See You Later Alligator @katelynalligaytor - Tumblr Blog

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

weve decided not to move forward with you at this position because a meteor has hit our office and destroyed the whole shit big mode. we hope your job search goes well

giragirameganedan

*pets u so long u r eroded away into nothing/dust*

waterandsilver

crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it

waterandsilver

i don't think i've ever met a printer that actually wanted to be a printer. i think most printers have dreams of being on the stage

bitethebullets

the loss of the audio jack is due to puritan culture hating on penetration

segamascott

valeofcashmere

They decorated my building

radawaycuntt

Well let me ask you this: if we were two little green aliens would we touch antennas yes or no

deep-state-partisan

thehotelchelsea

my wound salt that I keep beside my bed

brothfan1997

i love gifs that don’t loop. they had a story to tell and now they’re done

brothfan1997

he’s waiting for you to respond

wooftphr

got a new lighter. it’s shaped like a fish and it blinds you.

wooftphr

it had a huge sticker on it that said “this is not a toy”. the gas station i got it from had a sign infront of the display for these only that said “buy first, then test”. the first time you strike it (from the fins, by the way) you find out exactly why. they have added incredibly bright flashing blue LED lights on the eyes, which point directly into your eyes and the eyes of whoever is looking anywhere close to the fish that makes you blind.

a friend of mine was like “you can probably take this apart and cut the wires so it doesn’t do that anymore” and i told her “no i can’t. i can’t do that” and she was like “???why not?????????”

it’s just too fucking funny. this is the stupidest thing i own. thinking about that gas station clerk with like 50 more of these fucking things thinking “how the fuck am i gonna get rid of these?” makes me loose it. setting up the sign and i was literally the first person to buy one.

wooftphr