Are You Satisfied?

If you need to find me, you'd have better luck hitting a few clubs first and maybe catching one of my shows. I'm always open to a quick chat. "One life pretending to be The cat that got the cream"

[janerousseau]

"Free stickers with every purchase," Jane announced as she picked a sheet of them off the floor, having been making rounds for litter and lost & found items to avoid the task of shelving. "Courtesy of some kid whose probably having a hissy fit, in memory of the parent who has the pleasure of dealing with them. Hope you all like unicorns."

[kaseytailler]

"Sticker me. Y'know, sometimes I think kids are adorable, but then I see a mess that was no doubt left my a kid and I seriously question my judgement." He held out the back of his hand for a sticker, deciding to be a good sport.

[nightwingisms-blog]

At the abrupt sound of a wolf whistle and animalistic laughter growing behind him, Spencer walked away from the table he was waiting, his features molded with irritation as he picked at the name tag still unfortunately stuck to his shirt that across it read the name “Diane”.

"Alright, who the fuck keeps messing with my name tag?”

[kaseytailler]

"For once in my life, that wasn't me. I'm sorry though, whoever's doing it is a giant dick. And whoever's laughing at it are dickholes too." The last sentence was said just loud enough to be heard over the laughter.

[madameballet]

"Diplomatic Immunity. A pain, I tell you."

[kaseytailler]

That would be great to have but I'd strongly prefer having the ability to assassinate someone. But then again Diplomatic Immunity. I'm torn between what I find more important.

[nicogettinger]

Second season of Orange Is The New Black. Like, not all of it! I’m spacing it out.

[kaseytailler]

Oh my god, I have been so meaning to watch that. Dying, in fact. But watching Netflix on your phone is awful for long runs. Is it good? I hear it's good. I want it to be good.

[nealclayton-deactivated20141201]

I’m sure you do. It is? I would’ve never guessed. Where else have you slept, if you find park benches comfortable?

[kaseytailler]

Well, the floor a lot. But that's not all that unique. I've slept in the footwell of a car. That's pretty cramped and you feel awful the day after.

[dizzyizzersx-blog]

"They’re really fucking weird. Like, you can’t google the shit without cartoon porn of pink ponies showing up. It’s so many levels of disturbing."

[kaseytailler]

I... oh my god. Bad imagery. IIIIIIIII didn't need to know that. Do you have bleach?

[immorse]

I promised myself I wouldn’t bet on any teams…

But if Ghana wins later, I’ll be a millionaire overnight.

[kaseytailler]

Oh my god where is this betting going on I need in.

[teddyatwood-blog]

"Do you ever just hear a song for the first time and it sort of feels like a life changing experience? Because I think I sort of feel this way about this song."

[kaseytailler]

Oh my god, all the time. Okay well not like all the time but I get what you mean, there are some songs that just fuse with your soul.

[sharynsteele]

Sharyn strolled through the liquor store, scanning the bottles of wine. When she reached the Australian section, she released a heavy sigh. The selection was disappointing. “Is Yellow Tail really the best they can do?”

[kaseytailler]

Is there a problem with Yellow Tail?

[lolahawthorne]

"Shit, I just dropped my phone! Please don’t be cracked, please don’t be cracked, please don’t be cracked..”

[kaseytailler]

Oooooooooh, shit. That sucks, I hope it's alright. Nine-point-five for that flip it did though.

[marinaxvelez-deactivated2014091]

"I’ve officially decided that I’m in love with American opening hours. I needed asprin at four in the morning and I went out and bought some. Do you know how often you can do that in England? Never.”

[kaseytailler]

Isn't it the best? I can get a Cup-a-Soup whenever I want. And various other things. Really, it's the nightowl's best friend. You're from England though? I take it they close everything early there?

[doctor-zoe]

Reed walked into the record store that the owner of the tattoo shop he worked in suggested he check out to post his flyers. The small bundle of photo copied pages in his hand bared an exquisitely hand-drawn design announcing his search for potential band members and tear-off tabs with his contact info. The tattoo artist looked around the music store for anyone that seemed to be an employee, but he couldn’t spot anyone with so much as a name tag so he maneuvered toward the counter in hopes of finding an employee. Reed just wanted to clear it with an employee that it was okay for him to post a flyer. He waited semi-patiently, drumming his fingers on the glass top until he was approached by someone that looked official enough to be an employee.

"Yo, is it cool if I hang one of these in here?" Reed asked with a politeness that was paradoxical to his gruff appearance.

[kaseytailler]

He needed new records. It was itching at him and getting underneath his skin. He'd been listening to the same ones over and over again for so long that he was dying for something new. Unfortunately what he was searching for was evading him. He'd only found one vinyl, when he'd had a list of at least ten. Probably just as well. As if he had the money to spend on it. He sighed, and headed towards the counter, the one in hand.

The person already waiting turned to him as he walked up, and asked him a question that had him pause. Then he shook his head, and grinned. "Sorry, I can't give you permission to hang that here. Mostly because I don't work here. But do you mind if I see one?" He was intrigued by the poster, even though he hadn't had a good look at it yet.

[wowesther]

This is making me nervous. I don’t think it’s a good idea at all.

[kaseytailler]

What's not a good idea about putting ketchup packets under toilet seats?

[tarrynnelson]

"Just because we let everyone in all the time doesn’t you guys can go destroying my guitar, man! Off with you, you beasts!" He turned from the rude teens to the person next to him and made a silly face, strumming his guitar wildly.

[kaseytailler]

At the other's, he grinned, and quirked an eyebrow, before turning his head back to the kids teens and sliding himself in their direction, about as menacing as he could get for a man that was borderline dancing. "You better run, you better do what you can; don't wanna see no blood don't be a macho man; you wanna be tough, better do what you can, so beat it!" He didn't appreciate teenagers at all half the time, so he'd gladly try and help the man get rid of them.

[madameballet]

[kaseytailler]

Why not? That guy was a total douchebag and taking up the entire path on purpose.

[stagrisingfromashes-deactivated]

…What does teal look like, again?

[kaseytailler]

It's like... a sad and maybe a little bit seasick blue. You okay there? You seem a little out of it.

[nirvanamariewes]

It’s perfection because the peppers make it sweet, but the hummus tones it down. I’m in love with it.

[kaseytailler]

I definitely need to try that-- I just would have to go buy peppers. And hummus. And groceries. Actually it's a good thing you reminded me of that I've been needing to do that for like two weeks.