them elden lesbians

these red and blue thangs are too powerful

[karnashisms]

the low-down on karnash and their isms

[miquellah]

for the oc ask thang, may i toss karne + ash, tarnished of the gay variety. theyre from my friend and i's seamless coop er playthrough, w karne being mine (new to souls games, no brain all 'hp went down it can die *THWACK THEACK THWACK*') and ash being my friend's (already played elden before me, played other soulsbornes, queen of the i-frames). im... not good at explaining them but these two things i made are pretty much Their Whole Thing.

(if two ocs thrown at u is too much, just pick one, nbd) (also im sending thi s1am my time so if its unintelligible thats understandable)

duo for duo, you get halli and kez!!

keziah (right, he/him) a former redmane general and the one in the acting protag role. halli (left, also he/him) is also a former caelid noble, and acts as his "maiden" (emotional support and ranged backup, but also tarnished). dex/arc and int/faith respectively. they're not dating but in this au they're close enough they may as well be

ANYWAY. they also both enjoy fighting in a very sporting way, with keziah actually getting his draconic features just cuz he loves hunting big things and also cooking them lol. i think both pairs could be pretty good friends! kez is the responsible one and halli the hedonist, but together they sometimes hype each other up stupid style and go down to one entire brain cell. i feel like that could be compounded with karne and ash to get into all kinds of shenanigans together. soulmate pair meet soulmate pair

[willjulep]

Can you guys watch my fairy tale prince with the lamb motif and my jaded knight who sees himself as nothing more than a starving and desperate wolf while I step out for a moment? And DON'T 🫵 let them kiss.

[willjulep]

I'm starting to think that none of you are taking this seriously

[wordsforyoungmen]

[halondrus]

women keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty greatsword like STOP theres literally evil afoot

[silasoctakiseron]

[sponsoredbyadhd]

[nosongunsung11]

collection of posts for a very specific dynamic

[sacred-portal]

[mr-deep-downer]

[karnashisms]

it's only right to think about the girl you love / and hold her tight, so happy together

comm from friend vivi @eicaliix [eicaliix on bsky and everywhere]

[wtfoctagon]

DND character who accidentally becomes a paladin at their wedding bc they meant their wedding vows a little too hard and invents the Oath of Love subclass. Is this anything

[wtfoctagon]

People reblogging this with "this is just oath of devotion" no. Wrong. Oath of Devotion is an inherently lawful good oath devoted to the ideals of classical chivalry. It is an oath to serve all of the weak and defenseless in need of protection.

This is an idea I came up with after reading abt Oath of the Crown and realizing paladins don't have to be dedicated to ideals and ideals alone. That you can swear fealty to a mortal individual and still receive paladin powers from the strength of your conviction alone. This is about loving someone so much that the universe is forced to bend to the sheer force of your love, the fierceness of your vows as you speak them at a ceremony that you did not expect to gain anything from except the lawful right to remain at your beloved's side.

Some genuine "true love" bs that blurs the line between a paladin oath and a warlock pact. No alignment required you can be as evil or deceitful as you want to everyone else so long as all of your actions are out of pure, faithful, and honest love to your one person and that person only. Wifeguy hours taken to the farthest possible extreme of the new 5e paladin lore rules to result in accidental powers.

[karnashisms]

it's only right to think about the girl you love / and hold her tight, so happy together

comm from friend vivi @eicaliix [eicaliix on bsky and everywhere]

[n0va-pkt]

Put your fucking knight on a leash it keeps trying to duel mine

[karnashisms]

it's only right to think about the girl you love / and hold her tight, so happy together

comm from friend vivi @eicaliix [eicaliix on bsky and everywhere]

[byjove]

scary knight privileges

[byjove]

watch out or I’ll sic my knight on you, dude. no kidding.

[karnashisms]

it's only right to think about the girl you love / and hold her tight, so happy together

comm from friend vivi @eicaliix [eicaliix on bsky and everywhere]

[rosedaughter-deactivated2023101]

when the lover takes the beloved’s hand and presses it against their chest where their heart is. or when the beloved takes the lover’s hand and presses it against their cheek.. i was going somewhere with this