 2nd most powerful guy in the nation head over heels in love with her and is like "man this guy is weird around me what's his deal. I guess he's fine though because he gives me rare medicines and has no dick" fucking ICON i love her. also she once slapped someone so hard they fell on the floor. 10/10
these types of tweets make me feel like a celebrity who has fake death announcement every two weeks
people have this tendency to believe that fandom discourse exists because people in fandoms are Stupid Nerdy Losers, but in fact fandom discourse exists because anytime you get a group of more than 100 people together, they will start creating interpersonal bullshit. fandom is not special in this regard
There is sports discourse. There is yarn discourse. There is food discourse. There is academic discourse (dear sweet god is there academic discourse). If there are people out there collecting brass buttons specifically from 1921, they are going to have discourse about which buttons are trash and whether Person A cheated person B. To be human is to engage in pointless wankery sometimes.
Love it when a post finds its intended audience
Hey btw, here's a piece of life advice:
If you know what you'd have to do to solve a problem, but you just don't want to do it, your main problem isn't the problem itself. Your problem is figuring out how to get yourself to do the solution.
If your problem is not eating enough vegetables, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make vegetables stop being yucky". If your problem is not getting enough exercise, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make exercise stop sucking ass". You're not supposed to just be doing things that are awful and suck all the time forever, you're supposed to figure out how to make it stop being so awful all the time.
I used to hate wearing sunscreen because it's sticky and slimy and disgusting and it feels bad and it smells bad, so I neglected to wear it even if I needed to. Then I found one that isn't like that, and doesn't smell and feel gross. Problem solved.
There is no correct way to live that's just supposed to suck and feel bad all the time. You're allowed to figure out how to make it not suck so bad.
The default length of pasta is designed to fit on a supermarket shelf, not to be the best length for cooking/eating.
Feel free to break it to any length you want (don't let the Italians know I said this)
Make sure I fit in the pot at least.
Shorter pasta could definitely fit on a store shelf. Longer pasta however...
Free yourself of corporate interests and demand comically and inconviently long pasta
Pasta so long it can't fit in your car and you gotta tie it to the roof. Pasta so long you gotta cook it outside because your ceiling is too low.
I think space filling pasta would be the best of all worlds. Easy to fit on shelves, long, and fits in the pot without breaking!
Good luck manufacturing it, but I think it could be done by extrusion and chopping, but I don't know if it'd be spaghetti still
Something like this?
But in a little over 4 months it's gonna be m
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I’ve had a store sell spaghetti which was half a metre long once. It was really good.
