Mad, mad kitty Kat

'nuff said

[paper-mario-wiki]

a gallon of milk but with this kind of cap:

[iguanamouth]

quick suggestion

[lizzienoodles]

let me raise you an idea ive been keeping for years, just for this moment

[heatandapathy]

The unholy trinity.

[transmortifried]

[cindernet-explorer]

[crazy-go-lucky-deactivated20181]

only the finest culinary experiences for my followers

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

Okay this is a very half-formed thought and I’m not sure where I’m going with it yet, but the fact that the teen girls we’re meant to root for in so many Teen Girl Stories are the ones who are bad at or uncomfortable with performing femininity probably isn’t a coincidence. And it’s mostly not because the people who create media about teen girls want to shatter gender roles; it’s more likely because even though femininity is the prescribed way for female-identified people to behave it’s also seen as something largely unpleasant.

Um. I’m going somewhere with this, maybe after I finish my homework. But I want to hang onto this thought.

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

ex: the proof of Regina George’s redemption is giving up her hyper-femininity in favor of aggressive, masculine-coded sports

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

ex 2: in High School Musical Gabriella and Taylor have a bonding moment over their nail beds being “history”, contrasting themselves with the more conventionally feminine cheerleaders. Gabriella is hardly butch but her femininity is portrayed in a more soft, natural way to contrast with Sharpay’s louder, more eye-catching and implicitly unpleasant outfits. Sharpay is not the bad guy because she’s girly, but she’s maybe more girly because she’s the bad guy.

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

Because caring about your appearance is BAD, that’s a character trait that we associate with Bad Characters, and most especially Bad Women Characters. Sharpay and Regina care so much about their looks because they’re shallow, and that means they’ve unpleasant.

All teenage girls are told, one way or another, that they should care about their looks and put effort into being attractive. But in the stories about teen girls, the only ones visibly caring about their looks are the bitches.

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

If a Nice Girl ™ wants to make an effort to look good she better have an excuse, like prom or a date or finding out she’s a princess.

Princess Diaries makes such a good point about this, actually. Mia is supposed to be attractive, because she’s the protagonist, but she also can’t do it herself, because that will make her look like just another Vapid Teen Girl. So she gets a makeover handed to her. Pretty is something that Just Happens to nice girls, because if you work at it you’re a bitch.

(Not to mention pretty isn’t compatible with frizzy hair or glasses.)

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

God, fucking Harry Potter isn’t exempt from this. Hermione gets contrasted with Lavender and it’s so obvious that Lavender is Wrong, because she’s goofy and sentimental and clingy and girly girly girly, in sharp contrast with Hermione “I only do my hair for the Yule Ball, I’ve got shit to do” Granger over here. And that’s not shitting on Hermione! It’s just clear that there’s a very particular sort of teenage girl we’re supposed to like in HP and she doesn’t care about Girl Things.

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

Even Sky High, the greatest teen movie of all time, falls into this. The women on the good guys’ side are Layla - soft femme, a little tomboyish, has strong opinions - and Magenta - vaguely punkish, v snarky - neither of whom do feminity “right”.

On the bad side there’s Penny, who’s a LITERAL evil cheerleader hivemind, and Gwen, who’s both the most popular girl in school and the actual super villain behind everything. These things are not coincidences.

[ineffectualdemon]

Tbh as a parent I didn’t realise the baggage about this I carried until my kid got into MLP and I watched it with them and encountered the character of Rarity

She’s a character who is extremely feminine but her positive character trait is generosity she wants everyone she encounters to look as good as they can because she knows looking your best can make you feel good and she wants to share it

And for the first time I saw fashion and make up and all that stuff as self expression and artistry and something that, like almost all things, can be good or bad depending on the person

and I was and am really fucking ashamed that it took a fucking children’s cartoon about magical ponies to help me recognise that

This trope needs to die.

Give me more characters who are stereotypically girly and kind and generous and soft and strong and REAL

[double06]

so let me get this straight:

y’all bleed outta your vaginas

once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene

you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS

and yet you just go about your daily business like

people with vaginas are fucking badass.

[rawrgoesjerran-blog]

people with vaginas  what are they called again?

[firetinasty]

They’re called people with vaginas because not everyone with a vagina is a woman.

[mallorylrc]

whoop there it is

[gayrika]

jesus fuck

[supercorpverse-deactivated20181]

Reblogging ‘cause this is true af and also, the use of the Monty Python gif here is 👌

[taesfursuit]

180527 ♡ fake love ♡ taehyung

[yeocity-blog]

<i>ethereal</i>

[omnomnominator]

[paulsrockinpagoda]

when they say simpons did it already

they’re not fucking kidding

[antifasteve]

tony: i dont go down on women but i expect them to suck my dick and thats how KINGS live

thor a feminist:

[stanleyraymondkowalski]

this is fake news don’t EVER disrespect pepper like this

[fugayyyku]

Didn’t he, like, canonically get pegged by gamora too lmaooooooo

[smoogieboogie]

Yes

[rescueironman-deactivated201909]

Wait this was pegging? I HAD NO IDEA LIKE I WAS SO INTO THIS TONY GAMORA PANEL ALREADY AND NOW IT IS LIKE 5000000000000000 TIMES BETTER. AJSKALAKKAKAA.

