i speak english sometimes

roses are red violets are blue it dont always be like that but sometimes it do ----- click the bubble for links! mobile link!!

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

you have to get yourself out of bad places. you need to resist the temptation to let everything slip and become apathetic & cynical toward yourself and your life. you need to accept that it takes time to change and it’s ok to fall over as long as u get back up. every morning is a new start and things don’t have to be this way forever. you can heal and you can change.

[techtvhottie]

[techtvhottie]

[gothcostco]

what are you even supposed to do on twitter

every time i use it i get angry at someone every 40 seconds

[gothcostco]

twitter is like youtube comments without the videos

[just-shower-thoughts]

Walking into a room with 10 people in it seems nowhere near as alarming as walking into a room with 100 fingers in it.

[lunacyiero]

anyone else ever daydream for 6 hours straight and then after ur just like nah let’s scrap that and do it all again but slightly to the left

[astudyingreer]

my brain: *out of breath* Was that good?!

Me in a beret, taking a long draft from a cigarette and leaning back in my director’s chair: once again, from the top, this time with feeling

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

i have an announcement to make. i’m the first human

[swarnpert]

[mys7erion]

[stereocyon]

coke of cola is a health potion. pepsi is a mana potion

[scornfluke-archive]

what’s graped soda

[stereocyon]

it’s fucking purple baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[greelin]

of course i have a lot of pent-up rage you fool i’ve been the same height since i was 12

[coldtake]

[tilthedayidice]

🍉

[thriftstoreoddities]

[yikesglenn]

[kotbliny]

[eroscestlavie]

Update I just got an opportunity to make exactly $115 and i’m not kidding so like. Reblog to make $115.

[bigdickdaddysatan]

May luck be with you

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

oh my god i think i’m done with this motherfucking skin 

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

[wormspeddler]

take this nachos supreme, for it is my body. and take this baja blast, for it is my blood.

[memewhore]