[hipster]

going from “today is a good day” to “i hate my life” takes me approximately 2.6 seconds

[swarnpert]

wholesome laffy taffy jokes

[theearlofsandwich]

[anterieur]

[arielrpt]

(x)

[pettycentral]

[gahdamnpunk]

THE KIDS ARE ALRIGHT

[swarnpert]

broke: reusable straws

woke: humans should evolve over millions of years to have elephant trunks

[goblinsofthegalaxy-deactivated2]

These algorithms are getting way too accurate to my interests

[brbjellyfishing]

[memewhore]

[arsetronaut]

THERES MORE

[rainbow-cokesniffer]

[pomp-adourable]

I’M CRYING WHO IS HE

[dormouseking]

an angel

[lovelyirony]

my mom has finally understood the concept of how to use “tea” as slang, but only kind of. she came into my room and said “jessie, i have tea today” and i was obviously like what happened but as it turns out she just thinks tea means information so she told me that she got avocadoes on sale. that was the tea. 

[inallofpeculiardom]

Damn RIGHT that’s the tea

[aintnosuchthingastoothick]

I think we as a generation need to stop being impressed by basic shit in relationships.

[onlyblackgirl]

[saatc]

[yeah]

ig.com/peons

[littleoblivions]

“i bet you’re tired from a long hard week”

me on tuesday: bitch u right :/

[vanillish-deactivated20211102]

[awwdorables]

French Bulldog argues bedtime

[cherryclit]

I AM TOO FILTHY TO WATCH SOMETHING AS PURE AS THIS

[iujoy-deactivated20210730]

@ghostsgf

[c00tiebreath]

HE WENT RIGHT TO SLEEP IM UGLY CRYING

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