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why is this so fucking funny to me

god employers really do be like: attach your cover letter here. now attach your resume here. now re-enter everything you just put on your resume but do it manually and with the least user friendly piece of shit software you've ever used in your life. now you'll never hear from us again. now fucking die ❤️

orpheusilver

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

orpheusilver

dont do this

sesamie-moving

hello people today i ask: what is your favorite artificial flavor, generally? like if you’re having a new artificially flavored thing and need to pick a standard flavor, what are you going for?

lustik

Illustrations - Vorja Sánchez.

addictivities

someone put me down in a flat surface and keep me still so i can calibrate

addictivities

please

minecraft

doggosource

mtfoss

Ice cream sandwich

cursedcatpictures

cheese onion

seravph

THEY KEEP ASKING ME IF I WOULD DIE FOR THEM AND I KEEP ASKING WHY THEY WANT ME DEAD

dsmsix

job interviews

keepsyuwild

Congratulations!

You reached the bedrock after u scrolled ur feed so deep.

HGKFDJSDSGD

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inkyxward

Guy who made death stranding: Getting some real "Death Stranding" vibes from this situation

smolmeg

wake up babe new jesus just dropped

bizarrobrain

“Love your enemies! For they are tasty! Prey on those who persecute you! In that way, you will be acting as true children of your Father in heaven. For he gives his waters to both the evil and the good, and he sends storms on the just and the unjust alike.”