Kassette, A Rather Gay Woods Wich

Fae/Faer pronouns | Best friend describes me as a "fairy who got bored and decided to hangout with her" | 32 | Demisexual | My gender is Ghoulette | Eternal yearning | Never do for others what they wouldn't for you | Hi Kitty Kat!

[etherealviolets77]

Cnc breeding <3

“Shh.. just let it happen, baby”

“Aww, you don’t want me to cum inside of you? It’s gonna have to happen baby, you know that..”

“Shh shh.. no no I’m not gonna pull out.. don’t push me off.. I’m gonna cum inside of you..”

“Don’t you want to carry my baby? Hm?”

“You’re gonna look so beautiful carrying my baby, princess.. just let me..”

“You’re gonna love having my cum inside of you all of the time”

“I’m gonna cum in you so many times that it starts to leak out.. don’t worry I’ll fuck it back into you..”

“Don’t you want me to knock you up..? I thought this is what you wanted, baby..”

[kaistarzzz]

^ Adorable Girlfriends/Wholesome

I love them sm!!! I must deliver and draw them again.

^ They have something going on, but idk what and its definitely not platonic.

Don't mind Rumi, she "practically" doesn't mean it or she does (depends.)

I'm practicing backgrounds more and drawing more of my favorite PMD ocs that are basically couples.

[ms-demeanor]

"Huh, tumblr sure likes this dungeon story. I guess there's an anime of it but it's hard for me to get into watching stuff."

"Huh, tumblr really likes this dungeon story, the memes are cute and I'm enjoying the little snippets of lore that cross my dash. Neat."

"Huh, tumblr is still on about this dungeon story. I, too, enjoy the dwarf panty shots. Neat!"

"Huh, it looks like you can read the whole dungeon story so far for free on this website. I might as well give it a try."

"Huh, I have been nerdsniped by the nutrient breakdowns of all the meals so far and the dwarf talking about nutrition. Fuck. Guess this is my life now."

[ms-demeanor]

Stop, stop, I already love you.

[ms-demeanor]

Hey in case you've been reading the manga and you're not someone who cooks, I want you to know that so far (up to chapter five) Senshi's cooking info is all totally solid.

Like. At one point he compares using the gelatin from a carnivorous plant with the pectin from a different plant and points out that the gelatin sets better. Gelatin *does* set and bind better than pectin in most cases.

I just read the chapter with frying mandrakes and everything from testing the temperature of the oil with a chopstick to whisking the egg/water/flour batter with a pair of chopsticks (after sifting the flour to make sure it doesn't clump) to talking about when to flip fried foods and at what temperature to fry them is. Just. It's more attention to cooking than I've seen in most media.

(Also if you're not from a culture that uses chopsticks regularly, try whisking with a pair of chopsticks sometime. I make my fried mushroom fritters with the same technique that Senshi makes his mandrake tempura and it's great - chopsticks act like a combination of whisk and tongs and are really handy when whisking batter and transferring battered food to hot oil and flipping frying food, you get so much more control than you would by, like, using a slotted spoon to move the food around in the oil).

I had been under the impression that cooking was a big part of the story but I didn't expect that it would be a big part of the story in a "here's a half-page panel that shows an efficient technique for mincing root vegetables" way.

[ms-demeanor]

oh no he's hot

[ms-demeanor]

The interfaith holy water. Incredible.

The logic that you can use a jar of holy water as a melee weapon against ghosts because they can pass through matter so it doesn't matter if the holy water isn't out in the open they're going to come into contact with it if you swing a jar through them is flawless.

Because the jar is swinging around it goes through a bunch of ghosts and the fluid inside gets mixed up and stirred around; because ghosts are cold, this gets you sorbet.

Buds this is a really good story with a genuinely weird amount of forethought put into it and I love it.

[ms-demeanor]

Hi my name is Laios and I love monsters and I named my monster sword Swordboy because I am great at naming things.

