28 years in that godforsaken jungle...

A Tumblr, the same profile picture since I first joined. Year whatever and going strong.

[charleston-yappa]

Boogie wonderlaaaaaaaaand~~

[animentality]

[coldgoldlazarus]

[garlicbunny]

“ok lets do warm up sketch”

“oh..”

[hood-ex]

[killbent]

I keep forgetting to post this, but I drew this piece based off of Sepiatone's Ritual Broadcast video! Absolutely awesome video I love it so much

[hysteric-boy]

Sex is great but have you considered hitting me as hard as you can

[the-minecraft-funnies]

True fact.

[isabelopaque]

Dont unfollow me I can post about something you care even less about wait

[cybermanes]

Can I come over and be really disappointing

[wordfather]

(flirting) you're beautiful btw. im going to piss you off on purpose

[shovelwareyaoi]

[miamicommune]

you people can't even boycott chick-fil-a.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[futurama]

girl you're gonna feel a little prick

[fangsup-cobrastyle]

Making this its own post because I occasionally remember this and can't stop laughing

When I was 14, my friends and I went to see Madagascar 3 - told our parents and then walked to and from the theater by ourselves. When I got home, my mom asked me all kinds of questions about the movie, and I told her about it, and I kept singing the stupid Afro Circus song

and eventually she gave in and was like, "Wait, you guys really went to see Madagascar? I assumed you were lying to us and sneaking into a rated R movie." And I fear I have never felt so lame as I did in that moment.

[lampthegloomyone]

when the soda machine runs out of Refreshing Beverage !

[aswangpiss]

boyfriend by big time rush but they're pop-up ads