War ended 7 years ago.

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[j917482-deactivated20251123]

"twenty-eight years in that godforsaken jungle..."

[rightlessdestiny]

getting moderately drunk and having okay sex #mediocrity #normalkink

[dontmean2bepoliticalbut]

[nmri]

i heard being friends forever is the new trend

[gardenofdelete998]

pillows have stopped having a cold side some time ago

[probuccalfat]

being a bitch actually saves you a lot of time

[probuccalfat]

they’ll think you’re a bitch anyway for having some reasonable boundary so you might as well just be a bitch sometimes and save yourself the trouble, the time, the energy, the money, etc

[courtesycalling]

Thompson's new outfit

[eyesaremosaics]

Yanina fall/winter 2021

[bikwin5]

TUMBLER SEXYMAN FINAL AROUND

Purple Pieman (Strawberry Shortcake)

Shy Guy (Mario)

Caveman Brothers (Wacky Races)

Remaining time: 5 days 6 hours

[bikwin5]

PROPAGANDA UNDER THE CUT

"Puriple Pieman is everything anyone would dream of. He is tall and steals all the berrys from strawberry world, which is insanely sexy and beautiful. I would like someone to steal my barries with my consent because its berryplay"

"why the fuck does strawberry shortcake have a villain"

"Shy Guy has humble origins from being in the most overlooked of the NES Mario games. You can pick him up and throw him and trust me, he likes it."

"anti guy is the sexiest one" (this user was then disbarred as the poll is only about normal red shy guy and not anti guy)

"dOES THIS COUNT THE ONES FROM LUGIIES MANSION"

"The Caveman Brothers have won the races from Wacky Races at least 3 times. I think that means they have a good chance of winning this one too."

[NSFW WARNING] "imagine them tag teaming you like one brother goes down on you while the other drives the car a lap around the course and then they switch so they never get tired and you receive the ultimate pleasure"

"The 2017 Wacky Races reboot sucked ass."

[ahsoka-in-a-hood]

Apparently some people still need to hear this so: using an 'ai checker' is still using ai. If you are feeding someone's fic to one of these checkers, you will still not be sure their fic is ai because they are not 100% accurate, but you can be 100% sure that you are using ai. For fic. Furthermore you are doing the work of an ai scraper for them. You are, personally, feeding the machine. There is no actual excuse for using an ai checker on fanfic as a hobby. YOU are the problem.

If you think a fic is ai, mute it and move on. That's it. That's all you do.

[ahsoka-in-a-hood]

Um. Yikes

[autometaphorical]

Iphigenia asks the Pythia about her fate • April 2026

[rightlessdestiny]

getting moderately drunk and having okay sex #mediocrity #normalkink

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[jewish-joy]

#i love prayer plants but they're fussy so I don't keep them#can we have a picture op they're so pretty

Behold, Dorothea

(Naming my plant "Gift of God," and then giving her to a seminarian with just the explanation that it's a prayer plant? Okay, that's my bad.)

[biglawbear]

Oh my goodness she is so lovely and full! And she's flowering!! That's a happy maranta indeed

[fallingtowers]

sorry if i was weird the other day i'm but a conduit for powers as terrible as they are strange

[frailgun]

an unsung favorite of mine

[nessa007]

[birdbutchcloaca]

Sorry to my objectum followers i tried to fix my computer but it wasnt sexy i did a shit job. Trying to eroticize changing components but its mostly like a guy not finding the clit. Yeah no its still butt ass naked two panels off on the ground. I can feel it psychically trying to reach for the vibrator.