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Remus: Now repeat after me
Remus: Remus
Sirius and James: Remus
Remus: is a
Sirius and James: is a
Remus: vicious, scary, werewolf
Sirius and James: vicious scary werewolf
Remus: Remus is a vicious scary werewolf
Sirius and James: Remus is a precious lil chocolate loving, sweater wearing baby
Remus: *sighs* no-
Hermione: Sorry I’m late, I was doing… stuff
Harry, walking in with messy hair and disheveled clothes: I’m stuff
Rita Skeeter: So, Hermione, as a war hero, I bet everyone wants to know, what do you do for a living? Hermione: Save the world Rita Skeeter: So, still a hero, huh? Hermione: No. More of a babysitter, really- Harry & Ron: *doing something that could possibly destroy the world* Hermione: Excuse me, but I have to end our interview-
[source]
Hermione: Ron and I are having a baby. Harry: That's gre- Hermione, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here
Lily: So what’s for dinner?
James: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise!
Lily: …
Lily: Is it soup?
James: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*
Lily: Please, enough with the soup puns!
James: Wow, you’re soup-per mean.
Lily: STOP!
*one hour later*
Lily: It’s fucking tacos?!?!?!
Hermione: What are you talking about Harry? You love Hogwarts! Harry: I'm not sure I do, I think I've just developed Stockholm syndrome
Young Harry: Uncle Moony, why don’t you have a wife?
Remus: Because I’m gay, Harry
Harry: Oh! So why don’t you have a husband?
Remus: *looks at Sirius* I don’t know- Sirius? Why doesn’t Uncle Moony have a husband?
Sirius: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT
Narcissa: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone.
Sirius: Oh, I'm sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?
Narcissa: Somehow that's worse.
If you want to read a super cute one-shot with the exact same vibe as this incorrect quote, check out Kiss Kiss Hush Hush by Lisera
Hermione: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don’t murder someone right now Harry & Ron: There are no books in prison Hermione, sighing: Thank you
Draco : Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”...But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”
Hermione: You lying, cheating, piece of shit! Ron: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD Hermione: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING HARRY WITH ME Ginny, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now Draco: No, no, it's getting really entertaining now! Pansy: I never thought Hermione would be that competitive! Luna: I always thought Ron would be the one to get Harry in the divorce Harry: Hermione is scarier, she would definitely get me in the divorce
Hermione: Harry isn’t answering his phone Draco: I’ll call Hermione: Ron and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- Harry: Hello? Hermione: Hermione: HARRY JAMES POTTER, WHAT THE FUCK?!
https://www.the-pro-creator.com/2019/01/I-hate-adobe-and-so-should-you.html
I’m posting the links here because the link keeps on a loop with adfly
IF YOU DRAW OR DESIGN Instead of PHOTOSHOP, try GIMP Instead of LIGHTROOM, try PAINT.DOT.NET Instead of ILLUSTRATOR, try INKSCAPE Instead of INDESIGN, try CANVA or SCRIBUS
IF YOU MAKE PICTURES MOVE Instead of PREMIERE, try DAVINCI RESOLVE Instead of ANIMATE/FLASH, try OPENTOONZ or BLENDER Instead of AFTER EFFECTS, try WAX, BLENDER or FUSION
IF YOU BUILD WEBSITES OR SOFTWARE Instead of DREAMWAVER, SPARK or XD, try WIX, WEEBLY, or WORDPRESS.COM or WORDPRESS.ORG
IF YOU DO STUFF THAT REQUIRES THESE OTHER PROGRAMS Instead of AUDITION, try AUDACITY Instead of ACROBAT PRO, try FOXIT READER or PDF ESCAPE Instead of INCOPY, try LOVING YOURSELF AND USING LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE (WHO USES THIS???)
IF YOU NEED STOCK PHOTOS OR FONTS Instead of ADOBE STOCK, try PEXELS, UNSPLASH, or PIXABAY Instead of ADOBE PHONTS, try GOOGLE FONTS or DAFONT
BONUS: If you need FREE MUSIC OR SOUND EFFECTS, try YOUTUBE AUDIO LIBRARY or SOUNDBIBLE
My bonuses:
IF YOU DRAW OR DESIGN Instead of PHOTOSHOP, try FIREALPACA , SAI , SKETCHBOOK or KRITA (these latter two are great!) Instead of LIGHTROOM, try PHOTOSCAPE
IF YOU MAKE PICTURES MOVE Instead of PREMIERE, try SHOTCUT Instead of ANIMATE/FLASH, try PENCIL2D ANIMATION, LIVE2D, OR E-MOTE
IF YOU NEED STOCK PHOTOS Instead of ADOBE STOCK, try MORGUEFILE.COM
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