i hope you have a safe day

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[intovertebral]

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[b0nkcreat]

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

[0shark-yaps]

I just think Michael Misa should get to wear a pretty little dress sometimes. As a treat

Anon you have no idea how much I agree. Lots to be said about how dresses compliment men's shoulders and arms. I don't know much about specific shapes or styles but I love how these look on their models and sit on the guy's waists...

My fav muscle to notice, serratus anterior, is very well developed on most hockey guys and would be beautifully emphasized by something open on the sides so that's my suggestion for dear Misa

[mangofruitster]

@0shark-yaps I think you and this anon are overdue some credit on silk safe detergent but I kind of envisioned this dress:

[mangofruitster]

Sometimes I go to respond to comments and I think about all these people saying they like something I wrote and honestly it should be overwhelming but mostly I’m just like fuck yeah! I liked it too!

[mangofruitster]

I really have nothing to say about that recent post made by William Smith featuring Ryan Leonard and a variety of dudes including I must assume Will Vote. Nothing to say. Nothing at all. I have actually never had anything to say about any topic ever.

But for sure Macklin Celebrin saw that and was like Aiden is it icky that Will doesn’t know what sunscreen is? And his brother was like yes. It’s fucking icky as hell. That’s gross. Also is that dirt on his buddy? Like did they just smear dirt on him?

[mangofruitster]

Okay it would be really funny if I was wrong and communications major will smith hockey was in fact making a complex statement about masculinity and american identity but like. I don’t think he was folks. I just. Don’t think that.

[mangofruitster]

Stg I’ll just post this one last thing and then I will get off the internet I will I will I will but—

Sam Dickinson — Alaskan husky yes I’ve mentioned this repeatedly you all know about this I’ve made it plain. Blue eyes, white chest, white paws probably an agouti coat. Great companion animal for someone who wants to get a couple hours a day of exercise outdoors, every day of their life. Still rips things up, just for fun. Great with kids cannot be trusted with chickens.

Denver Barkey — Staffordshire Terrier, fawn with a black mask. Companion animal that can very easily be an emotional support animal, something I mention with no ulterior motive. Loves kids and fine with every animal including baby chicks but did once charge and run off a bear— Trevor was terrified. But he came back!

Macklin Celebrini— Dalmatian but a working Dalmatian so he doesn’t destroy for fun and entertainment. But without a job, he would. This is a working breed. Once tried to menace a bull without clear purpose. Handler was able to call him to heel but there was a moment there. Not food motivated. Not toy motivated. Not praise motivated. Very difficult to train.

Will Smith Hockey — was sold as a medium sized golden doodle but actually a LOT of Irish setter showed up. He’s twice as big as the buyers were told to expect and requires constant stimulation and engagement or becomes anxious and chews on his own paws. Breeder is getting sued in small claims court.

Igor Chernashov — Borzoi but a red one. Yes I know you thought white. Incorrect. Red.

Michael Misa — so that is a cat. Bengal Cat.

Ryan Reeves — St Ambrose Dog. Breed is not recognized or known outside of one particular village in Manitoba. Finest of dogs, loyal brave and true. Sturdy, capable and friendly — up to a point. Can be taken anywhere and make friends with anyone but they live by the belief that if something starts they’re gonna finish it. Probably a brindle because the best dogs are.

[lizforlez]

i would also love to suggest italian gray hound collin graf — long and skinny with big eyes, always looks like they’re on the verge of a nervous breakdown but that’s just bc he has so much energy stored up in such a frail looking body he’s constantly shivering, very independent but will sit with you if you’re not feeling great though very staunchly NOT a “companion” dog in the way that others might be

[mangofruitster]

I have so much love and respect for the “Michael Misa has a difficult family background and a rough childhood” narry like please speak your truth that is so beautiful to me but like

to me:

It’s a lot funnier if Michael Misa had in fact fairly decent gentle relaxed Ontarian typical parents and wants to get his teeth deeply in Sam’s big shoulders not due to underlying trauma but simply because. He wants. He looks at his big lanky undertrained understimulated husky and is like, is anyone going to be bonding with that fucked up mildly self loathing performing animal in ways they shouldn’t? And of course doesn’t wait for an answer. To ME the most compelling Misa is loving and thoughtful and a little bit obviously content to curl up and be cosseted by his husky and his (billet) parents and get to bring his guys(brother included) to Vancouver for training and—

You get the idea. Meanwhile Sam Dickinson is a self proclaimed bad stray dog searching yearning for a pack to belong to, hoping if he does all the right tricks in all the right order he’ll get praise and pets and to stay please let him stay he wants so badly to stay. Let him curl up on your feet he won’t growl(much) if someone unexpectedly enters the room. Where’s that painfully revealing article Sheng Peng wrote, where Steve Dickinson is like well what you gotta do is. Get some meat. And dangle the meat in front the dog and NEVER let him have the meat and make sure you tell him over and over good dogs get meat. Only good dogs. And then watch him skate self imposed suicides and make sure he knows you could be golfing but you’re there watching him and if he was a good dog— well anyways. Who could resist loving a dog like that? Especially if it loved you back and most and needle urgently painfully best.

[mangofruitster]

Hello yes here is the article now listen we are all still here for rpf but like where. Where is Jack Dickinson? He’s close enough to his brother to come visit but where is he? And how old and where is Kennedy? Is my husky a middle child or is he the youngest? Joking clearly middle but like. Where are his siblings? We can assume Jack at least got to smell the meat but did anyone tell Kennedy there was meat? Was she chewing dry bones with my husky or. Or?

[codes-and-stuffs]

i do think we should normalise being like. platonically enamoured with someone. perhaps i love and admire you dearly and there's nothing romantic about it

[whirlpool-blogs]

as a flyer trevor zegras acquired three rookies in approximately 29 regular season nhl games, or a rate of 0.103 rpg (rookies per game). at this pace, if trevor signs a six-year extension, we can project that he will have roughly 54 rookies living in his house by next time another contract is due. in this video essay I will

[mangofruitster]

can we open the michael misa zyn discussion? I think we should open the michael misa zyn discussion

https://www.tumblr.com/mangofruitster/821542223491547136

We can open that discussion at any time but I have no value to you in it I fear. My beautiful unicorn may or may not have a zyn in during his fun family outing slash football double date but you will get no confirmation from me for alas, I am not here for the real part of the real person fiction.

Now, if you want to talk about my beautiful unicorn attending his first ever football game and being amazed and also a little horrified, while Toff quietly panicks beside the dumbest rookie he’s ever met and the supernatural being who’s been fighting the forces of evil with his wife and yorkie, well then. I have much to offer.

[junokatzen]

november niners game family outing slash date... misa ridiculously thrilled

[mangofruitster]

Would the half trained husky take his in laws to don alfonso 1890? Or whatever industry people are actually calling it. Or is he like. Hmm. What kind of deal is the half trained husky making a few year from now? Has he reached the point where spon con with mailable mattress companies just isn’t worth it?

[misa-misa-soup]

put her canine teeth in the side of my neck or whatever chappell roan said

[71savage]

Always thinking about misa's little fangs

[mangofruitster]

Wash... dish. please

Exciting news dishes are washed it’s the writing that remains outstanding.

[feral-ballad]

Victoria Chang, from With My Back to the World: Poems; “The Islands, 1961”

[Text ID: “I want to be loved but I don’t want to open my mouth. / I want to be saved but I don’t want to kneel down.”]

[mangofruitster]

Can anyone come over and bully me to either write or do the dishes

Or write for me while I do the dishes?

[ryangravytrain]

“The hug heard ‘round the world”