TipToppers

[covenlesswitches]

“he should be at the club” well he’s at the club and he wants to fucking kill himself

[raisondetriment]

Robbie Daymond cannot keep getting away with this.

Just kidding, yes he can

[briarmires]

beard strokers unite

[briarmires]

a bonus Murray by popular demand!

[olessan]

[meirimerens]

you're telling me this guy's a bouncer? huh... and what does he bounce on, if you don't mind me asking...?

[algrolo]

While you were studying the blade, I was studying you. You're weak on your left side and your footwork could use improvement. Also I think I've fallen in love with you. Who said that.

[insomniac-arrest]

allow me to slip into something a little more… comfortable *removes green ribbon from my neck, screaming ensues*

[insomniac-arrest]

stop being funnier than me in the notes of my own post

[allsonargent]

Jessica Walter as Lucille Bluth in Arrested Development (Season 2)

[ravenclairee]

ADULTS — 1.07 "Annabelle"

[sokkalore]

season 2 of atla is so good because you’ll watch an episode and it’ll be like -

A plot: aang learns to stand his ground in order to begin earth bending

B plot: zuko screams at god to strike him down with lightning

C plot: sokka is stuck in a hole

[essektheylyss]

essek: this is verin. you now have an emotional attachment to verin.

vox machina: ok.

essek: do u promise to protect him.

vox machina: yes of course.

the narrative: VERIN IS NOW IN MORTAL DANGER

[wintershades]

Caleb: "My buxom blue friend ..."

Jester: "Yes? Are you talking about me?"

Caleb: nein

[heartseeker]

do you guys wanna see the most perfectest png of my cat

[heartseeker]

polite bubby.png

[mywillbedone]

I took him to the art museum, hope that's ok

[sugarcube589]

he's in the trojan war (dw he's fine)

[violentoffender]

[topbottomswitchblade]

This guy after 7 minutes of thinking about it:

[triassictriserratops]

man went through a whole journey in his mind in those 7 minutes. learned new things about himself. this is the most revolutionary 7 minutes of his entire life. he was BORN in those 7 minutes.

[taxidermychrist-deactivated2025]

the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(

[vampire-cathedral]

[greelin]

why are so many automatic soap dispensers so shy

[greelin]

come on, beloved… You know i am here….

[aroace-polyshow]

honestly i never thought the phrased “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation