[ommanyte]

I feel that substituting sleep with caffeine is a lot like drinking unicorn blood to stay immortal. You will have but a half life, a cursed life, from the moment it touches your lips

[huffpost]

[ohhjenesuispas]

I will reblog this every time.

[papayapetal]

Literally this.

[tatianamaslnaymoved-blog]

[thatfunnyblog]

Literally me

[muggl3b0rnn]

Honestly how I feel right now

[dollymyfolly-deactivated2026032]

I’m the type of person who holds on to ticket stubs and photos and presses flowers but never puts them into a scrapbook I just have them scattered everywhere which brilliantly illustrates how I’m a sentimental piece of shit who can’t put their life together

[hamishwatson]

yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

[wtftru-deactivated20130501]

[i-want-to-see-the-world]

My roommate thought it was a real horse.

[oldnewborrowedbluebox]

i have to admit so did i for a second there

[trilllions]

[today-ifuckedup]

Today, I fucked up by... not knowing how to dance

Okay everything happened and it was really rad. After the fire drill outside, before heading inside, we notice that there was a crowd of people and me and my friends are like, “Shit is someone fighting?” And we go over and we find out that it’s a dance-off. Like, a literal dance-off. The teachers were there and totally cool with it and I’m just like, “I’m going in,” and I break into the middle of the circle and shout, “a new challenger approaches!” Then I realized I had no idea what the hell I was doing so I fell over and scrambled out of the circle. Like I literally just threw myself to the ground and walked away.

[hamishwatson]

yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

[scaredpotter]

[avicil-deactivated20160226]

Class is canceled emails > goodmorning texts

[obamas-princess]

[dntdodrugs-deactivated20131127]

I’m sweating cause this dudes game shits on mine

[emosad420]

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

[asdfghqwerrt-deactivated2017080]

not only is this line impossible to pull off but I think my friends hate me

[feline-funny]

HAHAHAHAHA

[danisontnonfire]

28

[katieel94]

[buzzfeedrewind]

Kids today will never understand.

[kuhdeejuh69]

The LAST ONE omfg

[yokhakidfiasco-deactivated20210]

Used to have fun with the last one

[lokisqueenofgreen]

THE LAST ONE WAS THE STORY OF MY LIFE.

[swolizard]

thank god they got rid of jean jackets

[oidrockstars]

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

[assholedisney-deactivated201604]

[oill-spill]

[coffeo]

im only motivated to sort out my life when i have good music playing