Cabbages and Kings

Basically, this blog is composed of nerd jokes, fandoms, really bad poetry, occasional reflections, and whatever I happen to be obsessed with at the time. Enjoy. ;)

[mbti-rationals-blog]

INTP

-perpetually running late -either calm to a fault or an emotional mess -seriously, there is no in-between -is completely capable of functioning in society -doesn’t -waits until things are bad and then Handles It™ -blames laziness on the first law of motion -stuck up bitch from afar, annoying dork up close -basically a walking joke -has no shame -somehow an INTJ magnet -proofreads social media posts for fun -doesn’t try ever

[kathrineheathcliffe]

bahahahahaha xD

[typicalmbticonversations]

INTP’s mom: Have you had anything to eat today besides coffee and a piece of chocolate?

INTP: *doesn’t look up from computer* I finished a box of Tic-Tacs.

[nazarenamontalbetti]

MYERS BRIGGS (INTROVERTED TYPES)

Versión en español

Extroverted types

Quotes by Chandler Hamby

[kathrineheathcliffe]

Ten things I know how to do:

1. Sew      2. Bake     3. Sing (Classically, of course)      4. Arrange flowers         5. Draw     6. Write Poetry        7. Burn entire fields without letting the fire out of control    8. Climb cliffs without safety gear     9. Kill with one hand     10. Piano, a little

[kathrineheathcliffe]

INTP: *has emotions*

INTP: but why.

[touchedbytheangel]

What You Are According to Your MBTI Type

INTJ: You are the coldest shard of ice, but also the hottest flash of lightning. You are the sofest velvet in a rose petal, and also the sharpest thorns underneath. You’re the terrifying depth to the ocean, and yet you are also the sun twinkling on the waves. You may be the sultriest summer day, but often you choose to be the quiet coldness of a winter morning. You are the calmest logic and also the roil of blood boiling under your skin. Of all these things, INTJ, you are a Paradox.

ENTJ: You are a screaming crowd, the rush of adrenaline pushing you further. The words I will not give up, a business contract with all signatures in place. You are droplets of blood-red ink, and the glint of sunlight off a reflective glass building. You are the gory beauty of a sunset before a storm, the soft certainty of a plant blooming each year. You are a mountain threatening to crumble, and a young tree that refuses to snap in the wind. You, ENTJ, are the confounding fluidity of Strength.

INTP: You are the rapid clicking of a rubix cube under clever fingers, the glint of dark steel, the soft sigh of rain on concrete. You are the flash of unexpected rage, the sound of a chair scraping against the floor as it is pushed hastily back. You are the flipping pages of a textbook, and the squint of eyebrows while reading scrawled writing. It is no wonder that you love asking questions so much, INTP, for you yourself are a Question.

ENTP: You are the flash of an old camera as a photograph is taken. You are the tinest licks of flame in a fireplace, and also the devastating blaze in a forest at the tops of the trees. You are a bright red canvas, washed over with every shade imaginable. You are the blackness of a pupil, going ever deeper in. You are the grafitti I see on street walls as I walk home at night, and the glimmer of icicles on a cold morning. You are the snapping of scissors being suddenly closed, and the sound of ripping fabric as it is pulled apart. You are the irregular motion of fingers tapping against the wooden table. You are both pleasantly warm and dangerously hot, ENTP, because you are Flame incarnate.

INFJ: I see the quiet strength in a mountain side in you, and yet I also see the dangerous temptation of a cliff face. You are the smooth rustling of a stream past rocks, but somewhere you become the roaring power of a waterfall. You are pure white sand and the burning heat on your feet from the sun; I see the softness of vanilla and also the sharpness of peppercorn in you. You are the warmth of the sun on one’s back, and the burning blaze of a desert’s surface. You are power in reserve and power in extremes, you are a dam holding back an entire lake and also the cracks threatening the stone deep beneath the surface. You are mocked as the ‘unicorn’, INFJ, but you prove yourself as something much deeper as the Moment Before a Wave Breaks.

INFP: You are the silken tinkling of water in a cave, and you are the echo of a terrified voice lost somewhere far beyond. You are gentle like a sheet of new paper, yes, but you are the stinging pain of a thousand inflicted papercuts. You are the burst of a flower blooming fast-motion on a camera, and you are the wilted petals underneath. I see the blur of water colours on the white of a desk, and also a room with no visible end or beginning. You are the sudden smile that appears for no reason, and the ugliest frown appearing like a storm. You are early mornings and quiet whispers, but most of all, you are Changes.