[starkrevolution]

I saw this and went: “Hang on now… I remember reading that. I did NOT think they were pegging.” Then I dug it out and had a closer look:

Panel two, bottom left corner — that is definitely a strap-on harness. This whole thing makes so much more sense now. I cannot believe I didn’t see that before.

Damn Gamora. Fierce.

[fugayyyku]

Wait! Didn’t rdj also call tony a feminist in his interview!!!

[queendophne]

Didn’t he also open a shelter and organization for women who needed help and let women run it because he knew as a man he (and other men) would never truly understand or help the right way? And we are talking about the same man who gave Pepper CEO of his multimillion dollar company?

[fugayyyku]

Didn’t he like, okay trigger warning but didn’t he also take a teenage rape victim turned prostitute off the streets directly to the women shelter? Like…can we stop pretending that casual sex = misogynist when tony stark in canon has so explicitly addressed women’s issues? Has so explicitly supported women? Where’s that goddamn panel of tony giving vision dating advice about treating women like the whole entire individual they are and not like an enigma they talk about in dating magazines because that shit is relevant

[van-dyne]

I was just gonna ignore this post but it keeps coming up so let me add these: 

tony’s totally letting women take charge 

look at this soft boy

(gifs from @tonystarkz x )

And that was all before he quitted being a playboy, even as he lived his playboy life you never see him disrespect women and quite the opposite to what op is implying, he plays the role that serves and submits to his partner, and do I need to add how he is with pepper who he’s in a committed relationship with for more or less 8 years now:

Like I don’t care if that’s just a meme or joke but if you have to make it, make it accurate?? Praise Thor all you like, I stan him too, but trying to paint tony as a misogynist who disrespect women, I’ve got news for you. 

[wereopossum]

Consensual casual sex does not = misogyny. Miss me with that shit op, you know he eats that pussy and that ass like groceries.

[artbytesslyn]

me: okay google I want a female muscular diagram

google:

me: No a regular non-sexy muscle diagr-

google:

me: No, just- okay how about organs-

google:

me: NO NO SEXY GHOSTS JUST ORG–

google: 

[h-sakura]

No, Natsu! Σ(っ°Д °)っ

[gahdamnpunk]

Her tuition so damn high she can wear whatever tf she wants

[smallswingshoes]

Spite goals

[meeglemore-deactivated20190117]

There’s a better thing to her story. She CONTINUED her thesis in her underwear and afterward her professor said “what would your mother think wearing those kinds of clothes”

And she responded “my mother’s a feminist also a gender and sexuality studies professor. She’s fine with my shorts”

[griffys]

[tijopi11]

Why are people having so much issue with the article, I agreed with it? The title isn’t the most eloquent thing ever but the article wasn’t encouraging cheating, where you go behind your partners back, but instead looking at the issue of cheating as a not black-and-white thing where there’s one horribly evil person who just wanted to have fun/get laid with one traumatized-for-life victim. Instead, like most- nah, let me say with ANYTHING in real life beyond fiction, the article sees the grays in cheating and why the person cheated in the first place. Not to say that cheating isn’t a horrible thing to do, but I feel like people need to understand that there are reasons people do the things they do. People who cheat are human beings. They could feel horrible about it, they could be trapped in a marriage or relationship that they don’t feel they can escape, they can feel insecure and unloved. Again, not to say it’s something you should ever do, but dehumanizing someone over a mistake is just as bad in my opinion. There’s nowhere where they can talk about their experiences, and it’s likely we know a lot of people who have cheated in our lives even if they haven’t (or were too scared) to tell us about it. 

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

“dehumanizing someone over a mistake”

[winchestears]

from our family to yours

[reactingtosomething]

The Collector

[theycallmebecca]

I’ve seen this several times but I haven’t seen it posted with Zoe’s retweet

[cosmoshoe-deactivated20190908]

she only needs one more before she becomes unstoppable

[buzzfeed]

Yes, that is an explosion of pollen. Yes, I feel like sneezing now.

[mihosh]

did this tree just bust a nut

[weirdbuzzfeed]

Scientifically, yes!

[addictionmarvel-deactivated2018]

Why are you so excited

[weirdbuzzfeed]

:-)

[ham-strokers-ejacula]

That makes the bulldozer a giant dildo, right?

[weirdbuzzfeed]

:-(

[cyle]

masturbation is okay though, nothing wrong with using a giant dildo.

[buzzfeed]

what happened to this post

[catchymemes]

Sick Tiger Cub Gets Rescued From Circus, Makes Incredible Recovery And Finds Love

[lonelyy-heartss-clubb]

in avengers four

sorry i made this in 5 minutes and it’s awful

(original from: Angry Office Christmas Party *OFFENSIVE* Brandon Rogers https://youtu.be/6Ru0JTn3iq0)

[griffinspacejams]

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings