Shitblog™

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[lovphobia]

can y'all send some asks that are like “thoughts on ______”

[katsucrap]

call out post for @piedparkjimin because theyre probably still scrollin thru tumblr rn even tho they need to sleep

i love u bby u must rest immediately

[dataheights]

you: whats up dog?

me, an intellectual: what is above you, canine?

[surreal--memes]

[itchycoil]

I have 2 “head” “cannons” …. They’re called my nostrils

[somethin-gay-deactivated2018020]

[mynameishunter]

[trashcanbees-deactivated2019120]

I can feel this image on my teeth and I am so angry

[paininmyassachusetts]

I didn’t think that until you said it and now I’m mad at you

[katsucrap]

Parents: why you wanna move so bad

Me: independence

Me in head: gettin a lizard

[niqabisinparis]

i noticed this thing with a lot of men. they tend to be really generous and kind only to women they’re attracted to. duh, obvious statement to most of you but it’s jarring when you see it first hand and it’s so prevalent and insidious to the point that it feels uncomfortable accepting help from a strange without thinking of the possibility of him having ulterior motives. and it’s disheartening knowing that if you’re in a position needing a man’s help, a lot of times it will depend entirely on whether or not he’s attracted to you. and the problem is that they think this goes both ways. i can show a simple gesture of kindness and a man will take it as me coming on to him. me letting you go in front of me on the checkout line because you have one item, me offering change because you don’t have any, or anything other well-intentioned act of kindness results in a man trying to eventually make a move thinking that it’s mutual. how sad it must be to think that there’s no kindness for the sake of kindness. that all good done in this world is based on sexual impulses instead of the desire to help another human being just how you like to be helped. 

[saltycathy]

[pure]

People who hate kids prolly got dragged by one. Children can sense demonic energies. When a kid calls you a doodoo dookie head that’s like a palm reading.

[tranz-parents]

[transmortifried]

[pendaly-archive-deactivated2021]

[jazeth]

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

[avfwdrugec]

Gentle reminder that the human eye is naturally drawn by noise and movement, so the next time you walk into a crowd or a bit late into a lecture or something like that, they’re not staring at you or judging; it’s just an instinctive reaction that has nothing to do with you doing anything wrong.

[amymaymusings]

This really helps my anxiety.

[setheverman]

[transmortifried]

Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”

The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.

James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

[theanimejunkie]

welcome to the english language

[katsucrap]

jimin neutron