Hamilton As Things My Girlfriend Has Said
Alexander : "You know, come to think of it, coffee is the most pleasurable thing."
"Well I love you but coffee helps me stay up till horrible hours to finish my work."
John : "You look hot today. No homo." *Finger guns*
Hercules : "See all my clothes are 100% made by me and my hands. I poured my blood sweat and tears into this - "
"Maybe I made it in China?!"
Lafayette : "Some days when I'm mad at you I want to only speak in another language bug the problem is I only know English and not even very well."
Aaron : "Normally I'm a calm individual but see, Abigail makes me want to drop kick her into a well filled with sharks."
"Is...is she not your best friend?"
Angelica : "See whenever people doubt me I laugh because I'm better than every person in the world and they're just jealous of my feminism strength."
Eliza : "Sometimes I wonder what would happen if you cheated on me."
"No I know. But if you did I'd probably burn everything you love and go Carrie Underwood on you."
Peggy : "How is it my mom forgot to invite me to my own birthday party?!"
Thomas : "See macaroni and cheese is a gift from God. Like he loves it too. Cause who wouldn't?"
James : "I swear I've been sick my whole life. Death is trying so hard to get me but they will fail! *coughs for a good five minutes* Fuck off death..."
George : "Why do I have to adopt all the worst fuckers?"
"No I love them and they are my fucker children."
Maria : "I'm a sexy son a bitch who needs to learn how to make better life choices..."
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