A Sinister Wizard

Pondering the orb

[raccoonmilf]

My little dust bunny el wiwi went to the shelter today for his pre-intake checkup. He weighs 1.03 lbs 🥺

[a-sinister-wizard]

el wiwi!

[soup-mother]

Step back everyone. This post requires the delicate touch of an annoying gimmick blog

[a-sinister-wizard]

[tsarina-anadyomene]

it really is quite bad for your military to have an image of itself as a warrior class. what you really want is for your soldiers to think of themselves as boring professionals who will fill out a report form if someone gets a little too warrior ethos out there

[gsot]

[drmajalis]

[helenvaughans]

[hylialeia]

listen it's not that I think epic the musical is a perfect adaption of the odyssey but it was an impressive passion project that knew what it wanted to be and knew what people gravitated to in the original work and it put significant effort into conveying this through its unique medium and tone to the point that hundreds of other people felt compelled to put effort into their own artistic interpretations of that version of the story. and that's really cool! and yes I would be more critical if it was a 100 million dollar project made by a professional because what the fuck do you mean you're a world-famous director and you cut the my name is nobody scene are you goddamn serious

[a-sinister-wizard]

[evilwizard]

he breasted the boulder boobily up the hill…

[evilwizard]

one must imagine sisyphus big naturals

[wormnextdoor]

i love queerplatonic relationships where one of them is aroace and the other isn't. i love when the allo character has a crush that fades over time. i love when they don't care what they are to each other as long as they're together. i love when romance is an option that they don't choose. i love when both aros and allos feel fulfilled without romance or sex.

[ryan-sometimes]

I wonder how it feels to be a therapist or psychiatrist in 2026 and watch the despair of young patients and realize it’s not attributed to mental illness but a rational response to the state of the capitalist hellscape world we live in

[dragon-in-a-fez]

you misheard, I said this was a gander reveal party [releases a flock of angry geese]

[byjove]

every night before bed instead of meditating or praying, I sit perfectly still for a while trying to blow that guy up with my mind

[medievaljournalist]

[fatestayyuri]

[a-sinister-wizard]

I'm guessing the context is to reduce urban deer population.

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[proudpoe]

Howl?? From Howl’s Moving Castle??

[emomemolemoemo]

[queer-as-city-folk]

I built a cure little minecraft house

[a-sinister-wizard]

Long-term nuclear waste warning messages - Wikipedia

[jncos]

Who was the man who first salted the slug

What was he thinking to try

Roaming the lands pouring salt on god’s creatures

Hoping for one which would die

[woodrider]

Billy Joel - Piano Man

[viola-and-chill]

I hate this site

[evilwizard]

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

[evilwizard]

okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long

[evilwizard]

LINDSEY GRAHAM ?

[a-sinister-wizard]