ENFJ: You are a mirage; the image of a shallow pool with a thousand feet of water underneath. You are dirt lining the cracks in one’s hands, and the threatening pull of mud under one’s feet. You are the purest feeling of happiness, and you are a maze with level after level. You are a bright blue shirt flipping on a clothesline in the breeze, and you are the flick of a light illuminating a dark room. You go many places and love to see new things, and that is well, for you are an Adventure.

ENFP: You of all others are a perennial favourite. You are the favourite younger sibling in a family, you are the warmth of protection glowing in one’s chest. You are waking up late on a slow day, and you are the beat of a song that plays during work. You are a child skipping rope on the sidewalk, and the wonder of a scientist testing an Element. You are pens scattered on a table in every shade of the rainbow, and the hopeless scrubbing of an eraser over paper. You are notebooks sitting in a shelf unused and half-finished art projects left for a soon-due essay. You, ENFP, are the Glow of Praise.

ISTJ: You are the crisp of white sheets being put on a bed. You are pancakes on a china plate, and black shoes polished to a shine. You are hair in graceful waves, and the graciousness of a smile. You are the furrowing brow of brewing anger, and the sudden splash of cool water on overheated skin. You are the beep of a heart monitor, and the prick of a needle on your finger. I see the quiet, far reaches of the ocean’s surface in you, and the grey shadow of sharks swimming somewhere below. You are not so easily stereotyped as boring, ISTJ; for you are Deep Water, slow to move and full of changes underneath unseen by those on the shore.

ISFJ: You are the glint of a sword being drawn free, and the warm smell of leather. You are the glossiness of a horse’s back, but also the sudden kick of fear. You are tiny smiles and curling fingers; a garden full of colourful flowers. You are the unexpected sting of poison ivy under one’s feet, and the soothing balm of chapstick over cracked, bleeding lips. You are a train rushing forwards, carrying thousands of pounds of cargo. You are the steady thrum of a heartbeat, a yellow ribbon wrapped around a present. You are still water in a vase, and the sudden frustration of broken glass and spilled liquid on the floor. Well are you called a defendor, ISFJ, because you are a Strong Wall, full of the tiny cracks that come with humanity and yet standing strong for all those who need you.

ESTJ: You are the click of an old typewriter’s keys, the soothing hum of a printer completing its task. You are a smile showing teeth, and the biting nip of the cold outside. You are the comfortable feeling of coming home, and a suitcase lying, half-packed, on the floor. You are the beautiful sound of a violin playing, and you are the sobs it so often draws out. You are an army of baked goods resting on a kitchen counter, and the smile on a child’s face. You are the secret desire for untested things, and you are a kind email directed at someone who needs it most. You are always accomplishing things, ESTJ, for you are an accomplishment yourself. Finally, you are spinning in a desk chair unobserved, for you are the Sense of Satisfaction.  

ESFJ: You are the flick of long hair over shoulders. You are gift bags resting on the floor at a party, and the sparkling bubbles of champagne. You are the terrifying shriek of a hurricane and hands wrapped around a warm mug. You are striped colours on a wall and the ticking beat of a watch on one’s wrist. A lively tune on the piano, the blur of 3D movies without glasses. You are the feeling of wandering across a busy city at night, and shaking hands gripping each other. You are as delightful to some as you are strange to others, ESFJ: you are an Unexpected Surprise.

ISTP: You are bubbles rising in a beaker, a baseball slamming into a glove. You are the curl of lazy smoke, and the sheen of sunglasses in the daytime. You are the age-old familiarity of denim, and the crisp cleanness of a white t-shirt. You are a smooth voice making love to the microphone in your hand, and the faint rasp of a speaking voice afterwards. You are a comb moving through hair over and over again, and the yawn unrestricted by a covering hand in a classroom. You are narrowed eyes moments before a game, and the passionate sting of a sudden kiss to the mouth. You and your eagerness, ISTP, are the easy impatience of a Rumbling Engine, desperate to move.

ISFP: You are paint rubbed smudged on a nose, and freckles washed over cheeks. A whisper louder than any scream could be, steam rising from a cup of hot chocolate. You are the bright green of grass in the summertime, and the wilting curl as it shies away in the Autumn. You are a picture of two lovers hugging, their faces absolutely at peace. You are the tossing of a ship in a storm, and the glint of a seashell on damp sand. You are the trusting curl of a child’s hand in your own, and the flash of pain when one bites their tongue. You are Rafflesia arnoldii and Wolffia growing together in a field, some strange combination that manages to be beautiful. You, ISFP, are the Beat of a Dragonfly’s Wings, beautiful and fragile and quick to escape.