[ms-demeanor]

I know it's not cast iron but it's cast iron and Senshi is on that good cast iron shit.

[ms-demeanor]

Look I just cannot explain to you how much a manga that discusses the danger of water intoxication and is considerate about nutrient absorption is my extremely specific catnip.

I knew it was good from the conversations around it but I didn't know it was "giving lessons about parasite safety and talking about water intoxication" good.

[ms-demeanor]

Sexy human fighter gets fucked by a kraken. A+.

[ms-demeanor]

Good news for the horny about gore crew in the worldbuilding here.

[ms-demeanor]

the orc is making the warg wave goodbye. THE ORC IS MAKING THE WARG WAVE GOODBYE.

[ms-demeanor]

"I have never been able to stand you"

NGL, that shit hurted.

[ms-demeanor]

Senshi gets it.

[ms-demeanor]

[skykain]

Fianlly the last one of this series Classic Thanquol & Modern Thanquol 🐭 The most unfortunate rat in the world 🍀🚫

[zizzlearts]

[foxes-in-love]

[wizardshark]

Being nice to someone you don’t like is not manipulation btw it’s being civil

[asshiieee-deactivated20230801]

Mmm no, this is like seeking validation. Ofc it’s best to be nice but if I don’t like you or we both dislike eachother, then there’s no reason for us to communicate or be around eachother. It’s not about being immature, I would much rather not put myself in such a situation.

[carolxdanvers]

Have you ever had a job

[yourantagonist]

also, gently, this is part of the reason young people don’t have community. the much larger reason obviously is the infrastructure of our world now, but AN issue is that younger people seem less adept at and willing to be genuinely friendly with people they don’t like. true community does mean warmth with people you don’t particularly care for. this is not manipulation.

[sapphicdevotion]

I love fucking a girl in missionary.

Being able to grab her by the throat if I want while I kiss her. Feeling her shake and quiver beneath me as she pants and begs for more.

Pushing her leg back, pulling her closer, so I can go as deep as I want. Holding down her wrists while I'm deep inside her. Pulling her hair so I have access to mark her everywhere I can reach.

Then looking at her.

Watching her eyes roll back or flutter shut, only to stop because I want them locked on mine. I want to see every reaction. Every little expression.

I'd just keep going until all she could think about was me, her brain completely turned to mush.

[corvids-corner]

I have a degree in environmental biology you can trust me 👍

[whatbigotspost]

Spotted on instagram

We’re living in a constantly escalating crisis. Of which food safety issues are merely a tiny fraction

[lotzofteeth]

I think about this a lot

[masochistbruise]

sleepy, hazy sex with a femme that can hardly keep her eyes open while i’m completely wide awake. groping her however i wish, slotting my hands between her thighs and prying them open just the slightest bit. hiking her nightgown up while my other is grazing against her nipple. getting her so wet that even if she wanted to fight me off, she wouldn’t have the strength to do it. because why wouldn’t she want to get off, right? she was just so close. surely even if she did wake up fully, she wouldn’t have the strength nor the want to push me off.

coaxing her with gentle words, little mumbles of “go back to sleep, sweetheart,” and “daddy’s just trying to make you feel good. you know that, right?”

easier to brainwash girls when they’re barely even there to begin with. reduced to nothing but hazy little fleshlights.

[rowan-e-ravenwood]

new top contender

[masochistbruise]

femme who nuzzles herself against my crotch and makes pretty little noises and whines while staring up at me with big eyes to let me know she wants to suck me off

[adeptus-illustratum]

Cultists chilling Art by Gray-Skull --- My DeviantArt My Boosty (for my NSFW works)

[moniquill]

[samthefrank]

O'Neill of Chicago (@brianoneill.bsky.social)

Honestly, if this somehow wrecks Mar-a-Lago a lot of long-held beliefs I have about the afterlife will be hastily reconsidered.