demigodess

Female | 98 ♎ | She/her | Current interests include: Art, Games, Anime and D&D

[maureen2musings]

Tollymore Forest Park

nataliewhitephotography_

[treecitysessions]

[deepseadork]

My personal favorite tags

[maureen2musings]

Scenic Washington trails

downtofowler

[maureen2musings]

Spring in the English countryside

journeyswithjon

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

today I found out my mother doesn't know what dandelions are and now I'm wondering what other strange secrets she's been quietly harboring

[krystal-prisms]

Where do you live that you don't have dandelions?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

So after extensive interrogation I have an update:

my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.

the truth is actually weirder

she's aware dandelions look like this

she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions

she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?

she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gosh I enjoy this website

[glutton-for-funishment]

then wtf is a daffodil......................

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

buddy

[andulkaphoto]

[rosieandthemoon]

Wistman's Wood located at Dartmoor National Park in Devon, England. Photo by Neil Burnell

[exposenature]

[theroyalgardens]

[vintage-tigre]

[c-monthecob]

"Y/n threw her long blonde hair into a messy bun"

[arienai]

"my fave did nothing wrong" oh yeah well MY fave fucked everything up and she's still my fave so

[arienai]

please do this I'm always looking for more Fucked Up Women to stan

[arienai]

you are so smart

[has-the-gavle-goat-burned-yet]

[baddywronglegs]

[a-sinister-wizard]

[firrrrrrrrre]

A weak goat, BURN him!

[rcpaskus]

[foone]

There are many advantages to being a computer scientist.

Mainly, all the fucking lizards.

[necro-om-nom-nomicon]

Yeah but they're always Monitor lizards.

[foone]

ayyy

[aidashakur]

[velvetvexations]

[cyberxbattalion]