Almost Eternal

because it cant get any darker

[tb-sj]

https://www.twitch.tv/tbchoi

[gracelesstars]

Romantic Film Evolution

1997:

2004:

2011:

2014:

2018:

We’ve come a long way, folks. 

[unsettlingstories]

I haven’t laughed this hard since the first moth meme came out.

[unclefather]

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

(Chanting) ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient c

[sci-the-superb]

CAN WE STILL EAT THE FUCKING BOG BUTTER?

[dreamingofbabylon]

Fellas we’ve got ourselves 2 outta 3 ingredience for a legendary Grilled Cheese

[socialmediapeasant]

Grilled cheese!!!!

[dreamingofbabylon]

HELL YEA BAYBEE WE DONE IT !! GOD HERSELF GONNA GRILL US A CHEESE

[socialmediapeasant]

Tonight we dine like kings

[dreamingofbabylon]

@imabugandsoareyou

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

its like marine biology Jackass

[jacequilart]

i love this guy 60% of every video is him rolling around on the floor screaming while his camera guy goes “hey….. u ok?” then 5 minutes later he gets up and is like “ok folks, there u have it, the Satan DeathRay Fire Monster actually does cause pain when it bites u. science is great”

[jheselbraum]

To be fair, this is actually a really good way of getting kids to realize that these animals really are dangerous, and he goes through the first aid either on the same video or in a follow up video (if it’s something complicated). IIRC, the whole reason he started doing videos like this was because while he was in Montana or something he saw a lot of Facebook posts about people whose dogs had gotten too close to a porcupine and they didn’t know how to remove the quills, so he (naturally) went into the woods, found a porcupine, quilled himself and filmed himself taking the quills out and explaining what he was doing.

He’s still fucking insane, but, you know, it’s for a good cause

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

He’s living his best life, his job is getting hurt on camera and educating others on how to be safe. And he clearly loves his job.

[heartsnbruises]

The rightful heir to the throne Steve Irwin left.

[porterr-robinson]

[sandersstudies]

This is so

Unnecessary

[mizoguchi]

[sirartwork]

[incaseart]

Where did you get a picture of me?

[etaedraws]

Inktober 2018 | Day 1 - The Whale

I’ve cobbled together my own little prompt list out of the official one, some lists I found online and my own prompts. Goal is at least 15 drawings, one every second day, though more would of course be the best~

[unsettlingstories]

Slough

For the last three decades, small groups of mycologists have been visiting a village deep in the Brazilian Amazon. It is suspected, based on some evidence, the village is atop a colossal fungal colony, similar to the Armillaria solidipes in Malheur National Forest, Oregon, only dramatically larger. If that’s the case, the fungus would be the largest living creature on Earth.

The hundred-or-so expeditions before ours yielded inconclusive results. Genetic tests have shown there is a type of fungus unique to the general area, but attempts to grow it in any environment outside a 40-mile radius of the village have been futile. My trip down last March was with the intent of seeing if the fungus could be grown artificially under specific chemically-induced conditions.

A biotechnology firm had recently developed an interest in that particular mushroom, believing it might have anticarcinogenic properties. As a result, the two members of my team and I were given far better equipment to take with us than we normally had. We were happy to oblige. When we arrived, the native people were as friendly and inquisitive as always. They’d taken a liking to all the scientists who’d visited them. While the lab was set up a hundred yards from the nearest structure in the village, it was common for the scientists and villagers to interact when the workday was over. A few of us even figured out a few words of their local dialect, although no one was anywhere near conversational level. It didn’t matter, though. Food, drink, and wrestling were the common languages we spoke. And for 32 years, everything had gone well.

Everything, that is, except our research. We’d been stuck for the better part of a decade. With no ability to grow the fungus aside from that small, incredibly isolated locale, the likelihood of fully determining its properties was low. Further, without massively-invasive and destructive digging, we’d never be able to find out the true size of the fungal colony below us.

Continue reading.

[unsettlingstories]

I’m often asked what my most “fucked up” story is. It’s probably this one.

More than probably.

[butiforgot]

I was about to throw up while reading this actually and I don’t get that queasy 

[yellowsubcaptain]

This is insane

[mrcreepypasta]

Say no more.

[mrcreepypasta]

Don’t tempt me. I know no depth, @unsettlingstories

[irkenkinnie]

Holy crap this is terrifying

[geek-of-all-trades042-deactivat]

Seriously. DO NOT read or watch if you can’t handle horror. I LOVE horror. I’ve grown up on Hellraiser, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and other horror classics and gore fest movies, and this is the FIRST to ever truly disturb me. There is just something bordering on realistic in this story that is enough to send chills down my spine, and make me feel queasy. These are things I have NEVER felt when reading or watching horror before. This isn’t a story that will scare you(at least it didn’t scare me). But it WILL disturb you. If it doesn’t, I have to wonder if you’re sane.

[shalaxar-deactivated20171028]

I can confirm…. holy shit I regret reading that

[rutabegaville-blog]

Do not read this if you have a weak stomach, or even a normal one. But damn it was good.

[thejunksmith]

Reminds me of “At the mountains of Madness” and just comes off with a very Lovecraftian feel of sitting by helplessly as ancient giant life forms beyond our comprehension use us for food.

[sonoda-san]

Sweet Christ this was completely fucked. Fantastic read! This is definitely one of the best you’ve written!

[pragnificent]

I made a fucking mistake. 

[awildervoid]

This is fucking AMAZING. I don’t find a lot disturbing at this point. I have a new writer in my faves. 

I’m saving all the rest for after dark for maximum creepiness. Probably sitting outside listening to the frogs and coyotes. 

[jpegtrashman]

Seriously this is graphic, and brutal, don’t take t lightly

[sagek253]

I think this is the story of yours I’ve read the most. I can’t stop myself and I know it’s going to leave me nauseated and just…doubting humanity. But I can’t not read it! It’s so good, and so well-written, and hits deep into your brain. It’s worse than a train wreck, because *I Know* what’s coming. And I keep coming back for more.

[existingcharactersdiehorribly]

[insp]

[knowing]

[rbgif]

[spartanlocke]

[cheshireinthemiddle]

*Color*face

Since Tumblr cannot tell racism apart from sharing culture, I would like to point something out. 

This is yellowface:

This is not:

This is blackface:

This is not:

*color*face is the intentional mockery of a race by imitating an epitomized and perceived stereotype,typically for comedy purposes. *color*face is not a person sharing in a culture or doing something you assume was ‘invented’ by another race. *color*face is not an actor who happens to play a character of a different race. *color*face is not someone with a tan. *color*face is not someone cosplaying as a nonhuman.

So to recap,

Blackface:

not blackface:

Yellowface:

not yellowface:

There ya go

-Yuki

[darkosm]

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾thanks op

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

😭😭😭😭

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

I found more on this:

[spiderinthecupboard-deactivated]

I was with my Eddie almost the whole time, petting him until he fell asleep from the sedation. The vet made us leave the room for a few minutes during the euthanasia itself, but we were allowed to come back to him right after his heart stopped. If he had some leftover consciousness, i hope he could somehow feel that he was very loved and that we were just trying to help him and stop his suffering.

[shittycryptids]

Your mom comes home from work and asks you how your day went. Each time you try to turn to look at her to answer, her face is actually a pile of spaghetti noodles slushing around with noise coming out. Every time you try to turn and look at her, they slosh faster. “Where is my mom,” you ask? They keep sloshing faster.

[aholyterrors]

@unsettlingstories ghost wrote this

[unsettlingstories]

I ate mom’s spaghetti face.

[dankmemeuniversity]