does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me
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does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me
Every kid should be this appreciative
fool loves bananas
These days, anyone could be gay and you’d have no idea.
your cashier might be gay
your bartender might be gay
the guy sucking your dick might even be gay
But he said no homo tho
How do you know you’re in love?
—COMMON: Man, I know I’m in love when I think about her a lot and I’m finding ways to get to that person. Even though I gotta work, even though I gotta take care of other responsibilities, I’m like yo, when am I gonna fly out and see that person? I look forward to seeing them.
—KENDRICK LAMAR: How do you know you’re in love? When your heart feels it instead of your mind and your penis don’t. You know, it’s deeper than that… That’s when you know.
—PETE ROCK: Oh man you feel it right here, *touches heart*, right there, it’s like cupid’s shooting you in the heart, that shit’s just BOOW! Lots of people say they don’t believe in love at first sight, but I do, it’s happened to me.
—A$AP ROCKY: You know you in love cuz you don’t want nobody else but that person. You know, that’s how you know for sure. Like you could see a million other bad bitches, but you know, but it don’t even matter, you stuck.
—BIG BOI: Your heart flutters a little bit, you like to kiss on the mouth a lot, your neck get hot when you kiss on the mouth, that type of stuff. Stuff like that, yea.
—QUESTLOVE: I THINK WHEN THAT PERSON CONSUMES YOU.
do you ever take a good picture of yourself and use it for everything and then look at it one day and ur like omg this is actually worst picture ever
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weakness
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I just want someone to buy me pizza and give me $1500 weekly.
Deep conversation and great sex is a requirement.
third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple
if you think all boobs are supposed to be perky and big with perfectly centered nickel-sized nipples you probably have never actually seen a boob in real life because boobs are diverse as frick
step 1: make girl laugh step 2: make girl moan
all i did this year was get more gay
When a lesbian tells me she hasn't watched The L Word:
Home of the playas and pimps lol