The existence of a safeword also implies the existence of a dangerword that you can use to instantly turn any sexual event into a combat encounter

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@kattyrauhls
The existence of a safeword also implies the existence of a dangerword that you can use to instantly turn any sexual event into a combat encounter
I'm just pulling your chain. I mean yanking your leash. I mean jerking you off. uh I mean I'm just messing around with you,
No one ever tell me anything bad about the person who runs this account.
the person who runs this account, Katie Gouldin, is an evolutionary biologist who has an EXCELLENT podcast called Creature Feature which compares and contrasts the weird behaviors of man and beast! she is super cute and funny too!
oh thank GOD
just want to add i love how much she hates elon
yeah okay ill reblog that
She is also credited by the Audubon society with coining the word “birb”
Also source for probably the best reaction image in history:
These grandkids planned to surprise their grandma at the airport dressing as t-rex but she heard about it and planned her own surprise.
pizzing me off...
Pizzing me off, of Course...
Fuck, it's genius... why didn't I think of That...
I honestly think Gen-Z and younger simply does not understand how recent widespread smartphone adoption is.
I am not that old, and I didn't have a smartphone until probably late high school. For most of my life, many if not most people were not walking around with a magic internet machine in their pocket that they pulled out and used constantly for everything.
reblog if you remember having to ration your text messages and accidentally opening the internet on your phone was the end of the world
Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water
it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.
tags by @eridan-ampora
adhd is fun bc everything I got taught is backwards
a good day makes good sleep
starting with a lil treat gets the work done
More things to do is less overwhelming
don’t make a plan just get in there
you’ll never take good care of what you don’t like so throw it out (this one is my favorite bc it’s easy to see what you don’t like)
Incredible addition
don’t put the thing on the shelf put the shelf under the thing
Another banger
turn on distractions to focus
i love that song iris by the google docs
wait
yea that's funny
remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp
Yeah, I’d have killed a man for this bedroom as a kid
L: 20 1/2in W:26in Arm to arm: 60in Shoulder to hem: 20in Beautiful gray cropped knit sweater! So comfy, warm, but also light weight!
Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: SOLD ELSEWHERE - NOT AVAILABLE Sweater - a.n.a.
L: 22 1/2 in W: 24 1/2 in Arm to arm: 60in Comfy Adidas pullover sweater with some diy rips and bleach stains
Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: SOLD ELSEWHERE - NOT AVAILABLE BLUE ADIDAS SWEATER.
L: 22 1/2 in W: 24 1/2 in Arm to arm: 60in Comfy Adidas pullover sweater with some diy rips and bleach stains
Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: BLUE ADIDAS SWEATER.
L: 22 1/2 in W: 24 1/2 in Arm to arm: 60in Comfy Adidas pullover sweater with some diy rips and bleach stains
Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: SOLD ELSEWHERE.