“People like to tell you that marriage is hard. What they don’t like to tell you is that marriage is also spending a lot of time pretending you don’t hear each other poop. It’s becoming familiar with someone else’s morning breath and the particular odor of their dirty socks and the sound they make when they’re absentmindedly chewing food. Loudly. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.” —read more on my blog (link in bio). This month my husband and I are celebrating seven years of marriage. Seven! In honor of this momentous occasion I’m sharing the thrilling marital advice I gave my little brother when he got married last year. Also, yes I wore cowgirl boots at my wedding. I’m from Texas. That’s just what you do. Pretty sure when Davy Crockett lay dying in the Alamo he used his final breath to say “y’all better wear boots to weddings, birthday parties, funerals, and job interviews or I’m fixin’ ta haunt you.” Also also, I’ve always known I was pigeon-toed but I never realized how badly until I took these bridal photos. Also also also, I just realized I’ve been spelling pigeon wrong my whole life and no one told me 😱#writerfail #marriage #marriageadvice #sevenyearanniversary #romance #truelove #highschoolsweethearts https://www.instagram.com/p/B-cygbog2Uu/?igshid=14pkdor2pzekg