ESTP: You are a thousand screaming voices in a stadium, and also the shaking earth underneath. You are a building standing proud and tall, full of life and energy and bustling movement. You are a fist holding the ribbon attached to a medal, and the rumbling growl of a motorcycle’s engine. You are the sting of cold air in the lungs on an early morning, and sparks crackling off a bonfire. You are a tree in the woods, being hacked to the ground, and you are a weed growing rampant in an abandoned garden. You are a force to be reckoned with, ESTP, and a formidable one at that, for you are Determination.

ESFP: You are the twirl of a new dress in the mirror, and the shredding of fabric under a foot. You are a newly polished mirror and shards of a broken glass on the floor. You are the pettiness of envy and also the beauty of magnitude, the gloss over pictures in a magazine and the sound of feet moving on a dance floor. You are the excited shout of a new discovery, and the shattering loss of a loved one. I see the allure of a late night, and the glow of string lights in you, and the rapid beat of a lunar moth’s wings. It is easy to see why you have such quickness in everything, ESFP, for you are Movement.

[intpboard]

INTPs have emotions; they just don’t understand them, which pisses them off.

[tinwhistlings]

It’s art month at Literary Starbucks!  (If you don’t know the blog get on that now, they’re the best!)  Which means I’m going to be spamming you with this stuff as much as possible, because I love them and jokes about classic lit are my jam. @literarystarbucks

[kathrineheathcliffe]

someone else: *makes a mistake*

me: don't worry buddy! it is not a big deal! we can fix this! we'll figure it out!!

me: *makes a mistake*

me: i am irredeemable worthless garbage and i want to die

[kathrineheathcliffe]

NT Moments - Romantic

INTP and ENTJ had a long deep conversation.

ENTJ: You're my favorite person.

INTP: *hugs ENTJ*

INTP: ...

INTP: ...

INTP: ...

INTP: I'm actually thinking of what to say back but nothing's coming up.

ENTJ: *laughs* I know you're terrible at expressing affection verbally. You're only good at physical.

INTP: Mmm-hm *squeezes ENTJ harder*

ENTJ: I actually prefer it that way. I don't get people who need to say romantic things all the time.

INTP: I'd merge into you if I could. Is that romantic?

ENTJ: Yes. That's the nicest thing someone has said to me.

INTP: :)))))

[yo-why-am-i-here]

contradictory mbti

INTP: Smart but naive ENTP: Energetic but lazy INTJ: Confident but insecure ENTJ: Accommodating but intolerant ISTJ: Modest but proud ESTJ: Novel but traditional ISFJ: Imaginative but grounded ESFJ: Generous but needy INFP: Timid but brave ENFP: Sociable but independent INFJ: Strong but fragile ENFJ: Accepting but judgmental ISTP: Stubborn but easygoing ESTP: People-orientated but insensitive ISFP: Idealistic but practical ESFP: Bold but sensitive

[intpboard]

Things INTPs are good at

1. Overanalyzing

2. Casually postponing things right up until it’s due

3. Accidentally touching upon a touchy subject

4. Staying in the same spot for 4 hours

5. Not noticing physical details

6. Having lots of mini obsessions

[kathrineheathcliffe]

I’m sitting on my dorm room floor late at night, half-dressed in worn out pajamas eating ramen like it will sooth my school-harrowed soul. 

I am college. 

[kathrineheathcliffe]

When your emotional responses are calculated reactions based on likely future patterns of behavior of the person your speaking to combined with an analysis of consequences and an evaluation of how much you actually care.

e.g. “*sigh* I guess I have to display angry reaction to this or they’re just going to keep doing it forever....” 

[funkymbtifiction]

Dominant Fe (EXFJ): I am warm and enjoy taking care of people. I consider how decisions will impact everyone involved. Is there anything I can get you, to make you feel more comfortable? I can’t be with people who don’t treat others with respect. I want to acknowledge not only what each of...

[kathrineheathcliffe]

As an INTP with ENFJ friends, I appreciate the brilliance that is this post.

[kathrineheathcliffe]

“What are you doing?”

“Writing.”

“About what?”

“What I’m doing.”

[kathrineheathcliffe]

Oh, don’t mind me, I’m just going to quietly sit here and explore the universe.